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    Flute Concerto for Marie Antoinette’s Bosom
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The flute is flying passed 1,000 blue skies
    While the harpsichord is skipping through hundreds of whorehouses
    Before it reaches the stoplight
    And now the oboe is playing all the orgies of Versailles
    And then the saxophone bashes through everything and laughs
    As the guillotine blade comes down

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    Henry Moore & Larry Flynt Kissing Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A Henry Moore sculpture is ****ing a playboy centerfold
    And human flesh & poetry are dancing & dancing together
    While 10,000 erections are sticking out of this poem
    And the Poet is painting pink & black skin with words
    And all the dirty vulgar words are screaming & screaming out of this poem
    While Mary of Nazareth smiles and takes her clothes off

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    Crickets Singing Songs for Dancing Store Manikins
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I sleep using the blue sky as my pillow
    The earth & the moon are my testicles
    And the black hole in the center of the universe is my booty hole
    You ate my Maxwell Street Polish Sausage a year ago
    With kisses as French fries
    I love you with all the madmen inside the earth & moon

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    Love is White & Creamy!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I will ejaculate the Atlantic & Pacific Oceans all over the faces of bliss!
    Ejaculate!
    The vultures in my mouth will devour all the planets of the solar system!
    Long live syphilis!
    I am every song of 10 million songs in every Balzac!
    Sing!
    Sing all the songs of our Balzacs!
    Penis!
    Now!
    Oh happiness to the blue elephants of our wet dreams!
    Fly!
    Fly blue elephants fly!

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    I Am The Grand ****ter!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For Myself!

    I **** my great poetry into the toilet bowl and all the birds happily sing around me!
    I piss my grand poetry upon a tree and all the flowers grow out of the ground in a splash of colors around me!
    I masturbate and all the symphony orchestras of the world join the rhythms of my right hand & great phallus in creating wonderful music!
    I am The Wolf of Larsen!
    I am a great Caligula of poetry!

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    Wolf Larsen the Transvestite Vampire of Transvestitevania
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    7 green leprechauns are carrying me on my golden toilet through the crowded streets
    And at the sight of the Grand Poet the people are all falling to their knees
    And all the people are singing out the Great Seven Words:
    “****! Piss! ****! ****! Cocksucker! Mother****er! & Tits!”
    And now the Nobel Prize Committee of Crackheads
    Are crowning me with a giant-neon-blinking-dildo on top of my head
    And throwing a million bucks at my feet!

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    Ding-dong-dippity-do-da-dee
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re riding on top of a Tyrannosaurus Rex
    Down a highway made out of bright colors & musical notes & beautiful words
    Along the way sensual sculptures are making love to each other
    And handsome eunuchs are flying around your head
    And all the handsome eunuchs are singing pop art paintings to you
    And you reach the end of the highway and see Wolf Larsen & the Roman Emperor dancing naked together
    Beneath a sky dripping with God’s cum

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    Exclamation

    Coltrane & Davis up-and-down on a Seesaw
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    He plays abstract expressionism out of his sax
    The other is playing rivers of heroin out of his trumpet
    They both are painting canvas after canvas of jazz
    As I sit here more drunk than all the everything flying around me
    After the nuclear war, will the world still be here tomorrow?

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    Ding! Ding! Ding!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Halloween jumps out of the vagina of Thanksgiving
    Thanksgiving explodes into endless spermatozoa
    Meanwhile, the United States of America is being invaded by billions of space alien penises
    Then the Devil’s Penis crashes out of the ground in Paris, France
    It stands even taller than the Eiffel Tower!
    Then scientists discover that the 9 planets of the solar system
    Are gigantic herpes sores inside of a space alien’s vagina known as the solar system
    Stay tuned to this channel for more herpes!

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    A Space Alien Playing the Clarinet
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The clarinet flies around millions of vaginas growing everywhere
    Then the clarinet dashes & skips & jumps across one solar system after another
    And now the clarinet is running thousands of years ahead
    And then the clarinet runs two thousand years back
    And the clarinet laughs around Jesus dying on the cross

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    We Aim Our Shotguns at the Setting Sun
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We’re all riding giant ladybugs through huge gothic nightmares
    We’re all eating huge eyeballs that are floating out of the radios
    Suddenly rainbows are crashing everywhere
    And our genitals start screaming at us night & day
    Our faces turn into masks
    And we don’t even recognize ourselves in the mirror
    That’s when we all turn into fish and swim away to other planets

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    Horn Concerto on LSD
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A giant strawberry on legs walks up to you
    And sings you a space alien opera
    Suddenly you become a giant testicle on two legs
    And you begin singing the Opera of Pornographic Movies to the space aliens
    Then the space aliens paint the universe into existence

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    My Tyrannosaurus Rex Ate the Title of this Poem
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A bunch of erotic sculptures are screaming poetry at me
    So I grab the Eiffel Tower and I **** the North American continent with it
    I grab the Empire State Building and I **** the European continent with that
    And then I ejaculate poetry for 40 days & 40 nights
    And I create the Atlantic Ocean with my poetry cum

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    Endless Canadian Geese Flying Out of a Trombone
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I pull out the Giant Pen between my legs
    And endless flocks of Canadian geese fly out of my Giant Pen
    And the Canadian geese fly through the swirling mass of rotating solar systems surrounding us
    And the Canadian geese fly into the vaginas & mouths & anuses of all the space aliens
    And now the bellies of all the space aliens begin swelling with the South Side of Chicago

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    A Trombone Concerto in an Insane Asylum
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The trombone starts creating monsters screaming everywhere
    The flute plays a most delicious cannibalism
    While the trombone plays circles of happy schizophrenia around & around the music
    The trumpet plays the sun growing larger & larger
    And the timpani drums play all the planets exploding

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