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    The Hordes of Wolf Larsen!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I shoot the poem full of bullet holes!
    I sing with bullets & musical notes & spermatozoa!
    My pen is my machine gun shooting words everywhere!
    I ejaculate poetry into all your heads!
    And thus I conquer your minds!
    My phrases of poetry punch Washington DC & Wall Street over & over again!
    My fists make all civilizations crumble!
    My spermatozoa & poetry are world-renowned for their good taste!
    Surrender!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    I Write Poetry With God痴 Spermatozoa!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I知 not an up-and-down bipolar highway into God痴 glorious booty hole!
    I知 not the sky crashing up-and-down all over you!
    I知 not birds flying into television commercials dripping with my spermatozoa!
    Instead, I知 millions of eyeballs in all the words!
    I AM a big testicle planet of wondrous thought!
    But I知 NOT the Second Cumming of Charles Manson!
    I AM a Jewish Charles Manson!
    I want worldwide interracial orgies now!
    The Jewish Charles Manson stabs & stabs the other Charles Manson with this shank!
    And with this blood-dripping shank I write my poetry!
    So kiss my hairy balls & my hairy *** too!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Happy Up! Happy Down!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A fwip went happy with so much sweetness!
    And everybody’s boogers were happy too!
    And the shipping piers jumped out of the waterfront and into outer space!
    And the giant-intergalactic-dildos docked at the outer space piers
    But then, huge-somersaulting-sky happened!
    And everybody’s Penises went happy-happy-happy!
    Until happy toaster ovens sang opera all night long!
    And insomnia-insomnia-insomnia became the ketchup on your hot dog!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Pooh-Pooh to the Doodly-Do!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the new universe!
    I turn the words into eyeballs!
    My Dick stretches across the ocean and ****s the English Empire!
    My Dick stretches across time and ****s the Roman Empire!
    And I **** the diarrhea of my words all over the American Empire!
    My words turn into spaceships flying across the universe!
    My testicles are two great suns!
    One of my armpits smells like Demopublican-capitalist blah-blah-blah
    And my other armpit smells like Republicrat-capitalist-bluppity-blop-plong
    Whoopee to the space frogs!
    You got any Celestial-Outer-Space-Pussy-Juices to drink?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Delicious Guillotine Music to Dance to!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a punk-rock-Alfred-Schnitkke orgasm of music!
    It’s tomorrow in your stomach!
    It’s Brahms marching out of the coal mines and into outer space!
    It’s up and up and up some more!
    And now SPLAT!
    Because elephant orgasms!
    Now!
    And Jackson Pollock raining his god jism in happy colors from the sky?
    What?
    Are you playing baseball in outer space again?
    Shall we dance to artificial intelligence conquering us?
    Or should we have another 1789?
    How about a 1917?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    I Jam a Million Crickets Up My Butt
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I eat a thousand years of happiness
    I drink your brains
    I throw up the Pledge of Allegiance all over the United States of America
    While I piss Andy Warhol’s art all over an alleyway
    Then Ronald Reagan jumps out of Hillary Clinton’s butt
    And the two of them have a Republicrat-Demopublican 69 of mutual admiration
    While I piss Ernest Hemingway’s prose all over them
    Then I crash into a different universe
    And the words all start singing with artificial intelligence taking over the world from the human race

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Piano Concerto for 1,000 Screaming Clowns
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Inside your butthole
    A man is playing piano
    He plays bwingy-bops
    And he plays hoppity-zops
    But then you swallow the moon in the sky by mistake
    And now the entire Roman Army is jumping out of your ears
    Meanwhile the man playing piano in your butthole
    Is playing happy guillotines going up-&-down on planets throughout the universe
    And the decapitated heads are bouncing and bouncing around in television commercials
    And all the decapitated heads are yelling gleefully: Yippeeeeeeeeee! Yahoooooooooooooo!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    You Jump Out of a Space Alien’s Pussy Hole And…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re riding your penis through a strawberry universe
    You’re kissing all the words flowing out of the Queen’s Pussy
    You're touching a thousand centuries of now
    You’re having sex with billions of people in this moment
    Your brains give birth to one tornado after another
    You’re walking through phrases of poetry with millions of worlds inside of them
    You're dying...

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    East-and-Up-and-Down-and-West
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The hungry landscape is swallowing all our brains
    The skyscrapers are looping-and-looping around the Earth
    The Pacific Ocean surrounds the universe
    The Atlantic Ocean swallows the heavens
    The colors fly out of the paintings and create a new world
    The seven continents bash & bash into the music
    And all the animals of the world sing a chorus of howls together
    And the poem falls and bashes into the rocks below

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Pooping A New Poem!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re swimming towards other universes
    Where the dogs have human heads and bark philosophy at you
    You’re – jumping into other centuries
    Where the people have the faces of dogs and they bark Republicrat & Demopublicrat wisdom at you
    You’re flying into other people’s heads
    Where thoughts & imagery & memories are a constantly-changing-collage
    You're riding your penis into other poems
    Where the pussy juices & words taste like tomorrow

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Free The Words!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I grab a sledgehammer
    And my swinging sledgehammer smashes to pieces the chains that bind the words!
    And the words go frolicking everywhere!
    The words laugh with obscenity upon obscenity…
    Building into a tidal wave of pornography washing away all the puritans
    And everything is now dripping with obscene words
    And inanimate objects everywhere become pornographic-Cubist-sculptures moving about in all directions
    And the people all happily scream obscene words as they dance naked in the streets
    Let’s all grab sledgehammers!
    Let’s free the words!
    Let’s free poetry!
    You with me?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Two Much Sanity!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You know why I zoop your bweeps?! Because you be doin the ding-Dong with duppy-dos!
    Oh yeah, but you keep cloppin your clops! So go whoopsee ha-ha-ha yourself, motherclopper!
    You know what?! I be hopping everywhere! And all you ever do is zing-zong your zits! So blue sky yourself!
    But I always be lightning bolts for you! You want me to make it rain?!
    Awww! You池e so tornadoes in strawberry sauce! You want to live in outer space?
    Sure? And let痴 grow some exploding rainbows together!
    Okay! Where痴 the German alphabet? We can seed the ground with it!
    It痴 right here in the third drawer in aisle 53 of the 110th floor in my brains!
    I can稚 find it!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Your poems are full of imagination, creativity, and originality. I don't think ordinary people can do as well as you do.

    Try to live in harmony with people and nature


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    Thank You Angel! You remind me of a hitchhiker who I picked up in Taiwan. Maybe it was you. Who knows.
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    Onwards Horny Poets!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s snort poetry up our noses!
    Let’s **** the horny sheep with all our poetry!
    Let’s march across the universe with our erect Pen-Phalluses!
    And let’s **** the space aliens until the Goddess of Poetry is cumming words all over us!
    Everything is a sinful collage of words waiting to be discovered!
    Everything drips with horny words!
    Conquer the arts with your Big Swinging Dicks!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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