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    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The entire world suddenly became a painting by Edward Munch
    Everyone - all the billions & billions - began screaming & screaming as they walk through the streets and into your imagination
    And then the billions of people ran off into the past
    And all the robots ran off into the future
    (because ai will inherit the earth)
    All of humanity fell off the planet Earth
    And the blue sky disappeared forever

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    Wolf Larsen is the Napoleon of Words!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The world yearns to be conquered by me!
    My sword is the greatest pen to ever splash beautiful words upon the page!
    All the women open their legs to my words splashing inside of them!
    The next generation is destined to be my sons & daughters!
    All the men of the world stand in line for the Great Honor of being castrated by the Poet Wolf Larsen!
    And all the human race sings my poems together!

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    Planting the Seeds of Poetry
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Her smile is the sunrise & the sunset making love to each other
    Her tits are Pablo Picasso & Paul Gauguin kissing each other and creating the universe together
    Her camel toe makes all the philosophers of all time simultaneously babble the most beautiful babble ever heard
    Her voice saying the word “Hi!” is all the words of the French & Italian languages having an orgy together
    As we walk to my place together all the conquerors in my Balzac are ready for the chaaaaaaaarge

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Sexy Gardens of Madness
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    There can never be enough madness!
    Madness is the answer!
    And I am the King of Madness!
    The planet Earth is a cesspool of blue & green madness
    That’s floating in the black vomit of the universe
    Only my madness can save the space aliens and the sexy sheep!
    Let the human race dance to my madness
    As they sing the exploding madness of their brains
    To the sun & the moon revolving around & around…

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    You & Your Clone Walking Along Holding Hands
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A field of dandelions are singing to you
    The freight trains are jumping out of the dandelions
    And the freight trains are kissing you
    Dandelions and classical music begin growing out of all the planets & moons
    As thousands of clones of you are jumping through my window and dancing all around me
    Then all of the symphony orchestras of the world start playing in our heads

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Two Priests & a Nun Making Love
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I smear God and peanut butter all over my bread
    And God tastes as good as eating out a whore’s cum-filled delicious pussy
    Meanwhile, all the women on Earth are singing rivers of female orgasms splashing across the planet
    As I kneel before the altar of the big God Penis
    And I swallow the good Lord’s blessing

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    Wolf Larsen ****ing Tom Cruise Up the *** on Oprah’s couch
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So the Pope in Rome pulls out his big black Dick
    And utters Gregorian chants of Gothic gobbledygook
    And ejaculates the holy water all over Wolf Larsen
    And pronounces Wolf a saint
    Saint Wolf
    Then the Queen of England sits on Wolf Larsen’s face
    While she recites the cantos of cunnilingus & knighthood
    And pronounces Wolf a knight
    Sir Wolf
    Then the entire Nobel Prize Committee eats out Wolf Larsen’s ***
    And with Wolf Larsen’s delicious chocolate around their mouths
    Pronounce Wolf the winner
    And they hand Wolf a million bucks
    So Wolf hires all the whores of Capitol Hill
    Along with the transvestite prostitutes Barack Obama, Donald Trump, & Joe Biden
    For an Orgy of 40 days & 40 nights
    Oh thank you Lord for our daily jism

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Two Polish Sausages in the Mouth, at the Public Toilet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m the scariest (and sexiest) coal miner from outer space you’ve ever seen!
    I used to **** thousands of eyeballs out of my booty hole -
    Every day!
    Now I suck John Coltrane’s Dick in public toilets!
    Yes I do!
    24 hours a day seven days a week my mouth be moving around & up & down that jazz!
    And when the jazz notes go flying into my mouth
    I swallow!
    Yes I do!
    So kiss my feet with that bass!
    Eat out my *** with that piano!
    And happy holidays to you & your family!
    Your dog missing?
    I ate it!
    Yummy, my man!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Kneeling Before the Delicious Pussy Altar of the Great Fertility Goddess
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m the Poet
    I live in the booty hole of a space alien
    My mother is a Jewish Tyrannosaurus Rex
    My father is a circus clown with the face of Charles Manson
    And I was defrocked by 10,000 priests with giant crosses between their legs
    I worship the two great testicles of the sun & the moon
    And every afternoon my right hand & penis play beautiful piano concertos together

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    An Opera of Moans Rising to the Heavens
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My tongue is playing beautiful music inside
    Her Baroque-rococo pussy
    Inside her beautiful Baroque-rococo pussy is where painters create fleshy murals of smiling naked humanity
    Inside her beautiful Baroque-rococo pussy is where musicians create heaven for the ears
    Inside her beautiful Baroque-rococo pussy all the statues recite poetry night & day
    And the paintbrush of my tongue is painting canvases of joy
    Inside her pussy
    And all the angels of heaven are flying & singing around us
    As her body shakes like a thousand earthquakes
    And her pussy floods forth with fauvist colors
    Splashing all over my face
    And now my face is dripping with bright colors
    And this is my self-portrait

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    My Insanity is More Beautiful than Your Sanity!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your sanity is the US president with his finger on the atomic button!
    My insanity is upside-down buildings running around and laughing!
    Your sanity is the marching boots of war marching off to the mushroom clouds!
    My insanity is thousands of laughing circus clowns crawling all over the pubic hairs of the American president!
    Your sanity is censorship and more censorship and more censorship!
    My insanity is the human race all dancing naked together under the stars!
    Long live our insanity! Our insanity is beautiful!
    All the Poets of the world defecate all over your sanity!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Dog & Marijuana Go Together Good Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    When I eat dog I taste all the cathedrals of the world dripping Gothic deliciousness into my mouth
    When I eat dog a thousand naked nuns sing Picasso’s art to me
    When I eat dog medieval monks sing delicious melodies floating through all the ages
    When I eat dog I procreate with all the space aliens of the universe
    And when you sit on my face afterwards your pussy tastes like tidal waves of Paul Gauguin washing all over me

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Please Whip Me!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Glory hallelujah to the leather whips of joy flying upon human flesh!
    Joy to the S&M dungeons of hell!
    Amen to the pleasures of the night!
    Glory hallelujah to the moans of multitudes of naked bodies writhing with pleasure!
    Joy to the strangers celebrating immaculate conception in the dark shadows!
    Amen to the seeds of pleasure dripping from our love caves!
    Glory hallelujah to the seeds of our sins growing in our wombs!
    Joy to the babies born from lust!
    Amen to the husbands of cuckoldry raising our children!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Hymn to the Voices in Our Heads
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The voices in our heads are trains going in all directions
    The voices in our heads are delicious dancing hurricanes
    The voices in our heads are a chorus of naked monks & nuns singing of desire
    The voices in our heads are art nouveau entrances into the great universe of our subconscious
    The voices in our heads are the artificial intelligence monsters coming to devour the human race into extinction
    The voices in our heads sing to the rhythms of the mushroom clouds pounding & pounding the earth with the end

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Naked Human Race Dancing in the Smiling Sunshine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The sunshine jumps through the window and grabs me and throws me outside
    Outside me & the sunshine dance together
    The sunshine & the spermatozoa dancing in my testicles sing together
    The sunshine & my spermatozoa sing together an eternal love for the Pagan Gods
    And the naked Pagan Gods come out of their hiding places
    And the Pagan Gods grab sledgehammers and smash the christian god into pieces
    And the Human Race & the Pagan Gods all dance together happily
    As the birds sing the joys of the flesh

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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