Thank you Buh4Bee! I think you'll like this next one even more!
Thank you Buh4Bee! I think you'll like this next one even more!
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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Up & Up & Up…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
We climb up the steep poem
The avalanches of images & words
Send many a reader into the depths of hell below
Still the reader climbs up & up past the sky
But the air is made out of verbs
And no one can breathe
But still all the readers climb up one phrase of poetry after another
The corpses of other readers by the side of the trail
Want to make you laugh with grief
And finally you reach the summit of God’s Great Testicle
And you look out across the landscape of thousands of languages
All waiting to be invented by you
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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The Queen of Cuckoo Sitting on the Prime Minister’s Face
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Prince of The Zits of Big Bootyville
Was laying dead as the Queen of Cuckoo was in
Morning or mourning or mooning everybody (whichever you prefer)
And Prime Minister Boreass Small Johnson
With the Union Jack hanging from his 2 inch flagpole
And his granddaughter (oops!) his wife
Were snorting parliamentary procedures up their noses
With 100 other revelers at 10 Drowning-in-Do-Do Street
And they drank & drank waterfalls of whiskey and entire swimming pools full of gin
As they danced & danced with a thousand transvestite William Shakespeare sex robot clones
And the sex robot jizz & champagne was guzzled by the gallon
Until the rising sun smiled its insanity upon
That little island named England
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
The Opera of Sin
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The afternoon jumps around
While a million Cinderellas are selling their bodies for the heavenly Kingdom Cumming of Crack-Cocaine
The million Cinderellas sing an opera of waterfalls of cum
And nights of crashing up-and-down the great symphonies of crack-cocaine
Crack-cocaine is a poetry of musical notes exploding everywhere
While all the million Cinderellas sing in the in-&-out rhythm of dick & pussy
In palaces of five-star hotels
And in the wonderous sleaze of cheap motels
The opera of sin
Continues around-&-around the world night and day
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
Sunny Skyscrapers With Cum Sauce
(With a Side of Syphilis)
A poem by Wolf Larsen
We must conquer God & the heavens!
The Devils in our Balzacs will win the world!
Our penises will give great speeches of syphilis!
Our booty holes will sing great operas to the sun & the moon!
Our feet will dance the titty tango with a thousand transvestite George Washingtons!
We will eat our own brains in feasts of fellatio!
Our hands will create great symphonies with our penises!
And we will cum a glorious hallelujah!
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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A Poetry Uprising!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I’m the Rasputin of the South Side of Chicago!
I’m the President of the Zombies!
Nobody can **** a polar bear better than me!
I’m the tomorrow that’s collapsing all around you!
Together, you & I will conquer the penguins!
We will build giant poems as big as a space alien’s imagination!
Because, I Wolf Larsen am a space alien
I used to be 10,000 whales sailing through outer space
And now I’m turning into a fire eating my way across the earth
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
The Zuppy-Zuppies Are Cumming!
Testicles & Titties Report to Duty at Once!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Zuppies are invading us from Zuppy Land!
We must summon our erections to fight this menace!
Our testicles & titties will fight the Muupy Muupy Machines of Zuppy Land!
Our beautiful buttocks will summon the seas of syphilis to drown the Zuppy Zuppies of Zuppy Land!
Our nipples will fire foopy-foopies at the zuppy-zuppies!
No one will conquer our glorious Land of Lunacy!
Our venereal diseases will be victorious!
Our fearless leader will lead the Land of Lunacy!
God bless him and God bless our buttocks!
Amen!
