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    Exclamation I Moon the Human Race - Poems by Wolf Larsen

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    A Wolf is a Wolf
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I reach up to heaven and I strangle God to death
    I jump in a time machine and I begin beating up the dinosaurs
    Then I flood across the Roman Empire destroying & burning & looting everything in my path
    And then I make a giant epic film of all the statues of classical antiquity making porno with each other
    I take all the subway trains and I shove them up the asses of all the capitalist politicians & dictators of the world
    And now I’m in Vietnam filling a four star general with the bullets of my poetry

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Porno God on Mars!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I have space aliens in my penis!
    I am so penis that raspberry is happy with me!
    Why else the skyscrapers blooming out of my words?
    Do you bellybutton with God?
    Are you a river of somebody else?
    I am!
    Let’s Sun & Moon together!
    See you on Jupiter!
    Yes?
    We can grow lots of exclamation points!
    Because this Thursday it’s crazy with naked Cubist ladies!

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    You Down to the Up?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You be jumping around yourself
    The sky flies around you and into your head
    You pee the sky around the universe
    While the music jumps under you and flies you up
    But everything else is falling down down down
    So you turn right into a run-on sentence
    And now you’re flowing and flowing and flowing

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    Manhattan! Manhattan! Manhattan!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I take the subway train into a vast painting
    A vast painting spurting & splashing Manhattan all over the place
    The actors in this painting speak in giant colors
    The opera singers in this painting sing huge collages of everything
    The modern dancers smear their naked bodies in all the colors of the painting
    And with their moving-jumping-bodies create a poetry of words & paint
    And then I fly out of the subway
    And I piss a musical collage of Manhattan all over the sky

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Saturday-Night-Baby-Making-Symphony!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s jump off into the abyss of everything!
    Let’s do the impossible with the possible!
    We’ll become drummers crashing this & that into a rhythm…
    We’ll give the world our cannibalism!
    Especially with all the centuries falling all over us!
    And now we can feel apocalypse together!
    You love me?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Wolf on the Prowl Again
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I stab my knife through all of Andy Warhol’s paintings
    And I pull out ghettos & World War III & artificial intelligence spying on us out of Warhol’s corpse
    I grab my sledgehammer and I SMASH to pieces all boring dry installation “art”
    And my piss is endless happy words creating a new world
    My piss urinates obscenities all over American puritan “culture”
    My piss urinates poetry all over the rich
    I urinate giant rainbows of sin all over the world
    And then My Penis sings the Opera of Male Virility

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Testicle! Booty! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I will rescue the pigeons from the blue sky!
    I will create great art from my booty hole as I sit on the toilet!
    Nobody understands do do better than I do!
    We will begin the Wars of Snot & Boogers at once!
    Our swords will liberate the human race from breathing!
    Nobody understands the Great Messiah Mumble-Jumbo declarations of the Grand Do Do better than the rats in the New York City subway system!
    So let’s go talk the philosophy of pee-pee with the rats of the New York City subway!
    We will exchange wisdom with the great philosophical testicle doo-doo jisms of all time!
    A new Religion of Menstrual Fluids has been born!
    Now let’s worship the Big Buttocks of the Porno God!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    South Side Poem With Some Outer Space!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Here at the end of the world
    We exchange all the diseases of our imaginations
    We erect giant glorious statues to honor our cannibalism
    And the sidewalks that be jumping into our mouths
    With their floods of humanity
    Wait!
    Where’s the blap-blap-blap and the boing-boing-boing?
    You somersaulting me?
    No, I’m jumping you into a bunch of outer space, you dig?
    No, yes, yippee, you be zigzagging the tornadoes up-and-down!
    No, I be flipping the flips with sky whales!
    You Ka-blappin’!
    Zip to you!
    Blam-blam-blam!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Plop-in-the-Blop Super Cannibal Cow!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hey alligator, you up for some down?
    Man, I just want some skyscraper fun up my booty-booty!
    But Mr. Booty-Booty-Boing-Boing is running for President of the USA!
    So?! Why don’t he go cuu-cuu-puffs with some orangutan pussy?
    Ha ha! But what about all those giant pink dildos sailing across the Seven Sees?
    Man, I just want to cum some freedom & liberty all over these hamburgers and serve them to John Q. Public!
    Ha-ha, I just spit some super sperm all over the galaxy!
    The Milky Way Galaxy gonna get pregnant with some whoopsee-duupsy-do now!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Some Yesterday For Today!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poems are made of fried-up brains
    On days when the sex robots are playing golf with doggy testicles
    And all the cicadas are singing a worldwide opera
    And then itchy donkey’s balls happens!
    And giant planet-sized space alien testicles are rolling up-&-down the universe like bowling balls!
    Oh fwappy-dip-delicious with some blue sky!
    We’re going to blonga-blop-bleep the Big Fish God in the sky now!
    Want some?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Me! Conquer!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I conquer the moon with my spermatozoa!
    Then I pull down my pants and moon the human race!
    Then I began slashing through the art world with my sword!
    I piss my great literature all over the ancient world the Middle Ages and the Renaissance!
    Zillions of Wolf Larsens march into outer space to conquer the universe for poetry!
    And then I begin decapitating all the world’s rulers while I sing my poetry in a beautiful baritone!
    I smash postmodernism into bits with a wrecking ball!
    And I stand proudly on the rubble of postmodernism
    And proclaim myself Wolf Larsen to be the Grand Conquistador!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Weekend Wacky!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Zwaaps go bing-bing with lots of crazy!
    But who-who-who can ha-ha-ha with the cicadas?
    Because we be boppin’ & fnoopin’!
    Hey, you got some snooooooort?
    No? Oh let’s bounce up-and-down the sky then!
    Find us some vagina gods!
    Maybe we can yippie to the beat of the happy and the boing!
    No? Yes? No and yes in a yummy stew of streets & buildings?
    Let’s loony-tunes together!
    Ready?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Sword! Poetry! Blood!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The world was created to be conquered by me!
    Every inch of land on this planet shall be drenched with the blood of my poetry!
    Everyone will toil 500 hours a day building Temples of Poetry on all the planets of the universe!
    I will ejaculate my poetry on all the faces of the human race!
    I will conquer heaven with my poetry!
    I will dress god in French lingerie and put him on a leash and walk him like a dog!
    I am the everything!
    The sun & the moon are merely herpes sores in the sky compared to me!
    I AM poetry!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    I Want Some Jism in My Red-White-&-Blue
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So the Mona Lisa & Michelangelo’s David are smoking crack-cocaine together
    While George Washington snorts a line of cocaine 200 years long
    And the Greek gods & all the transvestite whores of Congress
    Are having a big orgy on Capitol Hill
    And all the Big Dildos are arriving from outer space
    To bring us liberty & justice & jism cumming all over America!
    While all the feminist & born-again Karens have a big lesbian orgy on the Mayflower
    And then all the sea lions swim out of this poem

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Liberals Hate Guns But Liberals Love War
    (And Conservatives Are Just Liberals With God Stuff)
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Guns & poetry! Guns & poetry! Guns & poetry!
    The guns shoot poetry everywhere!
    The guns shoot American democracy at civilians the world over
    The guns sing their songs & melodies into the air!
    The guns turn the landscape into a Cubist-flying-around-everything!
    Flesh & rubble & corpses all dancing around you as you run for cover
    An enemy bullet sings its song past your head
    And kills your friend
    That’s liberal war
    But at home in the USA if you carry a gun for self-defense in a blue state
    The killer cop kills you
    As the liberals applaud

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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