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    Yesterday Eats Today Eats Tomorrow…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I do the end-of-the-world with lots of happy!
    I drink grinded-up-human-flesh…
    It tastes like thousands of worlds blowing up!
    Because every Saturday everything ceases to exist…
    And I eat an assembly-line-of-thousands-of-vaginas -
    It’s my job!
    I get paid in delicious kittens!
    It’s so much meow!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    ****ting Liberalism into the Toilet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    This toilet water tastes like champagne!
    That’s why the winds of liberal-capitalist-zop be so luscious boobs!
    Can’t you find the booty wonder of happy tits?
    I can! That’s why heavenly-jizz-hamburgers now!
    Cumming in neo-conservative-flavors!
    Can’t you “toxic masculinity” some boobs for me?
    No? But what big anus ****ting awokeness everywhere now?
    Can’t you Trotskyism?
    Trotskyism ain’t no capitalist-liberalism-genital-warts for dessert!
    Or how about delicious conservative booty hole delight for dinner?
    Huh? Which one?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Wolf Larsen and the Poetry Gang
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We each one of us have 10,000 Penises hanging from our crotches
    And we invade the sheep farms every night
    And together we wolves & sheep sing an opera together of “Oh - oh - ooooooooh”
    And then 10,000 penises grow out of each one of the planets in the sky
    And all the zillions of penises throughout the universe ejaculate a symphony of new words everywhere!
    And now it’s time for us to Bing - Bong the Fluupy-Floops!
    See you soon on another planet!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Zap the Robot!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First Albert Einstein injects the poem into your brain
    Then your brain starts growing with thousands of planets & testicles & paintings
    Then you reach into your brain and you pull out endless miles of DNA coding & poetry & musical notes
    Then you produce thousands of assembly lines of DNA coding & poetry & musical notes
    Through a million computers stacked from hell to heaven
    And the million computers produce billions of universes of computer code
    All born from this poem

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Zuup the Fumbles of the CIA!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The million sex robots in your brains
    Are constantly re-writing the DNA code of your poetry
    Which is ejaculating out of the 10 million penises of the Roman Empire
    While the computer chip in your balls
    Is sending extraterrestrial messages to the CIA
    As the seas of planets roll around-&-around you
    Before you are zapped into atoms by artificial intelligence

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    The Poet Genghis Khan Sitting in the Park...
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    10 million penises crash into your head
    And now your brains are splattered all over the solar system
    And trees are growing everywhere out of your naked body
    And the birds in all the trees are singing “Blukey Blonkey Happy Dung!”
    So you grab your knife & fork and you eat all the people in your city
    Before night crashes you to sleep

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Extraterrestrial on a Bicycle
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A fweepy is going zoongy - zulch!
    (Because time is crashing into you!)
    So foopy hip bloopity - blop!
    And now the meteors in your brains
    Are crashing through the walls of the universe
    And zocky goes blinghy-bloocky with all the extraterrestrial-time-machines in the sky
    So now verbs are flying out of your mouth
    And your sperm is saying:
    “Hey man, what you be bloopin’ when you’re snoopin’ the round-and-around, dig?”

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr...or=Wolf Larsen

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