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    Men ****ing Everywhere
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want some man’s **** on my dick - tonight!
    I want Michelangelo painting the ceiling of this Great Homoerotic Temple
    This Great Homoerotic Temple held up by huge erections the size of Mount Everest
    With both black & white men’s naked bodies dancing to the rhythms of a disco dancing Stravinsky
    I want a big Brazilian Carnival in Chicago
    Integrating Segregation City
    With black & white booty & dick dancing
    To this house poetry music of Wolf Larsen

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    Medieval Monks Sucking Viking Dick
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I like your cannibalism
    It tastes almost like cubism
    It preaches like the South Side of Chicago & New York City getting each other’s **** on the dick
    Huh? What?
    Because tomorrow is homelessness
    And yesterday was a blue-collar union heaven of sorts with decent wages
    Butt now it’s the exploding fireworks of Impressionism everywhere
    It’s Seurat & Jackson Pollock dying & screaming & splashing down the sky together
    In fauvist rivers of the Middle Ages
    Falling all over you

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    Happy Nipples
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The flying lines of cocaine become phrases of poetry
    And the words become tidal waves of spermatozoa headed towards the human race
    And vaginas are scurrying everywhere beneath the screaming sun
    As bellybuttons sing with sensuous songs
    And then I eat everyone’s dogs & puppies
    And I belch

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    Doggy-Style Prayer
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The symphonies of sadomasochism
    Are being played in churches of sin
    With choruses of porn stars singing operatic arias to the grasshoppers on the moon
    And talking toilets are talking philosophical discourses
    With all the intellectual space alien jizz
    As the monsters in the musical notes
    Spill all over our paintings & brains & orgies
    Until the big axe
    Chops your head off

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Monday’s Reign
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everyone is climbing around in all the marijuana architecture growing out of God’s crotch
    And dancing koala bears are floating all around us
    And the dancing koala bears are all playing bizarre musical instruments invented by Leonardo da Vinci back when he was smoking crack
    And all the monkeys in the zoo are shooting a diseased music up their arms
    And everyone is drinking the Italian Renaissance straight out of Michelangelo David’s Dick
    And that’s when your own Dick suddenly jumps off of you
    And runs away

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    Fwoops to Fadaddle the Boople With
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Architectural cannibalism
    Is being played by the horrified violins
    As architectural brutalism eats up the skyline
    And Liberace & Michael Jackson are dancing together to correct English grammar with lots of penises
    As Bach plays lots of mechanical-penises-moving together with his harpsichord
    And millions of space aliens & sex robots & sexy sheep are parachuting out of the sky
    So now I splash cannibalism all over the page
    In a big red splash
    On a white canvas

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    Somewhere East of 10,000 Decapitated Heads
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the conductor of the human race
    In the Symphony of Cannibalism
    And the violins are thrashing about between abstract expressionism and nudity
    The violins are thrashing all about somewhere between the Middle Ages & the 21st Century
    As the Middle Ages & the 21st century are tumbling around & around each other
    And the brass section is crashing the New World & the Old World into each other again & again
    And the cello cuts open the Earth with his big blade over & over again
    As the blood of billions splashes & floods all over the page

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Alfred E Newman & Alphonse Mucha Dancing Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The disease of poetry
    Spreads from one
    Line of poetry to the
    Other, and then
    The disease of poetry jumps to the music
    And the violins are spreading gonorrhea
    And the tuba is ejaculating AIDS all over the music
    And the saxophone is seducing all the sheep
    While Paul Gauguin paints symphonies of lust and lewdness
    And the chorus sings “I’m cumming! I’m cumming!”
    And the clarinet blurts out “hallelujah!”
    While the harp sighs
    And the flute plays an orgasmic sunrise rising over the earth

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    The Marquis de Wolf
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    From the pyres of cannibalism
    Drips the tasty human flesh all over this poem
    And the aroma reaches our nostrils with the sweetness of a Mozart sonata
    And the screams of our dinner on the pyre
    Sounds like the music of fornicating devils & angels
    And as our eyes watch our human dinner cook
    Our eyes are as happy as the Marquis de Sade
    Whipping & whipping the endless flesh of an orgy
    In the Church of Immaculate Conception
    An orgy thatís being painted as a giant fleshy mural all over the sky
    By Michelangelo

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Basterds Degree in Cow Dung Studies
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I make my symphonies out of pigeon **** & jizz & abstract expressionism
    Abstract expressionist symphonies!
    Then I built giant sculptures on all the planets with my bare hands
    I build the sculptures out of human faces I rip out of people’s heads with my claws
    I also use classical music & used tampons & lots and lots of buttocks in my giant sculptures that reach up to the clouds
    Sometimes I pee synthetic cubism all over dogs in the park
    The dogs love it but the owners don’t
    Then me & the dogs devour endless Hieronymus Bosch imagery out of Satan’s *******
    Afterwards I grab some minimalism and wipe my *** with it

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    The Left & Right of North & South...
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Too much bad English swimming around the Atlantic & Pacific Oceans
    Of my balls
    Testicles! Happy testicles to you all!
    Too much philosophers swimming around the big Atlantic & Pacific Oceans of our testicles
    Be philosophizing about - but Jamaica! Bashing sonnets! So many Tomorrows dashing back-and-forth...
    Where inside a space alienís mind are we lost?
    Or are we lost inside the readerís mind?
    Or be the people swimming around us in this sky & sidewalk swimming around & around each other?
    What choo-choo train from the 15th century is this?

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    Duupa the Dinghy With Lots of Zop Zup!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    That wonderful New York City between her legs
    Where my tongue & penis be creating roller coaster rides through a thousand solar systems
    Is the - oh spermatozoa! - electrical guitar creating graffiti art
    All over the imaginary world your mind is always creating
    The imaginations of thousands of species across the universe
    All weaving together into this poem...

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    Lots of Fast Tomorrows!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s penis all the tomorrows!
    Let’s flowers all the words!
    All the words thrusting & thrashing in a living collage together
    Verbs flying & leaping & jumping everywhere
    As everywhere is crashing back-and-forth
    And the flute jumps left and through the forest and around the sentence
    The sentence is a waterfall
    Splashing on a constantly-changing-world

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Storms for Breakfast?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Buildings will be made out of words
    Our dogs & cats will taste as good as any Hollywood movie
    We will jump back and forth between music & painting
    We will create music with painting and we will create painting with music
    Because I love you
    And I will castrate all the men on earth
    So that your babies will be my babies
    Or maybe I’ll jack off instead
    Have a happy nuclear war

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    Who is god?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The English language is Wolf Larsenís whore
    I am Hemingway and I am Mahler
    The pen is my knife
    And I filet the English language like a fish
    And the pen is My Mighty ****
    And My Mighty **** is ****ing the english language to pieces
    I am more beautiful than Michelangeloís David
    I am Wolf Larsen

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