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    African White Man
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Iím smoking the entire universe rolled up in a fauvist craziness
    Iím drinking all the impressionist waterfalls falling out of your motherís pussy
    Iím dancing a politically incorrect nudity with all the Roman emperors
    As the city zips & zaps all around me
    Because I am the 10,000 faces of happiness
    I am the Insane Symphony Orchestra playing a 24 hour pussy war with dick
    Especially when the space aliens taste like purple & orange verbs
    And now itís time to chop myself up & eat myself for dessert

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Incestuous Animal Music
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everyone marries their own brothers or sisters
    And the inborn children dance night & day to the gunshots
    While the orgies rage in all the radios in our minds
    And the trees all dance to disco music
    While the transvestite riots of happiness
    Splash across the universe of sexual juices
    While all the human languages form a collage in your ear
    And your eyes fall out of your head and bounce all over the world

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    Let’s Vomit All Over the Pledge of Allegiance Together!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s sing the Genital Herpes National Anthem!
    We’ll paint the red white & blue all over our wet dreams!
    And the clarinet will play a bunch of sexy verbs
    The French horn will play the Queen-of-England giving Mohammed Ali a blow job
    And Jesus & all the disciples will cum in your wife
    Let’s say we snort the American President’s State-of-the-Union address up our noses
    And then we’ll play the Brandenburg Concertos of our limp penises all afternoon
    Bring your 500 sexy blowup dolls!
    It’ll be fun!

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    A Poem With Muscles
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A bunch of verbs & nouns & additives are growing out of my toilet and up past the sky
    So I steal the morning
    And everybody is like “where did morning went?”
    And then I shoot a thousand grammar teachers with my uzi
    And as I ejaculate all my stars & moons & planets all over their corpses
    A disco band plays some sexy-sexy toxic masculinity
    While the big moon testicle in the night sky winks at you

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    Thou Shall Eat Pussy
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I build a giant temple out of orgasms
    I build a new religion out of erections
    I write a new bible with pussy juices
    And thousands of tongues jumping out of this new bible will make your pussy happy
    Very very happy
    That is why the teakettle is screaming clouds into the sky
    And the screaming clouds in the sky taste delicious
    Because the clouds taste like licorice pussy
    And eating pussy the is one of the Ten Commandments

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    The Happy Song of the Guillotine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    With the background music of thousands of human heads falling out of the guillotine machine
    I sing of flowers growing out of millions of planets
    As the working class gleefully dances and plays catch & football with the decapitated heads of the bourgeoisie
    I preach the poetry of everyone frolicking naked in the Garden of Eden
    As the gods of the space aliens bless us with their ejaculations falling from the sky
    And we all sail across the Painterís imagination
    As we fly the giant flying grasshoppers
    Through giant skies dripping with words
    Until we inhabit all the planets of the universe

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Still Life of Happiness
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My penis calls to the human race!
    And to the space aliens too!
    Because every poem should invent a million new things!
    Every poem starts hopping & jumping!
    And we all start hopping & jumping from one space alien’s imagination to another
    And then we invent colorful-happy-machines
    And the machines invent colorful-new-landscapes
    Where a naked human race frolics with colorful-new-words
    As bright colors fall all over the world
    And now the earth is painted with happiness

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Would You Like a Feminist Nuclear War or a Toxic Masculine Nuclear War With Your Coke & Fries?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So I give my herpes to all the politicians in Washington
    As a special gift
    And then I poop my diarrhea onto the assembly lines of American fast food
    And itís as delicious as World War 3 in your tummy!
    And then waves of patriotic red-white-&-blue syphilis
    Begin splashing all over the world
    As Uncle Sam bombs the planet Earth for democracy & big boobs
    As the liberals & the conservatives argue over whether a white man or a black woman should push the atomic button
    Ka - BooooooooooM

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 08-02-2021 at 05:43 PM.
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    Dancing to Air Raid Sirens
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So Iím snorting a bunch of punk rock up my nose
    While we dance to the end of American ďcivilizationĒ
    And pee all over each other
    While the black woman & white man candidates for Biggest *******/***** in the world (US President)
    Both talk endless red-white-&-blue diarrhea out of those toilets in their faces
    And we dance to the American bombs falling all over the world
    And the screams & shouts of humanity
    As the air raid sirens sing the song of war-waaar-waaaaaaaar
    Will it be an itchy black female or white male finger on the atomic button?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 08-03-2021 at 08:12 PM.
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    Xlrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem jumps around you
    And the poem kicks you in the ***
    When suddenly your brain starts going East & West & North & South
    And everybody’s brains starts exploding with millions of new words
    While architects throw a thousand new languages into every building
    And our hands start creating new universes
    While the words falling out of our mouths become gigantic collages of chaos
    And the ending of the poem drips out of your brains

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    My Balls Are Happy!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I take a boat to the stars & the future & your pussy
    And then all the stars & planets & tornadoes jump into Uncle Samís butthole
    And Uncle Sam sings a politically correct opera to all the grizzly bears
    The grizzly bears all jump on motorcycles and ride off into abstract expressionism
    Jackson Pollock then vomits the national anthem all over the moon
    And space aliens across the universe moon the planet Earth
    And everybody on the planet Earth gets on their knees and prays to Mickey Mouse in the sky

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Liberace Julius Caesar Anal Sex Disco Song
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m a space alien from my mother’s vagina
    Why should I care about human gobbledygook?
    I eat 7 continents of eyeballs
    While I drink all the political speeches
    That are forming around in the two tennis balls hanging from your crotch
    And together we lay naked on the sidewalk
    While the tourists sing their surprise out of their bulging eyes
    And then we perform a anal-sex-sculptures
    As millions of miles of Shakespearean dialogue
    Falls out of the sky

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    A Line of Verbs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My penis will save the human race!
    And the cucumbers & apples of blippy-wippy-zippy is now!
    Because we are all exclamation points!
    We are all question marks!
    Because we are all a bunch of psychotic tomorrows!
    Exotic tomorrow! Crazy tomorrow! Delicious tomorrow!
    Let’s all zock and badiddle and sing with our pusses!
    Or sing with our bellybuttons!
    What kind of tomorrow will you snort up your nose?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Chopping Andy Warhol Up Into Pieces
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The flowers are ejaculating pretty words into the air
    And bizarre sculptures with tits & dicks & anuses & lips are walking everywhere
    And all the skyscrapers are screaming into outer space
    While the traffic lights kiss the air with red-yellow-green, red-yellow-green
    While spaceships crash into our imaginations
    And our imaginations build endless universes on top of each other
    And then all the endless universes pour into our brains
    While we sing bizarre art at each other

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Dugga Plappies Goin’ Fwap-Fwap-Fwap!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Beethoven is in the whorehouse of heaven creating symphonies of spermatozoa
    With all the dead transvestite Presidents of the United States of Whatever
    As phrases of poetry crash & bang on all the planets
    And the dinging-dinging trains
    Are all flying off to giant oranges & watermelons & apples in the sky
    While space alien bugs throughout the universe sing operas of splashing colors
    That splatter all over the canvas of one poem after another

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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