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    We Need a Space Alien Invasion! Please! Space Aliens! Invade Us!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Last night a mushroom cloud walked into my bedroom and sat at the edge of my bed
    And now I’m walking around a city that soon won’t exist
    With each passing second the American President keeps pulling another nuclear missile out of his butt
    And thugs roam our cities assaulting citizens
    But if a citizen carries a gun for self-defense he or she is shot down by the police
    The USA is a police state with prisons from sea-to-shining-sea
    And the price of food is going up & up
    Are we supposed to eat our own doo-doo?
    Please, space aliens, invade the USA!
    And liberate us from this terrible regime of asses & elephants!
    But maybe the space aliens don’t care about us
    How about a workers revolution instead?

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    Baluppharf! Woopsa – Dong! With Lots of Shuppa Fwiff! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hey! You makin’ crazy weather with all these relatives?
    Well! Wolf Larsen has the WOW WOW for you!
    Now you can eat all solar systems at our Liberty & Justice Café!
    Absolutely free! Only 10 million dollars!
    Lots of war, prisons, & hamburgers at the Liberty & Justice Café!
    With lots of family values with your herpes!
    Delicious French fries with your mushroom clouds!
    So vote Demopublican this Halloween
    Don’t forget to bring your sex dolls & dildos!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Poetry of Revolution!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am a revolution!
    We are all revolutions!
    We will sink the Mayflower and drown the puritans over & over again!
    We will build buildings made out of verbs!
    We will paint nudity & more nudity & more nudity all over their puritan values!
    We will smash politically correct liberalism & religious conservativism with a wrecking ball!
    Our paintbrushes will create revolutions!
    Our pens will create revolutions!
    Our sculptures & architecture & speeches will be the flood of revolution over & over again!
    We will unite with the workers of all races & religions & nationalities!
    And we will topple governments the world over!

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    The State-of-the-Orgasm Address By the President of the Red-White-&-Blue Liberty & Dildos for All
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Night & morning are dancing with transvestite polar bears
    While the French Foreign Legion parachutes out of a thousand booty holes in the sky
    And Mickey Mouse leads the French Foreign Legion to conquer the space aliens of Washington DC
    So then the American people all grow wings and fly away to one of Salvador Dali’s dreams
    Where a bunch of sexy Alice-in-Wonderland clones are moaning & moaning in a symphony of lust
    As millions of black & white sky-high erections thrust out of this poem
    And up into a sky made out of wet dreams

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    Let Them Eat Endless War
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Buy some organic Green Brand Dog Doo-Doo for your nuclear war now!
    Our Big Awoke Corporation is environmentally compliant with the yuppie yahoo of the blupity-blipity-blopity
    We support the American military machine stopping all over the world’s population with multicultural 4 star generals to wipe your *** now!
    Very awoke bombing Ka-Boom Ka-Boom tat-tat-tat for your liberal wet dreams of world domination!
    Or conservative wet dreams of world domination, whatever the weather
    Put the working-class kids in uniform to die for Uncle Sam over there…
    They’re so privileged!
    Our soldiers volunteered to not be living under bridges back in the USA (up goes the rent!)
    We tired of being “privileged” yet?
    Let the workers of all colors & nations & religions sit at the table together in harmony
    And eat the rich…
    Yummy! Yummy! Yummy!
    Because food is getting so expensive!

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    The Long Quiet Before the Big Boom
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Blue sunny skies for your tears
    Artillery fire with your morning cornflakes
    Let’s dress the mushroom clouds in sexy French lingerie
    Let’s freedom & liberty while we’re living under a bridge
    Let’s fill our empty stomachs with the words of capitalist politicians
    Let’s wave the red-white-&-blue as the finger of the American President inches closer to the nuclear button
    If you can’t afford food with all this inflation
    You can always eat World War 3

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    Resolution of the International Cannibalism Conference…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The cannibalism grows out of our faces
    And our faces are floating amongst verbs & nouns…
    And cans & jars & bags of human body parts at the supermarket
    Are as delicious as the clouds & sky we drink
    With all our laughter falling out of the valleys & mountains
    As we run & run around poems made out of orgasms & gods
    And then we grab jackhammers
    And we crash the poem open
    And now we’re looking upon a universe welcoming us with open arms

