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    Sunny Thursday With Raspberry Sauce
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A thousand clones of you jump out of your dogís mouth
    And suddenly the sky is filled with millions of smiles
    And under all the smiles in the sky the thousand clones of you
    Are all dancing to Mozart masturbating a concerto
    With a walrus playing the cello
    5,000 Ronald Reagans playing the piano together
    And Uncle Sam is on the drums playing somebodyís big booty making lots of noise
    Thatís when God & the Devil show up on motorcycles
    And sell you some weed

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    Afternoon Encounter With Blue & Yellow
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Sheís about to get pregnant from the sun & the moon
    The words are swimming from the poem and into her pussy
    She can feel poetry swimming up inside of her
    It feels so warm
    It feels so glory hallelujah
    It feels so beautiful sunny day inside of her body
    And the strangerís sperm feels like 100 somersaults of joy
    As her smile grows like the South & North American continents making love
    Again & again

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    Happy Syphilis For President!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was sticking each word of the poem on a different planet
    And on a plate in front of you is now thousands of different planets
    And as you shove planets from all over the universe into your mouth
    Your butthole sings a McDonald’s opera
    To all of the puppies jumping out of Wolf Larsen’s ears
    And now the doctor is shoving the Aurora Borealis up your butt
    As he looks into your brains for some happy syphilis

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    Hotter and Hotter and Hotter!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Our brains begin boiling out of our heads
    Everything we touch turns into fire
    Your skin starts melting into words
    You gather up the words of flesh
    And you write your poetry
    Under a sky that’s orange 24 hours a day
    All the portraits in the paintings rip their clothes off
    And scream with words of fire

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    Taking the Bus to Satanís Butthole
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am a Tyrannosaurus Rex that writes poetry
    Iím a circus clown of words
    Iím the porno star stud of masturbation
    Iím a bunch of tomorrows in your today
    Are you my blue sky?
    Are you my Jizz Goddess?
    Here we are in this immaculate conception space station
    So letís make some abstract expressionism together!
    Letís conquer the 19th century with our nuclear missiles!
    So Picasso will paint the Paleolithic Era all over our wet dreams
    Iíll get some politically correct dildos from the Mayor
    See you soon!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Fish in the Sky Are Screaming
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Empire State Building ejaculates the stars & moon & sun all over the Puritans on the Mayflower
    And then as youíre snorting all the buildings of Manhattan up your nose
    10,000 bunny rabbits suddenly jump out of your booty hole
    So you climb up a run-on sentence thatís growing millions of miles up into the sky
    And then you juuuuuuuuuuuuump
    And you land on stage at a comedy show
    And the audience all jump inside your head
    But instead of laughing they all start screaming & screaming

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    Where’s Outer Space?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I zoop the testicle machine
    Because walnuts with strawberries from the moon
    Are my favorite symphonies!
    Especially with all the crack-cocaine-hieroglyphic-speeches
    Goin’ on in Washington DC
    (and all the other nations’ capitals)
    I was thinkin’ that the stars are as delicious as your pussy!
    Is outer space in your pussy?

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    Walking to Hell
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Penis Conquerors of the Strawberry Peoples
    Were singing my glorious diseases and your glorious diseases and their glorious diseases
    To all of the lions & tigers stampeding down the streets
    And the streets were going up-and-down like waves of yesterdays
    And the only thing to do was call up your favorite dead relative
    On one of those 1970s public telephones growing out of some Martianís head
    And tell them (the dead relative)
    That everything is burning

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Drums of Crazy
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I pull billions of poems out of all the asses of the human race
    Then I dance to the cubism that you’re screaming out of your mouth
    Then your feet begin stomping tidal waves of mental illness into the earth
    And all our belly buttons go schizophrenic
    While space aliens on planets across the universe play-the-drums and play-the-drums
    And all the words in all the languages everywhere dance-to-the-drums and dance-to-the-drums
    And then a tidal wave of everything crazy
    Begins splashing around in your head

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    A Little HappinessÖ
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Claude Monet paints one of my poems
    As I sit here in front of a pond with words growing out of it
    The floating penises & breasts & butts of the passing clouds overhead
    Sing with the orgies of heaven above
    As the African drums nearby create verbs and more verbs and more verbs
    That dance with all the nouns forming in your mind
    And the words jumping back-and-forth in the bar you just left
    All falling & crashing down at the end of the poem

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    Worms of Creativity Crawling Through Your Mind...
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I crash through the wall of poetry
    I paint all the sunlight on this canvas
    All my zig-zagged craziness I sing with paint
    Paint & words that I crash together all night long
    I am as gay and straight as a bisexual solar system
    Of planets filled with beautiful men
    All painted by a space alien Michelangelo
    In a different universe
    On the other side
    Of your mind

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Garbage Truck Morning
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It was the chlamydia of your dreams
    It was some cinnamon in your Milky Way Galaxy
    It was pubic hairs growing out of your politics
    It was a giant erection growing out of the priest’s forehead
    During Sunday mass
    Because I love you like a mosquito loves your blood
    I will give you all the madmen of the universe
    Splashing through your vagina
    And now with my baby at your tit
    You remember me with sadness and a smile

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    My Sperm in New Awoke Flavors!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Itís a Stop-&-Go Jism Festival
    Made out of masturbations & poetry
    Itís a thousand ejaculations of words all over the page
    Every day
    Itís the Punk Rock Orgasm Armageddon
    With CIA wet dreams in the 10,000 booty holes of this Shakespeare play
    Itís drive-by shootings in a funky cool disco beat
    It's a child-molesting pizza parlor with endangered species & Godís jizz as my favorite toppings
    Somewhere in the Washington DC of my vagina
    (I had one installed last week)
    In my forehead
    Iím going to use an electric Washington Monument as my patriotic vibrator
    Iím cumming soon! Iíll be there!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Streetlight, Lightning, Words
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem is a place where a thousand clowns are ****ing each other up the ***
    The poem is an event where the Poets dance like crazy words
    And the dancers dance like science crashing into religion
    And the musicians play earthquakes rushing up from the page
    The poem is a time a moment a Ka-boom a flying of verbs
    The poem is a music a dance a WOW a flood of faces
    The poem somersaults out of the page
    And lands in the sea and swims away

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    A Dead Bird Singing
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The crickets are jumping out of poems and into other poems
    And huge planets are floating up out of our minds
    And we watch space stations full of rolling marijuana fields
    Revolve and revolve around the phrases of poetry
    While all the verbs bite us with emotion
    And the crickets sing a bunch of naughty nouns
    And the ding-dinging-rumbling-trains fly in-&-out of the graffiti murals
    That we paint with our brightly colored poetry
    And then we jump into the ground
    And lay there

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