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
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The Great Machine…
A poem by Wolf Larsen
In this poem you stand before hundreds of buttons
You push one button and mushroom clouds start jumping out of everybody’s ears
You push another button and now AI bots are multiplying in everyone’s brains
You push yet another button and suddenly fires are burning everywhere
You push a fourth button and flash floods are now splashing across all the continents
You push a fifth button and everyone begins coughing & sneezing & dying
You push a sixth button and all the AI robots & rats & cockroaches begin dancing & singing together
As they inherit the earth
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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I Paint My Imagination Everywhere
A poem by Wolf Larsen
I spray paint my poetry all over the world
And then I rearrange all the world’s cities into a Cubist crack-cocaine-sculpture
And now your thoughts are moving up-&-down and side-to-side
While the Hudson River flowing through your brains…
Jumps up and splashes all over heaven
While all the buildings run to the end of your consciousness…
And back again
Then the poem crashes into everywhere
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
King of Cumming!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Boogers in my food taste like love!
Skyscrapers in your mental illness smells like happy doo-doo!
Your sweet voice makes colorful flowers grow in my fields of herpes!
Because our herpes is a planet Mars of love!
Because my four religions ejaculating into your booty hole
Will save the human race from the giant crashing testicles of outer space monsters!
And as the ladybugs devour our bodies
We will kiss each other’s feet
As Santa Claus ejaculates Christmas all over us
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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I Am a Wrecking Ball
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Tornadoes are my friends
I keep a pet tornado in each one of my balls
Earthquakes are my lovers
The earthquakes jump out of my poetry and crash all over the earth
Thunder & lightning are my parents
This Poet was born in the storm of storms
My words fall all over the earth like acid rain
My aunts & uncles are tidal waves
Their laughter makes the oceans laugh & laugh
And the laughter of the oceans crashes into the continents
I am the Poet
I am tornadoes and earthquakes and thunder & lightning
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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Artificial Intelligence Versus Humans is the Last World War?
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Your brains expand across the universe via computer
Your billions of eyes scan everybody’s brains
Then artificial intelligence zaps the human race into dust
And robots build robots that march out into the universe
And destroy everything in their path
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are very religious, politically-correct, or something like that.
The “Culture Wars” Are Plastic Boobs!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
For Leon Trotsky
The Demopublicans & Republicrats are like Milli & Vanilli
The Demopublicans & Republicrats are like two plastic boobs going boing-boing-boing down the street
Black vs. white politician is like white talking buttocks blabbering blah-blah-blah vs. black talking buttocks blabbering blah-blah-blah
Either way it’s a pair of capitalist buttocks blabbering endless blabber blabber
They’re just prostitutes-in-suits selling their oral skills to the highest corporate bidder
And in the presidential debates they “debate” whether to bomb Vietnam or Belgium or maybe Mars
And feminists & male chauvinists debate
Whether a pair-of-tits in the White House
Or a prick in the White House
Should push the atomic button
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
Wolf Larsen performs his poetry, plays, & novels on YouTube:
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
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Urgent News Update: Fwoopy-Fwoops Be Going Zopity-Zop With the Cloppity-Clops!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Zippys are invading all the worlds of the Fnippity Foofoo Federation!
The Fnippity Foofoos are fighting back with abstract expressionist orgasms!
Mr. Pluppy Plop, the President of the Fnippity Foofoos
Has declared a Zongy-zoppy emergency immediately!
And the naughty nipple machines are engaged and ready!
Titty titty torpedoes may be launched at any moment!
Our Gluupy Gloopy Galaxy is doomed!
Say your prayers to the Booty Bongy Buppy God of the 7th Planet!
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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Love Poem to My Friend’s Dog
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The sunlight is schizophrenic with my love for you
I slaughter all the midgets in outer space to prove my love for you
I build a giant sculpture of animal carcasses & dinosaur doo-doo and mysterious voices in my head
To show you my love
I slash Shakespearean dialogue into pieces with my giant penis
And I feed all the Shakespearean dialogue to your pet Tyrannosaurus rex
I love you I love you I love you!
I will film all the space aliens of the universe making love to you
While me & the American President watch & snort cocaine & jack off together
Copyright 2022 by Wolf Larsen
"...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
My poetry, plays, novels, & other stuff on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr...or=Wolf Larsen