Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.
My Balls Care About Correct English Grammar!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
Suddenly, I start barfing capital letters everywhere
Meanwhile, incorrect spelling keeps jumping out of my butt
My grammar teacher is whipping & whipping me as she pees on me
Please, more!
While a bunch of conjunctions begin swimming out of my penis
All the conjunctions begin devouring the body of Aristotle
While Aristotle screams a bunch of run-on sentences
And the Queen starts giving Aristotle a blow job in perfect English
And Shakespeare who’s been watching & masturbating
Ejaculates a bunch of Old English spellings
All over the earth or is it Earth?
Because My Balls really care!
Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen