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    Where’s Your Nipples, Man?!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I don’t give a sunny day about your plipper-plupin!
    Can’t you hear my penis?!
    Why don’t you pick that Cold War out of your ears?!
    Can you hear my Balzac tryin’ to tell you somethin’?!
    If you don’t get your hemorrhoids together than how you gonna ding-dong-whooppeee?!
    You see what I’m sayin’??
    And what about those zaps & dippys & zing-zongs you always be hangin’ with?
    Huh?
    You gotta happy the everything if you wanna achieve the blue sky!
    So get some bellybuttons!
    You hear?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Sensual Everything Dripping…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Huge beeps & big blops were air conditioning your mind
    And your thousands of minds were skipping & hopping through the universe
    Then your pussy sings to us in hundreds of opera voices
    And pink weather rains a bunch of bright colors upon us
    And naked buildings undress themselves
    With sexy architecture swimming around us in erotic lines
    And then hell jumps up around us
    And the Devil’s mistress sings the Opera of Pornography
    As the entire human race disrobes
    And creates paintings & sculptures & symphonies of pornography together
    Under the smiling gaze of the Moon God & the Sun Goddess

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Up the Booty!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m feeding all my tomorrows to the blue sky
    I’m devouring all the trains going cho-cho-cho
    I’m doing things to the words that a penis does to a pussy
    **** the words -!- **** the words -!- **** the words
    Because the heavens are filled with all my sexually-transmitted diseases
    I write my poems with sexually-transmitted diseases
    I grab a hatchet and I decapitate the poem

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    My Penis is a Sledgehammer!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The music bashes & bashes into everything
    And everything tumbles into words frolicking & dancing around you
    And the words are all fornicating-with-each-other on the page
    And tidal waves of orgies & more orgies rage & laugh across all the continents
    And penis & pussy is the music of poetry
    Penis & pussy are the colors of painting
    Penis & pussy is the timpani drums of the symphony
    Crashing everything into pieces

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Car Horn! Car Horn! Car Horn!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hey Mr. Bleepy Bloogempoof! You got your sunshine?
    Sunshine? Sunshine has been banned by God!
    Vwooopy! I thought the Politically Correct Ding-Donghy Hoppy Hops had banned sunshine!
    No! And now what am I going to do with all this rain in my head?
    Rain-in-my-Head is the blugem-blaps we all need! For some extra poopy-poops!
    Poopy-poops? But what about the buildings hopping everywhere? The buildings are all smiling!
    Watch out! Here cums the end of the poem! DUCK!
    WHAM!
    SPLAT!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Blups that Blap A Lot!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The world smells like nuclear war
    And the sex robots are cumming all over the human race
    And the words are galloping and galloping off the page
    And into a million minds that are swirling-&-swirling around each other
    While artificial intelligence aims its guns at the human race
    And the human race is frolicking through the pretty colors of a thousand languages
    A thousand languages of cunnilingus
    That make your pussy explode with poetry

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Beep Beep to the Boing Boing!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a paradise of a high-rise
    With blueberries full of endless pussies
    Strawberries full of endless penises
    And the bouncing testicles full of endless politicians
    All the residents rent out their booty holes to flying giraffes
    All the cockroaches have a butler
    All the rats have their very own flying saucer
    Even the Attila the Hun clones crawling everywhere are happy
    So cum on down to the high-rise up in your head
    And be as happy as bouncing buttocks going boing boing

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

    Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:

    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr...or=Wolf Larsen

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