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    Man! Upright! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Italian Renaissance splashes all over the poem
    And Portuguese ships begin sailing out of the poem and towards distant planets
    While the sky begins splashing back-and-forth with this-&-that-&-the-other-thing
    And then volcanoes begin spurting knowledge out of our heads
    While we speak thousands of new languages to each other every other second
    And our hands begin creating millions of new wonderful things
    And we construct each new building in 100 new architectural styles
    Before we dip our writing quills into each otherís brains
    And write the destiny of the human race all over the universe

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Zops!!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Bleepin’ blops be fallopin’ in the fups!
    And that’s why I like to **** fat white women!
    And now the sky is full of fat white women flying everywhere!
    But then some fanoppy-fooooop yippeeeeee jumped into my nose!
    And now I’ve got 10,000 eyeballs for you!
    Hey, we do the happa - whoopsee - fwuupy together?
    Yippy?
    Hey, where you goin’?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

    Spank Me! Spank Me Please!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Her booty is the happiest place on earth!
    And the pilgrims jump off the Mayflower and rip their clothes off and dance naked with the Indians
    As Christopher Columbus & Jackson Pollock ejaculate abstract expressionism all over each other
    And the Statue of Liberty gives God a blow job
    As the Virgin Mary does a gang-bang-porno movie with the hordes of Attila the Hun
    And then Wolf Larsen & R. Kelly pee on Bill Cosby
    (Wolf Larsen & R. Kelly went to high school together)
    As the Penguins of Antarctica all walk into the booty hole of Jesus Christ
    As Uncle Sam pulls out his big black dick
    And ejaculates red-white-&-blue fireworks all over heaven

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Your Brains Will Be My Buffet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I carry all the planets of the solar system on my back
    I walk through a desert of a thousand minds
    I crawl uphill through a huge violence
    I skip from one insanity to another
    As I sing my brains at the overflowing skies

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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