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    Santa Claus Sitting on the Toilet Reading Playboy Magazine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A thousand naked monks are dancing in the forests of marijuana
    And the naked nuns climbing up the magical marijuana forest to heaven
    Are all singing of the Christmas joy of immaculate conception
    While Jesus on the cross gets an erection
    And the angels & devils exchange gifts of dildos & blowup dolls
    While God & the Virgin Mary sing the Opera of 69 together

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    December Sunshine
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Penises & flowers are growing all around me
    As I sing an opera to all the dogs ****ing around the world
    Meanwhile, a dog with the face of the American President is humping my leg
    While he humps my leg the dog is barking the State of the Union Address
    And then all the US Congressman lower their pants and beg to be spanked by the Poet

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    Love Poem to My Right Hand
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a lovely summer day in Chicago
    In December
    And all the skyscrapers are ejaculating Santa Claus’ jism
    All over the fertile earth
    And now the fertile earth is pregnant with space aliens
    And my love for you makes flowers grow out of everyone’s heads
    Thank you, right hand!
    For bringing so much luscious green valleys of joy into my life

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    My Balls Are Politically Incorrect
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Garden of Eden grows inside her pussy
    Her feet smell like a Hieronymus Bosch painting
    Her swirling-around-eyes are as crazy as an anal sex opera on Mars
    As she walks her booty moves like sexual symphonies
    Her naked belly button for all to see in December whispers about global warming
    I love her for one small moment of sunshine

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    Another 6 Pack of Corona and…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m walking through a maze of marijuana on Mars
    And all the naked Josephine Baker clones are dancing around me
    And zillions of naked white men & naked black women
    Are creating beautiful art together everywhere
    In the gardens of Eden growing all over the universe

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    Dog Missing
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m not saying that insanity is the answer
    But I’m not saying it isn’t
    Or cannibalism
    Yummy!
    But the greatest philosophy in the world
    Comes out of that hole in my buttocks
    Here puppy!
    Yummy!

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    Here Comes My Seventh HIV Test!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let’s sing the Song of Syphilis to each other!
    Giant genital wart mountains shall appear everywhere all over the great testicle of Earth!
    We shall swim through the Seas of Gonorrhea!
    Let us get on our knees and pray to Chlamydia!
    We shall declare herpes to be our king!
    Long live King Herpes!
    And Chlamydia shall be our god!
    Let us climb up the Genital Wart Mountains of the Himalayas!
    While the Chicago Symphony Orchestra plays the wonderful Symphony of Syphilis!
    And the grand finale is Gonorrhea winning the Nobel Peace Prize!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Is Human Flesh Delicious?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let all the planets drip with blood!
    Let our swords slash & cut through all the human languages!
    Let the wrecking balls destroy the moon & the sun!
    Poetry will destroy & create everything!
    Sanity & insanity will devour everything!
    And then sanity & insanity will devour each other!
    Only the end of the poem can save you!

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    The Opera of Man & Woman
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    With his tongue he plays the Chicago Symphony Orchestra inside her pussy
    And she sings a big splash of Jackson Pollock across the universe
    Then her lips sing an operatic aria around his ****
    Then his **** creates all of Mahler’s symphonies inside of her
    And the violins play the growing chaotic frenzy of all the swooshing-swaying postmodernism in his Balzac
    And now the trumpet plays the Great Charge of his postmodernism spurting everywhere
    And the harp plays the man & woman floating up into the clouds together

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    Blubba Blabber Blipper
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A big statue of a naked Greek God towering above me
    Is giving a blow job to all the space aliens in heaven
    That’s when Mickey Mouse floats down from His throne in the clouds
    And now Mickey Mouse & all the ancient Greek gods are dancing around the big American Hamburger God Ronald McDonald
    Then the ancient Greek gods go smoke crack somewhere
    And Mickey Mouse & Ronald McDonald are now dancing a homoerotic ballet dance together
    They both look so good in those white tights!
    And Ronald McDonald & Mickey Mouse then fly off to ancient Rome on a flying chariot of reindeer driven by Santa
    And then Ronald McDonald & Mickey Mouse get married in a wedding ceremony presided over by the Satanic priest Julius Caesar
    But then the USA invades the ancient Roman Empire because of Julius Caesar’s marriage to the terrorist Osama bin Laden
    So Julius Caesar, Osama bin Laden, Mickey Mouse, & Ronald McDonald all sail on the Mayflower to Mars with the pilgrims
    And everybody enjoys happy booty hole ever after

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    The Honorable Chlamydia M. Herpes for President!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Vincent van Gogh & a prostitute are having sex inside a giant ear
    That’s flying through outer space
    Then God catches the ear and starts eating it
    But then a space minnow ate God
    And after that everybody got chlamydia and lived happily ever after

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    Dandelions Growing All Over the Universe
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Millions & millions of the readers’ heads are bouncing & bouncing on the moon
    And all the millions of readers’ heads are singing & singing love poems
    To all the big Dick grasshoppers hopping from planet to planet
    In a universe made out of the reader’s splattered brains

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    Don Quixote Sucking Wolf Larsen’s Dick
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So I’m riding into town on a four-legged penis
    And all the fair maidens in town open up their legs to me
    And the fair maidens reach into their vaginas and pull out phrases of poetry miles & miles long
    And the next thing the reader knows he’s entangled in miles & miles of poetry
    And now I’m riding away on my four-legged penis
    As the reader pleads with me to entangle him from all the miles & miles of poetry
    And then the sun & moon in the sky begin laughing

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    3 Days Sober
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re waltzing through the fires of a thousand vaginas
    When suddenly an avalanche of giant testicles comes falling down the mountain
    So you’re running for your life through a forest of giant pubic hairs
    Trying frantically to escape from all the giant testicles falling & crashing all around you
    But then you’re eaten by the end of the poem

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    Oh Guillotine! I Love You! Please Come Back!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Washington DC & Wall Street are the biggest whorehouses on the planet!
    The two political parties of liberal gobbledygook & conservative gobbledygook
    Are two Looney Tunes sects of crazies with their fingers on the atomic button
    The white & black politicians compete with each other to see which can **** more endless diarrhea
    Out of those toilets in their faces
    And the female politicians with their strap-ons
    Ain’t no different than the male politicians
    And every bourgeois pig has two hands
    With a Democratic puppet on one hand
    And a Republican puppet on the other

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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