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    Her Voice is Strawberry with Nipples
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re running through a field of sculptures & poems & musical notes growing everywhere
    The plants & flowers & trees are all singing with a sexual spring exploding everywhere
    Then you walk into an opera house where gods & demons
    Are all singing with centuries of delicious sex
    Then your right hand & your penis create the beginning and the ending of the world together

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    The Wolf & Little Miss Red Robin Hood
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The millions & zillions of opera singers in my balls
    Want to sing you a most beautiful flood of music!
    In this forest of phrases of poetry surrounding us
    Our naked bodies will sing a most beautiful duet together
    And the masterpiece of art swelling in your tummy afterwards
    Will fill your life full of love

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    South Side Poet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I punch the Chicago skyline with my fist
    And the Chicago skyline crashes down
    And then I pull out my Dick Cheney
    And I pee all over everybody in the universe as the space aliens beg for more
    Suddenly, fish begin jumping & frolicking in all the seas of Wolf Larsen’s pee on planets everywhere
    Then I take a **** on stage at the Metropolitan Opera House
    And the audience gives me a standing ovation and yells out “Encore!”
    And that’s when I spit my poetry into the faces of the audience
    And I walk offstage into the big wet vagina at the end of the poem

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    Naked Words with My Tongue Sauce
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Because the tidal wave of cum splashing to the new world is wonderful!
    So many different languages inside of our Balzacs!
    Imagine a pornographic movie directed by the sculptor Henry Moore!
    Imagine erection-skyscrapers writing poetry all over the passing wet sky!
    I’ve got the seeds of poetry growing in the two oceans down below!
    Soon our naked bodies will be creating poetry together in the big orgy poetry reading!

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    Coughing and Coughing…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It was too many insanities pretending to be sanites
    It was too much tomorrow in our yesterday, and vice versa
    Yes, I’m ****ing Shakespeare up the *** again!
    But all the sailboats in our Balzacs want to go sailing up the big postmodern sea
    To a huge sun calling up to all the swimming Poets
    Am I a homeless Roman Emperor or what?

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    Blue & Yellow Poem
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s a poem with bullet holes all over it
    It’s a poem with Art Nouveau façades & doorways
    It’s a poem of miles & miles of marijuana growing everywhere
    It’s a poem with thousands of voices screaming poetry 24 hours a day
    It’s a poem with a silent dying whisper

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    Opera in the Park
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Two men in the bushes are creating an erotic sculpture together
    One sings in a deep voice that creates the blue sky
    The other sings in a higher voice that creates flowers growing on all the planets
    Then asteroids & comets begin shooting across the sky
    And all the angels in heaven sleep naked together under the stars

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Poets are Painters, & Vice versa
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I paint Matisse all over the walls & ceilings of our living rooms
    In words
    And we sit on our Art Nouveau thrones
    As we talk to each other across the universe
    We open our mouths and collages of sculpture & painting & opera all dance together in one voice
    After we have conquered all the planets

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    The Poet Laureate of Harold’s Chicken Shack
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I run naked through the downtown crowds with my sword drawn
    As I scream out my poetry to the gods in everyone’s testicles
    Then I run up to the statue of a man on a horse and proclaim myself to be the greatest God of Words in all the universe!
    And I chop the man off the horse and I mount the horse
    As I demand that the pigeons honor me by ****ting their Nobel Prizes for Literature all over me
    And when the police come I serenade them with an obscene opera of poetry
    Before I am honored with a hail of bullets and fall to my death

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    A Bouquet of Flowers
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I sing you a luscious sunset dripping all over you
    And the violins play my smile creating a garden of Eden growing all around you
    Then the harp plays my kisses lifting you up into the air
    And now the timpani drums are playing the wild animals inside of us
    I sing you an Art Deco skyscraper
    While the flute plays your valley of wildflowers opening up to poetry
    And together we create a symphony of wonder
    And the spring rains are about to come any moment
    And soon a happy tree of singing birds begins growing inside of you

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    The Sun Dripping the Devil’s Jism All Over Us
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Words are dripping out of the poems like paint
    And I paint still-lifes of derangement & chaos
    That swallow the viewer in tidal waves
    Of opera voices floating out of the mouths of the dead
    This poem is filled with gravestones

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    Just Starting on Weed & a Six Pack
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m not a penis because of the soup!
    You are my Eastern Bloc on fire!
    I love you as much as the rabbits love nuclear war!
    Let’s dance to rapid-rapid-round-and-round music!
    My penis! My penis! My penis!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    I Am in Your Balls?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We are only as crazy as each other
    We ate our way through the universe until we got here
    We jumped through the oceans and then went through several phases of cubism on land
    Before we became humans
    What will make us extinct?

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    The Big Bang Jumps Out of My Pen!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Up jumps in front of you
    Then you jumps in front of you
    And you and you are staring at each other
    Suddenly, the planet changes
    And verbs are eating everything alive
    Then a bird lands on your shoulder, and tells you it does not exist
    Then you become a bird
    And you fly away into this poem

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    Wednesday with Cherry Sauce All Over
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Once upon a time
    All the words rioted against the Poet
    So the Poet pulled out his Dick and urinated all over the English language
    Then a transvestite Idi Amin & the naked Roman army showed up
    And everybody lived happily ever after

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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