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    Escher is amazing! And so is Stephen Hawkins! Although it is much easier for me to get my head around Escher. I wish I was better at science! I need to study it more.

    Warning to general public: do NOT read the following poem if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    Liberty & Freedom for Butt-****ing Grizzly Bears!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The President of the United States of America
    Accidentally fell into the booty hole of the Statue of Liberty yesterday
    So the United States military came to the rescue
    And blew up all the planets of the universe
    Ronald McDonald the Clown, the spokesperson for American culture, commented:
    “Pluppa ping-pongs gotta be bombed, otherwise the terrorist titties will go boing-boing-boing!”
    In other news, feminists & born-agains have joined forces, and are demanding that penises be banned
    Also, due to lack of maintenance, the United States of America has collapsed
    And now, across a giant landscape of rubble from sea-to-shining-sea
    Working-class Americans are celebrating their liberty & freedom to be homeless, cold, & hungry

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Invasion of the SubconsciousÖ
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    10 million Wolf Larsen clones are amassing on the border of your mind
    And your thoughts are smashing up against reality
    As you swim down a river of beer into the vagina of the Fertility Goddess
    And now your spermatozoa are singing songs of joy
    As the 4 star generals wrap mushroom clouds up as Christmas presents
    And space alien thoughts fall upon the planet Earth
    While you dream forever in your grave

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    The Erection Motel in Heaven
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re marrying an ugly ugly
    Because your penis is a gift from Bozo the Clown
    And that’s why it’s penis penis for everyone who wants yippeeeeeee
    Because yippeeeeee is the hoot and the crash and the WOW
    You goin’ cancer with all the meow?
    Well, it’s time for all of us to marry some ugly ugly
    It’s time to shoot our spermatozoa into 6,000 human languages
    And watch the wild-growling-animals grow out of our words

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    World War 3 Ejaculation Cumming!
    Got Your Umbrellas?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The nuclear missiles are ready…
    Tick Tock! Tick Tock!
    The nuclear missiles are laughing & laughing in the missile silos…
    Tick Tock! Tick Tock!
    The Big Beepity Bing Bong of France says: “Happy peace just a mushroom cloud away!”
    The Boopity Bop King of Ukraine says: “Peace is just a strawberry cheesecake away!”
    Meanwhile, the nuclear missiles in their silos are singing with happiness…
    As the American President pulls out the Presidential Ding-Dong from between his legs and sternly says: “Whooooops!”
    While the Russian Czar goes plapper with the blapper and says: “I don’t want no nutty NATO nuts nutting on my doorstep!”
    As the nuclear missiles get ready for the BIG ejaculation of World War 3

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Circus Clown Sunrise…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Brains be boppin’!
    Crashes Koo – Koo whoopee yes?
    You foopin’ foopin’ with all the ha-ha WOW?
    Zops be zoppin’!
    Flying words are now delicious!
    Hairy vaginas singing their singy songs!
    You going to get your new face yesterday?
    Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    Warning: do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    The Big Butt-****ing Red White & Blue
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    With hundreds of solar systems full of koala bear butt-****ing
    And with PLOP and BANG going yes yes yes with the big NO
    And with wild symphonies flying all around the sky
    And with billions & billions of space alien eyeballs headed towards the planet Earth
    And with electric-neon-staircases spiraling all around the universe
    And with rabid verbs roaring through the night
    Resolved, that all American soldiers shall immediately throw off their clothes
    And begin the big naked butt-****ing butt-****ing butt-****ing
    As we all together proudly sing our big butt-****ing national anthem of
    Butt-****ing butt-****ing & more butt-****ing

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Sky is Hopping Up-and-Down!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Itís time to attack!
    Attack with lots of cherries!
    Attack the flying saucers with hot dog penises!
    Attack the verbs in everybodyís heads with lots of banging-banging nouns!
    We are growing out of each otherís heads!
    We are zoops with so much zip!
    We are the now we want!
    Letís become other species!
    Letís become fiery verbs!
    Letís become the end of the poemÖ

    Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen

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    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    This thread will be self-published as a book of poetry entitled: "I Moon The Human Race"
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Cool !

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Thank you Tailor Stately.
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
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