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Thread: Impossible Songs for a Fart Machine (Poems by Wolf Larsen)

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    So Much Saturday in My Tuesday
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    She dances like the planets sailing around the sun
    He dances like a bunch of smiles & ejaculations & flowers
    Then the sex robot jumps in between the two
    And the sex robot dances like luscious verbs dripping out of pussy trees
    Then she dances like 2,000 years of immaculate conception on fire
    And he dances the tanks & bombs of war
    And the sex robot creates flying blueberry penises everywhere in its dance
    And the reader dances out of the poem

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    Love Poem to a Sex Robot
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to lose both my sanity & my insanity to you!
    I want to give you so many Penises!
    Strawberry Penises! Blueberry Penises! Orange Penises!
    We’ll dance under the orgasmic sky!
    Your pussy you will explode!
    And nine months later you’ll give birth to 10,000 sheep!
    We’ll live on Montanaaaaaaaa on Mars!
    All your bellybuttons will be my desire!
    I love you with so much Jesus Christ!
    We’ll be World War III together!
    Now hug me…

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    My Butt for President!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So you’re drinking the holy piss of the Catholic Pope
    While Gloria Steinem & Jerry Falwell are giving you a blow job
    And you’re snorting a line of cocaine from Columbia all the way to the White House in Washington DC
    While a punk rock band of war criminals
    Are playing tat-tat-tat & boom-boom-boom
    (Hillary Clinton is on vocals)
    While the Statue of Liberty is licking & licking all of the liberty & justice for all in your *******
    And it feels so good!
    As you dance to the Cuban Missile Crisis
    And vomit the red white & blue all over the North American continent

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    I Wipe My *** With Facebook
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Zillions of sex robots with the face of Mark Zuckerberg are flying all over the sky
    And all the Mark-Zuckerberg-sex-robot-flying-clones are pooping bombs out of their butts
    Unto the screaming civilians below
    The American bombs are falling all over the world to promote liberty & justice & McDonald’s hamburgers for all
    As Uncle Sam conducts the Symphony of Endless War or Freedom or something like that
    And all the capitalist politicians in Washington DC & war profiteers sing their favorite song: “Over there! Over there!”
    And then God pulls out his big black Dick
    And pisses a big red-white-&-blue stream all over Amerikkka from sea-to-shining-sea

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Forever Night!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Yesterday I conquered the world for one brief moment!
    I was the guillotine operator of your dreams!
    I smeared World War III all over my face
    And I raised my arms and summoned up all the gods & goddesses in our genitals!
    My penis was the center of the universe!
    My eyes created dimensions that only space aliens have seen!
    All the animals of the world fell to their knees before me!
    And all the world fornicated a great orgy of poetry
    In my honor!
    Because I am the most insane masturbator of the great illustrious Milky Way Galaxy!
    And I am forever!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Frank Gehry on Crack
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    This poem jumps out of 100 heads
    Then this poem has a nuclear reaction
    And this poem explodes into millions of words
    And now there’s sexy words & angry words & crazy words
    All throwing themselves on the sides of buildings & trains
    In a graffiti-art-phrase-of-poetry that’s flying all over the world
    Until everyone starts painting space alien brains all over the planet
    And the poem goes & hides in a prehistoric cave

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Ka-Blap! Ka-Blap!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poems want to be naughty
    Endless vaginas devouring the reader!
    Giant God Penises ****ing all the planets of the universe!
    Huge universes of spunk in our balls!
    Black holes that want to be filled with all the planets & suns & moons dripping out of the universe between their legs!
    Let’s conquer the universe with bellybuttons!
    A philosophy of nipples on a warm sunny day…
    A right hand and a rising skyscraper playing beautiful music together
    Until….
    Ka - booooooooooom! Ka - splaaaaaaaassh! Vwooooooop!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Space Alien Drugs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I chop up God’s brains
    And I throw God’s brains into the soup of the universe
    And now all the space alien dogs are yapping & eating up God’s brains
    And then I steal God’s big black Dick
    And now I’m ****ing all the world’s politicians & dictators up the ***
    With God’s big black Dick
    While I sing summer winter fall & spring to all the Alfred E Newman clones in everybody’s balls
    And then we eat all the space alien languages out of all the space alien pussy

