What is growing a beard saying?
You hiding something?
Rotten teeth?
Bold and growing it in other places
Besides the ears?
Sophistication?
Fashion?
Giving mites a home?
Embracing grey
All the way down your face?
Sick of going down on your lady?
Looking to wear your head
Upside down?
Wanting to catch a piece of dinner
For later?
Extend your fat face into thiness?
Compensating a small dick
With facial masculinity?
Going for terrorist chic?
Beards.
Fuc king beards
Not by the hair on my
Chinny chin chin.