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    Glory Hallelujah Between the Legs!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Glory hallelujah is falling like bombs on all the cartoon characters on Mars
    And nobody can find their penis amongst the rubble of all our dreams
    So huge children the size of skyscrapers
    Begin eating all the planets
    While Saturn’s rings fly around & around all the screaming people
    So everybody rides excited verbs across the universe
    Until we reach all the fish between the Virgin Mary’s legs
    Fresh fish for everyone!

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    Turn Off the Brains
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I worry that my brains will be eaten by words
    I worry that my feet will turn into nuclear submarines
    I worry that my bellybutton will start screaming obscene words at policemen
    I worry that my butt will fall off
    I worry that my balls will turn into planets and float away
    I worry that my eyes see so much…
    Because if my eyes are right we humans will be extinct soon

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    (sigh)... Let's hope not. I'd love to see my great-grandchildren grow up in a world of sanity.

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    We'll see.

    Me Zip You!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Leonard Bernstein make the boom-boom go bang-bang!
    Me kiss Igor Stravinsky who make pop-pop-pop go bleepity-bling-blong!
    Me **** Beethoven with the clackity-wackity-woo-woo!
    Me is the WOW that make words fly so much up!
    Now you big canon across history with me?
    We blow up cannon with me big canon!
    And now me big kiss you with poem ending…

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    Groovy! WOW! Jumping!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Cities of groovy!
    Planets of WOW!
    Music jumping out of every corner of the Earth!
    Poetry bashing & bashing governments into rubble!
    Poetry joining the chants of the protesting-marching-millions!
    Poetry is an upraised fist!
    Poetry is earthquakes & tidal waves of defiance!
    Poets are gravediggers!
    We dig the graves of the capitalist ruling class
    We plant our words and seed the revolution
    Workers revolutions around & around the world!
    Opening a glorious future for the human race!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    It’s My Universe! The Universe Belongs to Me!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For Albrecht Dürer

    First I steal the planet Earth
    Then my tongue creates earthquakes in space alien vaginas across the universe
    The hurricanes in my mind start crashing & crashing into continents across the world
    Then all my sexually-transmitted diseases run for Congress
    And they win!
    And now all my illegitimate children begin rioting in cities across the world
    And everyone begins ejaculating my poetry all over the walls
    And then god gets on his knees before Me
    And gives Me a blow job

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    Words for Erotic Conquer! Blueberry Panties!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Blugga – Bahuppa – Pupa now!
    Erotic skyscrapers of nipples & penises & booty booty happiness now!
    You zuppin’ the blappy?
    It’s time for everything everything!
    You clap-clap with the Strawberry Armageddon?
    No? No zups to drunk with?
    We want sexy-sexy George Washington transvestite!
    We love the WOW!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Delicious Spermatozoa All Over Outer Space

    For Andre Breton & George Carlin

    A rocketship has blasted out of Bozo-the-Clown’s ears
    And landed on God’s left testicle
    The Bozo-the-Clown rover is now exploring the forests & deserts & mountainous regions of God’s left testicle
    Wildlife on His left testicle includes bouncing booby boings
    And flapping flappys with 20 huge ears sticking out of their buttocks
    Tomorrow Alfred E Newman will launch a rocketship from his crotch
    To explore the great big pussy hole in the center of the universe
    Up next, big plastic boobs are up with your weather forecast

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    The National Anthem of Endless War
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Bullets are flying through paradise in a POP-POP-POP tat-tat-tat BLAM-BLAM-BLAM symphony
    Blood & musical notes are gushing across the landscape
    Words spiraling out of the mouths of capitalist politicians in a swirling confusion of Blah-Blah-Blah
    200 rags called flags flying on top of 200 mountains of poverty
    Each mountain of poverty a different country
    Each mountain of prison cells a different nation
    Each mountain of corrupt cops & corrupt judges & corrupt politicians
    All on the payroll of bourgeois pigs playing in penthouses full of champagne, callgirls, & cocaine
    A world of bourgeois pigs singing together in a chorus of liberal & conservative gobbledygook
    Conducted by the Warlord-in-Chief Uncle Sam

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Stock Market of Peanut Butter Jazz
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The penguins will save us from giant space alien boogers crashing into the planet Earth
    The penguins will grow forests of words & marijuana on the moon
    And everyone will love penis happiness!
    And the Grand Buttocks of Liberalism & Conservativism
    Will sing the symphonies of meowing cats & barking dogs falling from the skies
    While the Brazilian soccer team kicks the planet Earth into the 15th Century…
    Goooooaaaaal!!!
    And now we’re all walking around the Middle Ages
    Searching for the end of the poem

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    Delicious Underwear for Insomniacs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The thousands of human heads in my refrigerator
    All sing together in a chorus of voices
    A chorus a tidal wave of voices spreading across the cosmos
    As all my favorite verbs
    Touch each other in a festival of sensuality
    While the big strawberry WOW
    And the blueberry insomnia dripping down from above
    And the bullets of peace zipping by
    All flying by
    In a chorus of tomorrows toppling over each other

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    Enjoyed !

    Can't decide whether to listen to your poem in my mind in a "Talking Heads" or "B-52" or "R.E.M." type vibe.
    "Talking Heads" prolly best served considering the content

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    I like all those bands, especially Talking Heads.

    The Circle of Beautiful Insanity
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For M.C. Escher

    Wires connect all the planets of the universe to my brains
    Through the wires 1000 space alien languages dance across the universe
    Until all the space alien languages flower like fields of color
    That spread across the pages in splashes of yellow & blue & 100 other colors
    All splashing up into the reader’s eyes
    As the chaos of words on the page
    Turn the reader’s mind into a circle of tornadoes
    That jump onto all the planets of the universe
    Where…

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Interesting piece that got me thinking, hence googling. I believe I perused Escher's death anniversary was recent (yep... Date of death: March 27, 1972). Found this somewhat dated article that got my mind wandering (as did your poem)...

    http://mysciencebooks.weebly.com/space.html

    THE universe may have the same surreal geometry as some of art's most mind-boggling images. That's the upshot of a study by the world's most famous living scientist, Stephen Hawking of the University of Cambridge.

    The finding may delight fans of Dutch artist M. C. Escher, but Hawking's team claim that their study provides a way to square the geometric demands of string theory, a still-hypothetical "theory of everything", with the universe we observe.
    I don't claim to understand any of this but it is fascinating and I'll never look at Escher's works the same way again.

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