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Splashing Judaism All Over a Catholic Canvas
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am as religious as my head on fire!
    A Catholic Wolf Larsen & a Jewish Wolf Larsen & a pagan Wolf Larsen are all sharpening their knives and staring at each other
    And then the atheist Wolf Larsen pisses all over the other Wolf Larsens
    And the laughter of atheist Wolf Larsen causes earthquakes all over the universe
    And then a tidal wave of 10,000 Wolf Larsens
    Are splashing all over the world
    And then millions of planet Earths are born
    Inside the imagination of a space alien
    While she sits on the face of a sex robot
    As God ****s the night sky all over the up…

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Smoking Wow With a Transsexual Jesus
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Syphilis! God! Now!
    Pornography Gods ****ing the human race!
    Orange-Purple-Music! Upside down!
    With Rabies!
    A bunch of yes!
    I am pissing on stage!
    This is my butt!
    Yes! Nuclear war! Fun!
    Artificial intelligence with some orgasms!
    Your mother’s pussy with some liberty & justice for all!
    Where’s the American flag? I’m out of toilet paper!
    Can we cum our awokeness all over the face of the American president?
    More war! So liberal with your gentrification!
    So cities on fire!
    No!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Barfing My Poetry All Over the Milwaukee Avenue Busstop
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your booty & my booty are so happy together!
    It’s like the incestuous twins of the sun & the moon
    Making illegitimate babies together
    As God sings us a purple & blue & green opera
    And you & I we ejaculate our correct English grammar all over the blue sky
    And then a thousand demons scream out of your throat
    As we bicycle together to the entrance to hell
    Where we find the giant river of born-again Christian spermatozoa
    That flows out of the preacher’s mouth every Sunday

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Ticket to Insanity…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everybody is pissing their brains all over me
    As I dance in the sunlight of your ancestors
    And now all the world’s fish are swimming out of my penis
    And into the aquarium of the Queen of England’s vagina
    As a million Poets all eat the **** out of my brains
    And then I have extramarital sex with all the purple & pink giraffes
    In that neon mushroom land
    That’s growing all over your naked body

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    Some Coke With Your American “Culture” Wars?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    **** **** Crap & Jizz are my best friends!
    That’s why fried rich liberals are delicious!
    So just fill the toilet with all your capitalist political speeches and flush!
    Or maybe we should perform our poetry naked at poetry readings
    While the audience spanks & spanks each other
    Why does anybody care which capitalist gobbledygook is in the White House anyway?
    Let’s just **** cheeseburger-American-culture out of our booty holes
    And onto the assembly lines of corporate literary pooh
    But I really love your fake booty of a mile long
    So let’s meet on tinder and make kids now

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    I Jizz Peace-on-Earth All Over My Food!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I create poetry with magical dildos!
    I do the art with the wildest masturbations!
    I raise my arms and summon up a thousand skies!
    Our Penises shall give birth to a million new Jerusalems!
    We shall all be Messiahs of the bedroom!
    Our spermatozoa shall be 100 colors!
    We shall turn outer space into an abstract expressionist canvas with our ejaculations!
    And then we shall pee a new religion all over each other!
    Because God is in between our legs!

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Charlie Chaplin Dancing on the Moon
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My penis is laughing & laughing at the born-again Christians & feminists
    While the poem is sliding and falling and flying around me
    And I’m chasing the poem across deserts & forests & cities as it runs away from me
    When I’m suddenly drowned in a river of schizophrenic words sent from Mars
    So my corpse grabs a tornado in each hand
    And I send the twin tornadoes crashing through the corporate publishing industry
    And from the rubble of the corporate publishing industry giant wonderful poems & plays & novels grow everywhere

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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