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    The Broadway Limited
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I grab all of Manhattan in my hands and I start eating Manhattan like a slice of pizza
    Then giant 100 story flowers start sprouting out of everybody’s heads
    And sitting on the flower petals are beautiful naked men & women
    All playing musical instruments
    In a sensual symphony dripping with love juices

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    Eating the Dandelions
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Phrases of poetry and giant penises are swirling around each other
    And the sky is filled with dancing verbs
    While the sun keeps crashing yellow music through everything
    Until the cats & dogs are all dancing on top of your grave

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    Wiping My *** with Autumn Leaves
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the giant penises holding up the sky
    Are ejaculating bright colors all over the universe
    While Plato is inside of my Balzac
    Giving a philosophy lesson to all the Dostoevsky characters there
    And then the Poet unzips the sky
    And lets endless laughing words fall all over the earth

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    Oooooooohhh…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The French horn plays a big female orgasm
    While the violins are playing tornado after tornado after tornado
    And that’s when the piccolo throws a butterfly out into the middle of a tornado
    And the flute dives down into the big pussy of hell
    And then the French horn plays your young face turning into an old face in the mirror

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    BOOM - dada - BOOM BOOM!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The African drums play the clouds dancing & dancing around the Earth
    The African drums play Cubist rhythms
    The African drums play the Gothic architecture spurting & splashing & crashing all over the Earth
    And with the drums the human race sings its shouts & cries for liberation from its capitalist masters
    The drums - ! - the drums - ! - the drums!

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    Concerto for Anal Sex
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We go through the air on flying cats
    And we land at the Symphony Hall of Fauvist Butt ****ing
    Where Attila the Hun being ****ed up the *** by Mickey Mouse
    Is conducting the Erotic Symphony of Nipples
    By Composer Hugh Hefner
    And now the entire human race is having an orgasm together
    And everything & everyone on the planet is dripping in joy

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    Tie Me Up, Please!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the words in this poem are moaning & moaning
    As all the words are whipping & whipping each other
    This poem is dripping & dripping in naked human flesh
    All the words twisting & squirming in ecstasy
    The words dancing & dancing with the sounds of whipping & whipping
    As a big tidal wave of orgasms are splashing out of this poem

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    Father Time on Speed
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So the pilgrims are parachuting naked out of their Mayflower Penis in the sky
    While jack-o’-lanterns with legs are running all over the earth
    And Santa Claus & Jesus Christ are flying around in a sleigh and ejaculating Christmas all over the world
    And then Old Man Time pulls Baby New Year out of his butt
    And now Abraham Lincoln & George Washington are eating Baby New Year over a romantic candlelight dinner
    To celebrate Valentine’s Day
    And then winter crashes into pieces
    As promiscuous spring ****s everyone
    And summer goes insane and winds up in a mental asylum
    So fall stages a coup d’état
    And now the pilgrims are…

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Let’s Invite Wolf Larsen Over for Dinner!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All I want is cannibalism 24 hours a day!
    All I want is beers & wolves & wild dogs ravaging through the streets and devouring everyone!
    Let’s paint canvases with splattering & dripping human blood!
    Let’s erect fornicating sculptures all over our public squares!
    Let’s knock down all the boring buildings!
    And erect new buildings in the shape of vaginas & breasts & nipples!
    Let’s paint all the buildings a fauvist bright lovefest of colors!
    Let’s create orgasms out of art and art out of orgasms!
    Let’s plow through the art & literary worlds with humongous penises!
    Let’s **** everything with art!

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    Wolf the Two-Legged Animal
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am Wolf
    I am the Great Gobbledygook
    I am the Minister of Masturbation
    I am the Saint of Syphilis
    My poetry of giant penises grows past the sky
    Even god worships Me!
    The songs of the Saint of Syphilis
    Are a delicious white warm gobbledygook of words
    That percolate & percolate in the Grand Kingdom of Poetry in my Balzac
    My Balzac is a Great Temple!
    And I am the Hero of Herpes!

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    Fishing in a Vagina for Fresh Salmon
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Baroque-rococo insanities begin jumping out of everyone’s mouths
    And now you’re walking through a flood of Baroque-rococo insanities splashing down both sides of the street
    While your erection crashes into the moon
    And all the Canadian geese begin singing opera to the flying squirrels
    As the sun hits you upside the head with the morning

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    Sid Vicious Sitting on God’s Throne
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Salvador Dali is singing punk-rock
    While the entire Roman army is dancing naked around him
    And all the airplanes are falling & crashing everywhere
    As the music ****s all the listeners up the ***
    And now all the armies of the world rip off their clothes
    And the big Anal Sex Immaculate Conception Ceremonies begin

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    Bubble Gum Bootie
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m eating poetry
    While 10,000 penises are squirming & squiggling all around me
    And the sun is shining a big yellow female orgasm across the solar system
    While I **** a bunch of skyscrapers out of my butt and create the famous Chicago skyline
    And Attila the Hun’s Army of Dancing Transvestites
    Are creating a bizarre-moving-painting-of-human-bodies
    All around me as
    I swallow the entire Milky Way Galaxy
    And now I’m hugging the universe

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    Wolf Larsen Wins the Noble Prize of Butt-****ing
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    10 million mes are jumping out of me
    And all the 10 million mes are devouring the sunlight
    While the rivers of joy are splashing & flowing wherever you look
    And erotic planets of endless nipples
    Begin floating out of this poem
    And up into your eyes

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    My Magical Music
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Poet’s tongue reaches to the Great Vagina in the center of the Universe
    And while 10,000 suns shine through the delicious bellybutton of the Goddess of the Universe
    The Poet’s tongue plays classical guitar with the Great Vagina
    And then billions of solar systems splash out of the Great Vagina

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    P.S. As the Poet’s Magical Tongue helped create all the solar systems of the universe, please award Me the Nobel Prize for Cunnilingus.
    Thank you
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