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    Need a Million New Words
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    For Arnold Schoenberg

    You’re flying around a chorus of spermatozoa
    With thousands of giant collages growing out of everything around you
    Huge paintings larger than anyone’s imagination
    Are being splashed together with colors that exist only in other languages
    Languages spoken only on other planets
    And you’re trapped inside the box of the English language
    Only a sledgehammer can save you

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    The Happiness of Blood
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everyone begins smearing themselves in the blood of the human sacrifices
    As the blood rushes down the crosses & electric chairs
    And all the cities fall out of the heavens
    As oceans of human screams drown the world
    And now the worldwide orgies begin

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    Michelangelo’s David Sucking Me Off
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The two trumpets play half the human race devouring the other half
    And then I take out my switchblade knife
    And I carve up all the world cities into neon-crazy-sculptures
    And the two trumpets become incestuous twins making love to each other
    While the singer’s voice is so seductive
    That all the space aliens of the universe begin masturbating to the beat-of-the-music
    And this last phrase is me urinating all over the presidential elections

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    An Animal that Writes Poetry
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m Wolf
    An ex-dockworker
    With a bastard-******* cumming-a-lot from City College
    Growing up I punched endless phrases of poetry into endless faces
    With my fists I turned men’s faces into Cubist sculptures
    And my thick pen has created the poetry of immaculate conception inside of hundreds of women
    Perhaps some of you used to live in the cradle of human civilization inside my Balzac
    Your eyes are blessed with my words

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    My Tongue in Your Secret Place
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All I want is all of humanity dancing to my poetry
    All I want is to carve my poetry into all the planets of the universe
    All I want is to carve my poetry all over God’s skin
    All I want is to spurt my warm words into your womb
    While your husband watches and plays his poetry with his little pen

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    How Poetry is Born
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The naked Poets squat over the earth and **** the seeds of poetry everywhere
    And then the fields of poetry grow for miles & miles across the fertile earth
    Until giant vibrating machines cum to harvest all the poetry
    Which gives all the women orgasms that splash across the fields of poetry
    Adding that extra flavor to the poetry
    And then the words of poetry percolate & swirl & jumble in the huge poetry vats
    Inside the Poetry Temples
    Where everyone welcomes the poetry with their naked bodies in the Poetry Rituals of Immaculate Conception

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Park Bench With a View of the Planet Earth
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A bird sings the giant mushroom clouds to you
    While fall grows around the bird like some red-&-brown disease
    Meanwhile all the huge herpes sores in the ground are swallowing up all the people
    While endless clones of Pavarotti jump out of all our penises & vaginas
    And the endless Pavarotti clones sing the eulogy of the human race

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Invent the Unthinkable
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Symphonies made out of jumping musical notes & flying buildings & tumbling skies
    Paintings breathing with angry paint & smiling splashing spermatozoa & colorful verbs
    Sculptures dancing with curving nouns & talking adjectives & Cubist screams
    Modern Dancers painting phrases of poetry with the movements of their bodies
    Dancing bodies on stage creating beautiful words that don’t exist yet
    And Poets that write poetry with sledgehammers

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Blanger - blup?
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A man with 2 Statue of Libertys sticking out of his chest
    Shows me the subway tunnel of a vagina between his two legs
    So I jump into his subway tunnel
    And I find myself walking through a field of talking strawberries
    With a sky of delicious blueberry planets overhead
    So I eat the poem

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    Bluugom Empphhh!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    George Washington gets on his knees and grabs John F. Kennedy’s Eiffel Tower
    And now George Washington’s mouth is singing a Fernand Leger painting to John F. Kennedy’s Eiffel Tower
    And Jackson Pollock pulls out his paintbrush and starts spurting Abstract Expressionism all over George Washington & John F. Kennedy
    As George Washington & John F. Kennedy create a Cubist sculpture together
    And all the Artists pull out their paintbrushes and start spurting bright exotic colors all over the world
    And now the entire world is a fauvist painting

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    Biiiiiing! AAAAppph! RRRRRR!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I start grabbing tornadoes out of my mind and throwing them all over the North American landscape
    I pull out my penis and with my penis I start attacking all the skyscrapers of the Chicago skyline
    I scream a tidal wave of destruction across the universe
    Then I laugh endless paintings splashing out of my mouth
    While I urinate Gothic architecture all over the world

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    Doodle - Blap!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You watch as millions of Salvador Dali faces are oozing & oozing down the sky
    Then the sky splits in half and a naked Jesus Christ on a Harley motorcycle
    Zoooooms down out of the sky
    And the naked Jesus Christ is farting out mushroom clouds
    All over as he zooooms around & around the earth
    And everybody begins screaming & screaming as they all flow up into God’s anus in heaven
    And now the cockroaches & ants smile as they dance the minuet together around & around the earth

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    Bug’s Brains! Bug’s Brains! Bug’s Brains!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Bugs are eating the sky
    While the phrases of poetry are jumping all about
    And the sidewalks are all diving out of all the bugs’ brains
    Bugs’ brains! Bugs’ brains! Bugs’ brains!
    While the railroad trains railroad trains railroad trains roll through the phrases of poetry
    Which crawl over the skin of the reader

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    Poem & an interview

    Concerto for Piccolo
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The Piccolo creates a sculpture right in front of you
    While the violins go searching in all directions for delicious insanities
    Then all the classical sculptures in Italy begin dancing to the tuba
    While the harp touches all of our naked bodies
    And then all the words go running off into everybody’s brains

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 11-08-2020 at 07:15 PM.
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    The Electoral College of Crack Heads
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    President George Washington is smoking crack with all the members of Congress
    While God pulls all the cities of the world out of his butt
    And God throws all the cities of the world into your imagination
    Where all the cities grow into urban collages & symphonies bashing-and-bashing into each other
    Until all the solar systems of the universe start bleeding out of your body

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    Last edited by WolfLarsen; 11-09-2020 at 07:21 AM.
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