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Hurrah to the Sexy Sheep Waving the Red-White-&-Blue!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Happy nuclear missiles to the human race!
    Economic sanctions on genital lice will itch-itch-itch you!
    Crazy Moscow now!
    World War 3 for the partying store manikins!
    USA good guys once again because of God or political correctness or athlete’s foot!
    Which politically correctness – God – what? – huh? – for the lots of war now?
    Up-up-up inflation yippee yahoo should we eat our own children?
    Freedom! The freedom to live-under-a-bridge is your constitutional right to McDonald’s!
    “Up goes the rent” sings the landlord last year, this year, next year…
    Let’s all pray to the big erection in the sky to help us!

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    Happy Doo-Doo on Mars!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The giant-bouncing-testicles are invading!
    The French language will now be made out of female orgasms!
    Now we have to build all our poems out of space alien languages!
    Otherwise, all the herpes of the world will sing opera together!
    And then, drunken cats & dogs will start barking & meowing…
    Until the poem collapses in an Armageddon of breasts & penises & booties & nipples
    All flowing out of a Fernand Leger painting

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    Me & R Kelly Peeing on Uncle Sam Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For my high school classmate R Kelly

    Nuclear war in springtime is delicious whipped cream over the naked human race!
    I gotta thwaaaaaaack & zaloooooooopy before I eat those mushroom clouds!
    Uncle Sam whipping & whipping that Russian bear
    A yippie exciting chess game with nuclear weapons for your BOOM! BOOM!
    BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! for your yippity BONK flippity-wippity World War 3!
    Hey! You like inflation?
    You want awoke liberal inflation or family values conservative inflation or how about a transvestite George Washington that swallows?
    Yeah! Some hubba-hubba with World War 3!

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    Yummy Fried Poetry!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I crash open everything with words!
    I sprinkle sex all over the world!
    My exclamation points punch through everything & everyone!
    And I urinate all over liberals who preach against “toxic masculinity” while supporting endless war!
    And then I cum all over God’s face!
    I am the earthquake in your heart!
    I am the endless river of desire in your pussy!
    I am the hordes of Genghis Khan in your balls!
    I am a marching army of exclamation points destroying everything boring in its path!
    My poetry is a religion!
    Now swallow my words!
    Taste my bitter world!
    I am delicious!

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    A Space Alien Graffiti Artist & A Human Graffiti Artist Exchanging Worlds
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For graffiti artists everywhere!

    I will be you!
    I will become the birds flying around the words
    You will be temples of soaring poetry growing out of the words and…
    You will grow out of 6000 human languages
    Until you become a forever maze, racing through some space alien’s mind…
    Whose thoughts are a million lightning bolts a second
    Whose spoken words are graffiti-art-collages
    All crashing & crashing upon the shores of your consciousness
    As you daydream across a thousand afternoons

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
    Missed this one (fan of graffiti art)... enjoyed
    Envisioning Banksy tagging the pristine halls of Sol 7
    while Lepidopterrians emerge from their cocoons
    to limn the Louvre's collection with bioluminescence

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
    tailor STATELY
    tailor

    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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    Pablo Picasso Beating Up Jackson Pollock
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to march straight into a French universe of breasts & phalluses & mouths
    I want French food that’s as delicious as the Québecois conquering the North American continent!
    American food tastes like gonorrhea!
    I want sensual French art splashing across walls everywhere
    It’s time for Europe to be Europe!
    Europe without the imperialist knee of America on its neck!
    A hundred tidal waves of art splashing out of Europe now!
    And drowning the American wasteland on the other side of the ocean

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    Uncle Sam Marches Off to World War 3
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The great Ka – Booooom is waiting…
    The violins play the nuclear missiles in their silos waiting & waiting…
    The flutes & trumpets & clarinets play the blah-blah-blah of capitalist politicians
    And the saxophone plays the human race screeching & screeching
    And the cymbals crash together the East & the West
    And the timpani drums play the mushroom cloud beating & beating the planet Earth
    And then silence…

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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