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    Thank You Angel! You remind me of a hitchhiker who I picked up in Taiwan. Maybe it was you. Who knows.
    Wow, you've been here, Formosa. Then, you must have enjoyed our yummy foods and culture here.

    Try to live in harmony with people and nature


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    I liked the province of Taiwan. But I liked mainland China more. The people of Taiwan are very friendly, but Taiwan is rather chaotic, but the people are not to blame. Taiwan has a very beautiful landscape too. I respect the Chinese people immensely, whether they are from mainland China or the province of Taiwan, and I greatly enjoyed talking to the people of Taiwan. Also, I loved a book of modern Chinese poetry I came across, in English of course, I don't know Chinese. The book had lots of modern Chinese poets, it was wonderful!
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    Sunday is on Fire!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Tomorrow a bunch of yesterdays will happen!
    And tongues will reach out of the words and lick your genitals
    Then a bunch of Caribbean Spanish will start boiling & boiling out of everybody’s heads
    And a thousand booties will booty booty to the speeches in Washington DC
    And now the winds carry sexually-transmitted-symphonies to all the planets of the universe
    And now all the space aliens are dancing to the sounds-of-spermatozoa in our ballsacks
    So let’s all learn the baby-making-mambos of Babylon!

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    Symphony of the Mind
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    for Witold Lutoslawski

    I blast the poem into the outer reaches of your brain
    Where the storms
    Of the seas-of-your-thoughts
    Move back-&-forth like invading armies of words
    All splatter about
    And the endless apocalypses in your mind
    Explode your thoughts all over the universe

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    1,000 Scientists Ejaculating All Over the Poem
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I take a syringe & needle and inject 1,000 solar systems into your brain
    Then I grow your brain in a petri dish until it becomes a universe of Charles Manson voices
    With all the Charles Manson voices I create tornadoes made out of chocolate ice cream
    I then put all the tornadoes into everyone’s Balzac
    Then everyone ejaculates all the tornadoes into an assembly line of vaginas
    The assembly line of vaginas stretches from the planet of Pluto to the planet Earth
    And now I turn the off switch on the poem

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    Happy Symphony for Big Booties Everywhere!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    With poetry dripping out of everybody’s anuses
    With a thousand naked Queen-of-England clones dancing on Richard Pryor’s big black Dick
    With the Statue of Liberty eating Einstein’s Theory of Relativity out of George Washington’s ***
    And General E. Lee eating Kentucky fried finger lickin’ good out of Abraham Lincoln’s bootylicious
    That’s when earthquakes begin drifting out of your beer
    And the musical notes in your Balzac
    Begin creating the Symphony of Booty Happy La-La-La in E minor
    Cheers!
    Let’s run around naked until we reach the end of time!

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    My Hemorrhoids Itch With the “Culture Wars”
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For James P. Cannon

    Donkeys & elephants in suits are talking free-market capitalist pooh-pooh out of their booty holes
    While the Queen’s English is flying out of everyone’s vaginas
    And everyone’s crotches is itching & itching with awoke liberalism
    While all the herpes sores of America are voting Republican
    And it’s Mr. Gonorrhea versus Ms. Syphilis in the presidential elections
    Here’s some pooh-litical anal-litz to tell you which one pooped where
    And now everyone listening to the presidential debates gets diarrhea
    And wipes their asses with the Republicrat & Demopublican political positions
    Conveniently printed on toilet paper

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Whoopee Blongs on Blip-Blaps!

    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the insane madmen of the universe are running through your arteries
    While your heart is pumping hysteria through all the arteries of the universe
    And your veins are running across the entire North American continent
    And your feet are repeatedly kicking a soccer ball at the moon
    And the soccer ball bounces off the moon and back to earth each time
    But you sold your eyeballs to an extraterrestrial
    And a sex robot stole your mouth
    So now you communicate by sticking your finger up everybody’s *******

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    Testicle Cities of Happiness!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I turn all the buildings of the world into testicles
    And I paint all the giant testicles of the world purple & blue & orange
    And all the giant-testicle-cities of the world sing with Bing-Blupey-Blupey!
    And Bing-Blupey-Blupey is the reason for up & down!
    And up & down is the penis-vagina-song of blueberry happiness!
    And blueberry happiness is the atomic reaction of your thoughts exploding everywhere…

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Demopubican Dog Du…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am as serene as the White House starting World War 3 in the future!
    I’m as happy as ai robots devouring the human race!
    How about some white homeless “privilege” under the screaming summer sun?
    And then there’s always white homeless “privilege” in the cold winter winds!
    And have some rat-meat-hot-dog with your Regular Dixiecrat Organization here in Segregation City Chicago!
    It’s the tat-tat-tat of a South Side Symphony!
    The criminals got guns, but the working people don’t have them ‘cause of gun control!
    So let’s dance to the liberal quack-quack-quack of the ding-ding-ding!
    You goin’ whoopee for some “change-you-can-believe-in” on payday?
    Richard Jackass Daley be wearin’ the mask of Lori Lightfoot!
    That bourgeois liberal foot up your ***!
    You can always vote for bourgeois conservative foot up your *** instead!

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    My Tongue Created the Big Bang!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Flying buildings are kissing your pussy
    And big mother****ing is mooping & blooping everywhere
    And bleeping bleeps and happy ding-dongs are galloping to you
    So you catch all the planets in your hands
    While your pussy erupts with a thousand volcanoes
    And now the world is dripping in the hundreds of languages
    Of the female orgasm
    As you sigh an operatic aria
    To all the smiling stars above

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    Jizz & Sunshine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Oh noooooooooo!
    Schoops are schuuuuuuuuping!
    God’s jism is everywhere!
    What are we gonna fuupy-duupy-dip-do now?
    Are we gonna bluppy to the bop?
    Or how about we turn about?!
    Let’s sail into the big bright world of Satan’s anus!
    Ready?!

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    Tomorrow the Zaps Be Zappin’!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hey you fuupy-fuupy! You been plapin’-plupin’ the boobs again?
    No, man! I got to **** some extraterrestrials tomorrow!
    Then how come you left the luupy-luugy goin’ goober-gonjers?
    Because you can’t pull down the sky without a rocketship!
    Say what?? Whatza bing-bong be goin’ on wit you, mudderfooker?
    No, see, the mermaid swimming around the ocean in my head always be happy!
    Oh, is that why that whoops always be whoopin’?
    Exactly!
    Gotcha, have a nice ding-dong!
    You too!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Ha-Ha Symphony
    (With Fried Turtle Booty in Poetry Sauce)
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am as crazy as space alien jizz!
    My zoops be as happy as your testicles!
    Are all your tomorrows as delicious as God’s nipples?
    We want orangutan pussy now!
    You got some horny-horny-tomorrows in your brains?
    If not, then screwdriver through your head!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Penis & Right Hand Playing Cha-Cha-Cha
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For Luc Ferrari

    It’s a kind of French-kissing-Spanish kind-of-rhythm
    With the spices of rainbows & railroads thrown in
    The castanets do an east & west with your beating heart
    It’s so much blue sky that you have an orgasm!
    Your limp penis now sings a 12-tone-Schoenberg-scale
    As the piano paints giant nipples on all the sides of buildings
    And the trumpet gives a blow job to all of humanity
    While all the sex robots dance the night away
    Celebrating the extinction of the human race

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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