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    Up Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Big giant music!
    Huge WOW everywhere!
    Zipping bops!
    Violent sunshine!
    Who can zippy now?

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    The WOW of Tomorrow!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s the greatest night of WOW in history!
    The sexy gods of the human race are dancing around the Temple of Forever
    While all the donkeys sing the liberal “Duh-Duh-Duppity-do!”
    And the elephants sing the conservative “Duppy-Duppidity-Duh-Duh!”
    And with rivers of blue-green-orange spermatozoa
    We paint the screaming paintings of tomorrow
    We paint the colorful songs of the human race all over the canvas
    As all the billions of humanity grab giant sledgehammers
    And smash capitalism into pieces…

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Poooong! Zoooopy! Bluuuup!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the Dictator of the After Life
    I’m the disease you’ve been waiting for!
    It’s time for Zuppy-Bluppity-Woopity!
    The Mass Gonorrhea Ceremonies with the space aliens begin at once!
    World War 3 will be our savior!
    Jesus Christ will cum on down to the insane asylum
    And pee on us

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    I Am Ten Thousand Verbs!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I paint all the verbs in my balls all over the walls of the city!
    I grab the sky and I wrestle the sky to the ground!
    I am King of the Crazy!
    I unleash my spermatozoa flooding across the poetry world!
    I kill my enemies with abstract expressionism!
    Let’s build architectural insanity everywhere!
    My feet demand it!

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    Oop Manifest Zup Wit Zips!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I destroy verbs
    I eat blue
    I drink words
    I fly into you
    You zip into me
    We grab each other’s sculptures
    Our tongues create rainbows together
    Our nipples call to the oceans
    We conquer the landscape of dreams
    We wake up in a different universe

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    You Can’t Eat Political Correctness! And You Can’t Eat God!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    They silence the Poets & Comedians & Artists!
    And you try and tear away at the endless censorship…
    Censorship on top of censorship on top of censorship!
    You can’t say BOOTY because if you do Martians will jump out of everybody’s ears!
    You can’t say PENIS because if you do leprechauns will invade from the sky!
    You can’t say PUSSY because if you do polar bears on bicycles will suddenly appear!
    We are a nation of prisons from sea-to-shining-sea
    And they tell us we’re “free”!
    They pay us in “change” on payday and tell us we’re “privileged”!
    Up & up goes the rent!
    While they blabber about rights for animals…
    They put us beneath a dog!
    We make the machines run
    We build the buildings
    We create the wealth
    And they live in penthouses and spend it all
    Can you hear the silent rumbling?
    It’s the sounds of the empty stomachs of our children!
    Can you hear the rumbling in the mountains?
    It’s the sound of the volcanoes of tomorrow!
    We are white & black & brown
    And we are man & woman and gay & straight and Jewish & Christian & Muslim
    And together
    We will be a giant flood of workers’ revolution!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Getting Drunk on Other Planets
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For circus clowns & astronauts

    I got drunk with a thousand circus clowns last night
    We built huge testicle temples all over your dreams
    These dreams are dripping out of our heads
    And all our heads are crashing open with music
    Music that zips & boings & fwoops
    Music that builds verbs & nouns up & up into the everywhere…

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    Morning on Fire!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We build round & zig-zagged words
    We grab this sky full of verbs
    We zoop all the up with pop-fwoop-hop-hop!
    Down goes the whoop-whoop!
    Around & around we burn down all the everything!
    Verbs are now!
    Nouns are cubist verbs!
    We are paintings-in-constant-motion!
    Now is all around us!

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    Uncle Sam is Loading His Big Gun… Again!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Yippee to the zip & the zop & the wup!
    As we dance to the artillery crashing everywhere
    And the BOOM-BOOM-CRASH-CRASH of the symphony of yet another war
    Makes the war profiteers smile from sea-to-shining-sea
    And the future mushroom cloud smile at us too
    As we bing-bong to the ha-ha of the whoopeeeeeeeeeeeee
    And we applaud the poo-poo of the woowoo of the political speeches
    Of the masturbating capitalist clowns in political office jack-jack-jack-jacking off big political oratory
    As Uncle Sam shoves endless Benjamin Franklins into the burning ovens of the war budget
    WAR! WAR! WAR!
    As inflation-inflation-inflatioooon goes up up up!
    And refrigerators and stomachs are empty empty empty!

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    Art Deco Moonshine for Orangutans
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A puppy wants to be eaten
    But skyscrapers are screaming all night long
    And suns & moons are crashing everywhere
    So the puppy was eaten by art deco
    And now everyone is drinking the German language
    And as everyone now pees the German language all over each other
    The ending of the poem splashes & floods all over the earth

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    Vook Blook with Monsieur Tot Tot!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Last night I built collages of sin all over the world
    All the space aliens of the universe fell to their knees and worshiped my big black Dick
    Together, the space aliens & Wolf Larsen built the Garden of Eden
    We build the Garden of Eden with whorehouses & gambling dens & crack houses
    And the flowers growing out of our crutches
    Are singing their spring-summer-&-winter to God
    Because God is made out of words swimming everywhere
    And now God has a heart attack and dies

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    The World War 3 Party – You're Invited!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A thousand tubas do the bluppity-bluppity-do
    As the 200 Charles Mansons that run all the world’s governments sing the sappity-happity
    And all the air raid sirens start singing a screeching screeching screeching song
    And Uncle Sam puts on his McDonald’s Uniform and blabbers a blabbering blabber
    Then Uncle Sam conducts the Prelude to World War 3
    As the thousand tubas keep blupping the doo-doo with the hoo-hoo
    And the nuclear missiles in their silos dance the catchup-mustard-&-relish with your penis or your hotdog
    Whichever you prefer
    Mushroom cloud soon?

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Space Alien Graffiti Artist & A Human Graffiti Artist Exchanging Worlds
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For graffiti artists everywhere!

    I will be you!
    I will become the birds flying around the words
    You will be temples of soaring poetry growing out of the words and…
    You will grow out of 6000 human languages
    Until you become a forever maze, racing through some space alien’s mind…
    Whose thoughts are a million lightning bolts a second
    Whose spoken words are graffiti-art-collages
    All crashing & crashing upon the shores of your consciousness
    As you daydream across a thousand afternoons

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Igor Stravinsky Conducts World War 3
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For the human race. Bye!

    How about a chocolate sundae with your nuclear war?
    As your dog eats through your face
    And your cat jumps off the building and into abstract expressionism
    Maybe we should dress up the nuclear missiles in sexy lingerie?
    If you don’t support the Demopublicans – or is it the Republicrats – all the way to the mushroom clouds
    Then you’re a traitor to the patriotic liberal loopy loonies!
    Or is it the patriotic conservative cucu clucks?
    I’m here with my blow-up doll & my whiskey
    Waiting for the mushroom clouds

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Bipartisan Mudderfrickerism in Washington DC
    (Now With Delicious Chocolate Mushroom Clouds!)
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    At the New York City Tits Factory
    Psychopaths are building thousands of both Demopublican & Republicrat Tits every hour
    Nuclear missiles as tits!
    Big black nuclear missiles standing upright from our crotches!
    Ready for the great patriotic wars against Russia & China & the transvestite terrorist space aliens with big *** booties
    Because Coocoo Loco Cereal with your nuclear war is part of this complete breakfast
    Don’t forget to bring along your dog with the face of Alfred E Newman
    Let’s all bark bark bark some awoke-liberal-conservative-family-values-mushroom-clouds to all the butt ****ing transvestite terrorist space aliens!
    Titsaloo mudderfrickers!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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