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    Hallucinating 10,000 New Words
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Deranged is the everything!
    As I eat streets made out of music!
    Sunlight is my round-and-round!
    As we do endless verbs up our noses!
    Alcoholic rivers of heaven!
    Rhythms of crazy crazy!
    As we dance to the ejaculations of space monsters!
    Can we run and run passed the blue sky?
    With our talking feet?
    How long before all those street corners go insane?

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    Fwuup! Bwuup! Pow!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Hours of crazy fluuping everywhere
    All the upside down was dancing amongst the ambulance sirens
    aMbuLaNcE sirrreens - amBuLaanCe siRReens - aMbULaaNcE sIrReeens
    Then a madman ate all your poetry
    And all the angels in heaven are pissing fountains-of-joy down into your brains
    So with your 10,000 mouths you create the poetry of sunlight
    So much architecture & earthquakes & poetry falling out of your 10,000 mouths
    That the entire audience at the poetry reading
    All hang themselves
    And now as you finish the poem you’re looking out at 100 corpses hanging

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    Eat My Music
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m peeing my brains all over you
    While You’re chopping yourself up into verbs & adjectives & nouns
    I’m taking all those verbs & adjectives & nouns
    And I’m building whole universes made out of words
    And now we’re having sex amongst all the words flowing amongst us
    Waterfalls of words are pouring upon our naked bodies
    And in our hardhat construction job together we’re nailing all the suns & moons & planets into the night sky
    And after work we drink all the colors of the rainbow
    And now we’re walking erratically on the moon
    Until we fall asleep in some other century

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    East & West Are Holding Hands
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    South went north with a couple of eyeballs
    And now the forests of happiness are growing all over your face
    The highway of 18 wheelers that goes straight through your face
    Says high to the subway trains & freight trains that keep turning into ants
    Meanwhile a big nipple in the sky
    Is smiling like a big Charles Manson face smiling down on the human race
    That must be God

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    Lots of Glory Hallelujahs Cumming!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We cum here today because we have been saved by the Big Penis in the Sky!
    We cum here today because the thousands of glory hallelujahs in our ballsacks
    Are singing & singing of His glory!
    We cum here today because a thousand lunatics claiming to be Godís sons & daughters
    Are all ejaculating out of the Big Penis in the Sky as I speak!
    Glory hallelujahs!
    Glory hallelujahs to the oceans of fish swimming in the Virgin Maryís vagina!
    Glory hallelujahs to the Big Plastic Boobs of all the First Ladies of the White House!
    And glory hallelujahs to the gold rolling in on this 10% express!
    Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujahs!
    Heís cumming! We're all cumming together!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Waves of Now
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Huge teeth are devouring thousands of languages
    While the drums are dancing from one sky to the other
    The heat is crashing everywhere into the planet Earth
    While meteors & comets are flying out of all the paintings
    And the drums are painting one gigantic universe after another
    While the paintbrush splashes naughty words everywhere
    And the people smash & smash their thoughts together
    While the ending of the poem speaks from some distant horizon

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Drums & Words ****ing Each Other Yes!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to jump poetry everywhere!
    Fly giant bright everything now!
    Sidewalks zipping & zapping away!
    Feet that turn into torpedoes!
    People growing wings and becoming dinosaurs!
    Let’s paint our naked bodies with words
    And walk around nude and create poetry together!
    Let’s do a tornado now!
    Let’s neon the streets with streams of words!
    Let’s **** each other with the ending of the poem!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    I Tie English to the Bedposts and I…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I need to write novels that are paintings
    I need to write pornographic plays that are 10 million orgasms
    I need to **** my insanity into the English language
    I’m going to touch the naked body of the English language
    I’m going to make the English language cum
    And then I’m going to ejaculate French all over the English language (1066)
    I’m going to pee Spanish all over the English language
    As English begs for more!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    I was Pissing…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was pissing my prose & poetry all over the big publishing corporations in New York City
    When suddenly verbs & nouns started growing out of the ground everywhere I pissed
    And a bunch of dancing-punk-rockers started doing verbs & nouns to each other
    As the tornadoes of music leaped from planet to planet
    So now the cannibal ants are devouring the universe with their humongous teeth & mouths
    As flying storks deliver little Attila-the-Huns to Virgin Marys throughout the universe
    And all the Attila-the-Huns are mixed race
    And the big black porn actor winks at the reader
    From his throne in the sky

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Lust for Dinner…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Why not dance like a thousand naughty verbs?
    Why not reach into the earth and pull out a million corpses?
    And eat them?
    And pussy (cats) & space alien cum & tornadoes made out of music
    All as delicious as poetry dripping in a sugary sauce!
    Because elephant brains fly!
    And the dancing tomorrows
    Are as crack-cocaine as my love for you!
    Is your face made out of hundreds of lips?
    In what direction will the ending of the poem go?

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Splash & Fly & Grab!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Iím splashing thousands of words on the page!
    Iím splashing words on the canvas!
    Words flying East & West & North & South!
    Phrases of poetry zipping fast in all directions!
    Phrases of poetry crashing into each other wherever you look!
    All the solar systems filled with flying phrases of poetry!
    Everyone grabbing words and flinging them at each other!
    People catching the words into their hands and eating them!
    And everyone having sex with words night & day!
    Until night & day are crashing into piecesÖ

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Larry Flynt Ballet Company
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a vision of apples & bananas with legs dancing down Broadway!
    It’s flying testicles everywhere!
    It’s a chorus of insane millions all singing together!
    Because I enjoy my chocolate & vanilla testicles with whipped cream!
    It’s laughing nipples with your sundae symphonies!
    Sundae symphonies made out of ice cream ballet dancers!
    That’s how we fly with piano & castanets & harp!
    With pubic hairs for all!
    You dig?

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    Sex Robot Fantasy in E Minor
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You take the train to the end of the world
    At the end of the world the planes leave for other planets
    Other planets made out of fantasies of plentiful colors
    Where the birds sing the songs of the Iliad & the Odyssey
    To all the sex robots bouncing around
    And now it’s time to pull away the curtain of the blue sky
    And reveal all the cosmos of the up
    Where we will live

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Invade the Universe! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First we grow strawberries inside our heads
    Then we play mushroom-cloud-music both night and day
    Until we pull out our penises and ejaculate feminism
    All over the faces of the sex robots
    And now a thousand blue skies are dancing in our wet dreams
    While Picasso paints the giant buttocks of God
    With his Cubist pornography
    And now the poem lays down
    And stares at all the up
    We haven’t invaded yet

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    You Eat A Thousand Suns
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You wrap your naked body in all the verbs & nouns of the French language
    You lay on the ground crying verbs & nouns all over the fertile earth
    And now talking strawberries & laughing blueberries are growing upside down out of the sky
    So the planet Mars crashes into your head
    And your two testicles turn into spaceship factories
    And now spaceships are launching out of your penis and filling the skies
    As you walk on a floating phrase of poetry
    That’s a bridge from one solar system to another

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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