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    Man! Upright! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Italian Renaissance splashes all over the poem
    And Portuguese ships begin sailing out of the poem and towards distant planets
    While the sky begins splashing back-and-forth with this-&-that-&-the-other-thing
    And then volcanoes begin spurting knowledge out of our heads
    While we speak thousands of new languages to each other every other second
    And our hands begin creating millions of new wonderful things
    And we construct each new building in 100 new architectural styles
    Before we dip our writing quills into each otherís brains
    And write the destiny of the human race all over the universe

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Zops!!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Bleepin’ blops be fallopin’ in the fups!
    And that’s why I like to **** fat white women!
    And now the sky is full of fat white women flying everywhere!
    But then some fanoppy-fooooop yippeeeeee jumped into my nose!
    And now I’ve got 10,000 eyeballs for you!
    Hey, we do the happa - whoopsee - fwuupy together?
    Yippy?
    Hey, where you goin’?

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    Spank Me! Spank Me Please!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Her booty is the happiest place on earth!
    And the pilgrims jump off the Mayflower and rip their clothes off and dance naked with the Indians
    As Christopher Columbus & Jackson Pollock ejaculate abstract expressionism all over each other
    And the Statue of Liberty gives God a blow job
    As the Virgin Mary does a gang-bang-porno movie with the hordes of Attila the Hun
    And then Wolf Larsen & R. Kelly pee on Bill Cosby
    (Wolf Larsen & R. Kelly went to high school together)
    As the Penguins of Antarctica all walk into the booty hole of Jesus Christ
    As Uncle Sam pulls out his big black dick
    And ejaculates red-white-&-blue fireworks all over heaven

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Your Brains Will Be My Buffet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I carry all the planets of the solar system on my back
    I walk through a desert of a thousand minds
    I crawl uphill through a huge violence
    I skip from one insanity to another
    As I sing my brains at the overflowing skies

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Hail-to-the-(War)-Chief
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The 21st Century flies around you
    Then machine guns shoot bullets through all your poetry
    And now American bombs are falling through the sky and blowing up in the middle of the poem
    And now eyeballs & limbs & decapitated heads are flying out in all directions
    And then an *** (the American President) jumps out of the page like a Jack-O-lantern
    And words start jumping out of the donkey’s butt (a speech)
    And monkeys from sea-to-shining-sea give their ears
    And a standing ovation

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    SPLAAAAAAAAAAAT!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem flyyyyyyyyyys out of its launching pad
    And exploooooooodes in the brains of a million space aliens
    And then outerspace pornography orbits & orbits the planet Earth
    While Andre Derain paints the universe with another fauvist revolution
    So a bunch of fauvist space aliens emerge out of your butt one morning
    And the fauvist space aliens teach you their language of penises & anuses doiní the correct grammar together
    And then everyone goes insane with bellybuttons
    And itís a new happy orgasm for all the stars in the universe

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Oh No! No Toilet Paper! Iíll Use this Red-White-&-Blue-Rag!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I pop my zits all over the neoconservative & neoliberal buttocks of boobylicious blibby!
    And now zops to the illustrious gentry of the big capitalist booty hole!
    I zing to the nipples and to the Republic for which itís snot
    One nation under Godís bootyhole ****ting freedom & liberty upon us from the sky
    From sea-to-shining seeeeeeaaa
    Amen to the war (which one? So many!) and these war profit dollars with blood on themÖ
    I gotta go take a ****!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 09-30-2021 at 03:16 PM.
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    The Capitalist Politicians & Dictators Fart Out of Their Mouths
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I keep farting out the meaning-of-life driftiiiiiiing through the air
    And whenever you smell the meaning-of-life thousands of your rants dance on millions of other planets
    This causes gravity to make everything drift up into the sky
    And everybody is throwing their noses & eyes & ears into the blender
    And begins believing blindly all the lies of the capitalist rulers

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Flip - Flooping - Kazaaaaam! Now!

    I was penising the world with my battering ram
    The music was up around your head
    You were dancing in everybody else’s brains
    The music was made out of the lake & the land going up-&-down the sky together
    Some female was singing a human race crashing everywhere
    But that was a different human race
    The one that became extinct long long ago

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Gotta Eat Them Guppies Fresh!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First I strike God down with lightning!
    Then I pull out my salt & pepper shakers and I sprinkle suns & moons & planets all over the universe…
    But then the zooms get all badaggled in all my fwoops!
    And everybody chaaaaaarges at me out of Napoleon Bonaparte’s Penis!
    What am I going to do??
    Meanwhile the Interplanetary Committee on Genital Warts
    Has announced that all fwippers must be fwapped!
    This is terrible!!!
    But then erections & ejaculations the world over put an end to that…
    And everybody lived Bing-bonging-zwaappee ever after!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    I Am War Walking Down The Street
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I stab & stab my art into the page
    And a dead body is floating around the page
    I punch the universe and it shatters into pieces
    The soldiers in my balls want to crash into the world
    My two fists are two wrecking balls
    My anger is endless volcanoes
    My thoughts are mass graves
    I am the man smiling as he walks down the street
    The one that says ďhi!Ē

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Fwooomp? Up?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A zip flies over & around the Himalayas
    And the Himalayas jump into a different poem
    And this poem jumps to a different planet
    And now this poem is being written by a space alien
    And the reader becomes millions of butterflies flying up & upÖ

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Dongle! Now! Zip! Yah?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A fwoomple goes sky-hi with them yesterday
    And insects as large as planets
    Are flying-around-your-thousands-of-heads
    And your-thousands-of-heads are rolling down a conveyor belt
    And the conveyor belt is flying around all the planets
    And you're urinating the English alphabet
    All over the walls & ceiling of your studio apartment
    And now letters are dripping everywhere around you

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 10-07-2021 at 03:38 PM.
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    Boom - ba - ba - Boom! Boom - ba - ba - Boom!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem is rising up and down
    The words are floating over the poem
    The words roll over the hills
    And the hills fall around the poem
    And the ocean jumps over everybody
    And the drums play the verbs we eat
    The drums create the sky & the earth & the sun
    We dance with birth & death & joy to the drums
    Our dreams & nightmares are filled with the drums
    When we die the next generation creates the sunrises & sunsets
    With the drums

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Lake of Verbs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re walking across thousands & thousands of miles of poetry
    When suddenly you’re entangled in a bunch of Arabic calligraphy
    And Mickey Mouse is punching & punching you with abstract expressionism
    So you hide in a Cubist pussy hole
    And then automobiles turn into words flying in the sky
    So you take off your head
    And you give it to somebody else

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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