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    What is Real?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A face that does not exist
    Is talking to you
    From millions of places that didn’t exist a moment ago
    And suddenly thousands of people that don’t exist
    Are screaming at you from a past that doesn’t exist either

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    Deep Fake Poem - Now with Peanut Butter Crack-Cocaine Flavor!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    An 18 wheeler truck that doesn’t exist
    Is crashing into a poem that does exist
    And then phrases of poetry that don’t exist
    Are fighting phrases of poetry that do exist
    And 10,000 different faces of the American President are saying 10,000 different things
    And some of the American President faces exist but others don’t
    So, are the nuclear missiles cumming or not?
    And World War 3 both is and is not happening at the same time

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    Dog Eats Planet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    These giant insane trees growing out of everybody’s crotches can’t possibly exist!
    But the colorful birds on the branches singing beautiful erotic orgies do exist!
    But this planet I’m walking on can’t possibly exist!
    What about the giant mushroom cloud over there?
    Does that exist?

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    Nothing Exists! Everything Exists!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re walking on a planet that can’t possibly exist
    And are all these flying eyeballs spying on you?
    And does that guy over there exist?
    He keeps yelling George Orwellian poetry at all the penises running around!
    Wait a minute! That is George Orwell!

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    Art…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Art jumps out of the barrel of a gun
    And the gun shoots asteroids & comets through the desert of Salvador Dali’s mind
    And then Wolf Larsen aims the gun at General Franco
    And turns the brains of General Franco into a beautiful abstract canvas splattering everywhere

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    Only Cannibalism Can Save Us from Sanity!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Listen to the opera singers sing of endless pussy juices splashing from sea to shining sea!
    The opera singers sing an endless maze of poetry
    They sing endless phrases of poetry flying around each other
    Their voices **** the air with endless sensuality
    The blood of war flows off the stage and through the audience
    While the male & female voices copulate together
    And then we all clap and go home and wait for World War 3

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    Woo-hoo!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the yesterdays & tomorrows are crashing out of this poem
    And all of the thousands of lizards in your brains are eating this poem
    And your penis blasts off to 10,000 different planets
    Hey!
    I’m hi!
    How ‘bout you?

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    Dizzy Millions of Charlie Parkers Flying Around Us
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So we’re all walking through a giant forest of marijuana together
    And flying happy ladybugs are spurting Picasso’s spermatozoa all over us
    And then a river of Dostoyevsky flows through all our brains
    And the trumpet is playing inside our testicles
    And the 10 million madmen in all our testicles
    Are in love with your blue sky

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    In My Studio Apartment…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poetry is growing out of my walls
    Fertilized by the spermatozoa of music
    While the ceiling opens up
    Into an endless orgasm of Baroque-rococo art
    Spurting all the way to the heavens
    And now everyone in heaven
    Is pregnant from Wolf Larsen

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    The Wicked Witch of Larsenville
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    With evil books of sorcery piled all the way to the ceiling
    And endless dark words stewing in a giant pot on the fire
    And dead soldiers with evil spirits standing guard at the entrance
    Of the medieval torture chambers filled with the music of human screams
    Heard night & day
    The Poet’s Mother sits on a throne of castrated testicles
    Where she smiles like a jack-o’-lantern
    And serves her giant pet lizard human body parts
    In exquisite soups of human blood
    Served in a grand ballroom of dancing decomposing corpses hanging from the ceiling
    In that haunted apartment
    Somewhere in Satan’s oozing brains

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    November Sunlight in My Balls!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My poetry infects you with dancing sunlight
    And then you start dancing with poetry visions flying around you
    And the poetry in your brains & your balls dance together
    Then the Poet paints you in a delirium of words
    As you jump off the planet Earth
    And into outer space

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    A Gondola Floating Through a Love Canal in Venice
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The flute & piccolo are on a gondola traveling through a lovely maiden’s vagina
    Inside the lovely maiden’s vagina
    The violins are summoning up huge herpes mountains and luscious valleys of chlamydia
    And inside this lovely maiden’s vagina
    Sir George Solti is conducting the marvelous Symphony of Syphilis
    As all the dancing spermatozoa
    Inside the lovely maiden’s vagina
    Sing an exquisite chorus of cunnilingus together
    As the American President’s tongue unleashes the timpani drums of the female orgasm
    Flooding out of the lovely maiden’s vagina
    And all over the President’s face

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    Somewhere Else that’s Here
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    In a studio apartment inside your head
    Are 10,000 clones of somebody else
    All creating a new world with a poem
    That is being planted all over the planet
    By computers

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    Restaurant Review on Segregation City News
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Strawberry Cum-in Your-Face is the exquisite specialty
    Of Chef Insane & Alcoholic at the Bordello Bourgeois Restaurant
    In the trendy up-&-up rent neighborhood
    Of Liberal Blue State Pick-Your-Noseville
    On the White Side of Segregation City
    We give the restaurant five stars so
    Cum on down
    (and thanks for the white envelope with all the Benjamin Franklin Portraits)

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    An Opera-Painting of Your Wife
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The bass between my legs sings your wife a sensuous song of love
    While your wife’s nipples in her see-through négligée sing an aria of want & need together
    And Pavarotti sings Wolf Larsen walking up the red carpet to your wife waiting in bed
    And Paul Gauguin paints Wolf Larsen making your wife happy in sensuous dripping colors
    While Salvador Dali paints your right hand & writing instrument writing a poem together in a desert in Spain

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