Blonk!-Boing!-Bonkers OOOOHHH! Ding-Donging-Zonking Doopity-Doos! (Poetry!)

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Santa Claus Sitting on the Toilet Reading Playboy Magazine
A poem by Wolf Larsen

A thousand naked monks are dancing in the forests of marijuana
And the naked nuns climbing up the magical marijuana forest to heaven
Are all singing of the Christmas joy of immaculate conception
While Jesus on the cross gets an erection
And the angels & devils exchange gifts of dildos & blowup dolls
While God & the Virgin Mary sing the Opera of 69 together

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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December Sunshine
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Penises & flowers are growing all around me
As I sing an opera to all the dogs ****ing around the world
Meanwhile, a dog with the face of the American President is humping my leg
While he humps my leg the dog is barking the State of the Union Address
And then all the US Congressman lower their pants and beg to be spanked by the Poet

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Love Poem to My Right Hand
A poem by Wolf Larsen

It’s a lovely summer day in Chicago
In December
And all the skyscrapers are ejaculating Santa Claus’ jism
All over the fertile earth
And now the fertile earth is pregnant with space aliens
And my love for you makes flowers grow out of everyone’s heads
Thank you, right hand!
For bringing so much luscious green valleys of joy into my life

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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My Balls Are Politically Incorrect
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The Garden of Eden grows inside her pussy
Her feet smell like a Hieronymus Bosch painting
Her swirling-around-eyes are as crazy as an anal sex opera on Mars
As she walks her booty moves like sexual symphonies
Her naked belly button for all to see in December whispers about global warming
I love her for one small moment of sunshine

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Another 6 Pack of Corona and…
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I’m walking through a maze of marijuana on Mars
And all the naked Josephine Baker clones are dancing around me
And zillions of naked white men & naked black women
Are creating beautiful art together everywhere
In the gardens of Eden growing all over the universe

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Dog Missing
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I’m not saying that insanity is the answer
But I’m not saying it isn’t
Or cannibalism
Yummy!
But the greatest philosophy in the world
Comes out of that hole in my buttocks
Here puppy!
Yummy!

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Here Comes My Seventh HIV Test!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Let’s sing the Song of Syphilis to each other!
Giant genital wart mountains shall appear everywhere all over the great testicle of Earth!
We shall swim through the Seas of Gonorrhea!
Let us get on our knees and pray to Chlamydia!
We shall declare herpes to be our king!
Long live King Herpes!
And Chlamydia shall be our god!
Let us climb up the Genital Wart Mountains of the Himalayas!
While the Chicago Symphony Orchestra plays the wonderful Symphony of Syphilis!
And the grand finale is Gonorrhea winning the Nobel Peace Prize!

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Is Human Flesh Delicious?
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Let all the planets drip with blood!
Let our swords slash & cut through all the human languages!
Let the wrecking balls destroy the moon & the sun!
Poetry will destroy & create everything!
Sanity & insanity will devour everything!
And then sanity & insanity will devour each other!
Only the end of the poem can save you!

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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The Opera of Man & Woman
A poem by Wolf Larsen

With his tongue he plays the Chicago Symphony Orchestra inside her pussy
And she sings a big splash of Jackson Pollock across the universe
Then her lips sing an operatic aria around his ****
Then his **** creates all of Mahler’s symphonies inside of her
And the violins play the growing chaotic frenzy of all the swooshing-swaying postmodernism in his Balzac
And now the trumpet plays the Great Charge of his postmodernism spurting everywhere
And the harp plays the man & woman floating up into the clouds together

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Blubba Blabber Blipper
A poem by Wolf Larsen

A big statue of a naked Greek God towering above me
Is giving a blow job to all the space aliens in heaven
That’s when Mickey Mouse floats down from His throne in the clouds
And now Mickey Mouse & all the ancient Greek gods are dancing around the big American Hamburger God Ronald McDonald
Then the ancient Greek gods go smoke crack somewhere
And Mickey Mouse & Ronald McDonald are now dancing a homoerotic ballet dance together
They both look so good in those white tights!
And Ronald McDonald & Mickey Mouse then fly off to ancient Rome on a flying chariot of reindeer driven by Santa
And then Ronald McDonald & Mickey Mouse get married in a wedding ceremony presided over by the Satanic priest Julius Caesar
But then the USA invades the ancient Roman Empire because of Julius Caesar’s marriage to the terrorist Osama bin Laden
So Julius Caesar, Osama bin Laden, Mickey Mouse, & Ronald McDonald all sail on the Mayflower to Mars with the pilgrims
And everybody enjoys happy booty hole ever after

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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The Honorable Chlamydia M. Herpes for President!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Vincent van Gogh & a prostitute are having sex inside a giant ear
That’s flying through outer space
Then God catches the ear and starts eating it
But then a space minnow ate God
And after that everybody got chlamydia and lived happily ever after

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Dandelions Growing All Over the Universe
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Millions & millions of the readers’ heads are bouncing & bouncing on the moon
And all the millions of readers’ heads are singing & singing love poems
To all the big Dick grasshoppers hopping from planet to planet
In a universe made out of the reader’s splattered brains

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Don Quixote Sucking Wolf Larsen’s Dick
A poem by Wolf Larsen

So I’m riding into town on a four-legged penis
And all the fair maidens in town open up their legs to me
And the fair maidens reach into their vaginas and pull out phrases of poetry miles & miles long
And the next thing the reader knows he’s entangled in miles & miles of poetry
And now I’m riding away on my four-legged penis
As the reader pleads with me to entangle him from all the miles & miles of poetry
And then the sun & moon in the sky begin laughing

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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3 Days Sober
A poem by Wolf Larsen

You’re waltzing through the fires of a thousand vaginas
When suddenly an avalanche of giant testicles comes falling down the mountain
So you’re running for your life through a forest of giant pubic hairs
Trying frantically to escape from all the giant testicles falling & crashing all around you
But then you’re eaten by the end of the poem

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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Oh Guillotine! I Love You! Please Come Back!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Washington DC & Wall Street are the biggest whorehouses on the planet!
The two political parties of liberal gobbledygook & conservative gobbledygook
Are two Looney Tunes sects of crazies with their fingers on the atomic button
The white & black politicians compete with each other to see which can **** more endless diarrhea
Out of those toilets in their faces
And the female politicians with their strap-ons
Ain’t no different than the male politicians
And every bourgeois pig has two hands
With a Democratic puppet on one hand
And a Republican puppet on the other

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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