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    Mooning The Audience at a Poetry Reading
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Winter & Spring dance and jump around each other
    And night & day are crashing and crashing into each other around-&-around the earth
    While millions & millions of Mozarts fornicate and write symphonies in all the whorehouses of the world
    And the spermatozoa from all the millions of Mozarts flies around and around the earth
    And Mozart’s spermatozoa becomes musical notes & poetry & graffiti art flying around and around the world
    And then the winds carry all the words of the poem away

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    The Poem of Hunger
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Only Spartacus can save us
    Only a proletarian Napoleon can help us
    The hardhats must conquer the world
    Proletarian masses flowing through the streets with guns in their hands
    As the rebellious rank & file soldiers join us
    Working-class humanity of white & black & brown skin will flow through everything
    And our speeches will flood all the ears with happiness
    Jobs for all and poverty for none
    Good union wages for everybody
    And the bourgeois pigs going around & around all the rotisseries of the world
    Make our mouths salivate
    With the taste of liberation

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Mozart! Penis! Now!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m attacking the universe with a baseball bat
    And music is pouring out of the universe everywhere
    Waves and floods of the music are splashing through the streets
    And we’re all rowing huge penises through the waves and floods of music
    And now all the space cowboys are jumping out of the huge vaginas in the sky
    And the space cowboys sing Frank Lloyd Wright turning the poem into a house

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    Art Nouveau Grave Stones
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I stick my 10,000 tongues up your pussy hole
    As we waltz through cubist pornography & impressionist pornography & fauvist pornography
    And Richard Strauss Sr & Richard Strauss Jr waltz around and around each other
    In a spinning tornado of musical notes
    That flies around and around the audience
    Before the timpani drums crashes all the solar systems to pieces
    And all the solar systems of the universe comes falling down on the audience

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    Ronald McDonald Singing from the Roman Forum
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My tongue in your pussy for 1,000 years!
    Giant buttholes of opera singers singing the Roman Empire to us!
    I want my McDonald’s hamburger to be made out of Pavarotti’s corpse!
    Everybody charge!
    Let’s charge into the symphony of her pussy!
    We spermatozoa will swim across the Atlantic Ocean
    Until we reach Albert Einstein’s mind
    And there we will become sunflowers in the Greek sun

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    A Blue Everything
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A tidal wave of India is splashing all around you
    As you split your stomach open
    And pull out one solar system after another out of your guts
    Somebody else is devouring all the symphonies & paintings & poetry he can eat
    While the symphony orchestra plays rockets & musical notes & laughter crashing through everything
    And then your right hand & your penis walk through the forest together
    As the poem falls asleep

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    The Italian Renaissance Discovers Elvis Presley
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All of our giant penises are growing in Art Nouveau forests
    Where naked gay men dance under huge dandelions
    And all the giant penises sing operatic arias
    As black she-male dancers
    Do the Elvis Presley with Tchaikovsky
    With a chorus of 100 singing anuses
    Under a moon made out of frozen verbs

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    Exclamation

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    The Universe is Mine! It Belongs to Me!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I will chop off the heads of all the men on the planet
    And then I will stand on a mountain of human heads
    And proclaim myself the lover of all women
    The women shall worship My Paintbrush as a god
    My spermatozoa shall paint one canvas of immaculate conception after another
    And my descendants shall draw their swords and charge at all the solar systems of the universe
    And on top of mountains & mountains of dead space aliens
    My descendants shall make babies and more babies and more babies
    On planet after planet
    Until all the universe is my poetry

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

    The poems in this thread shall appear in a self-published book of poetry entitled: "Blonk! Boing! Bonkers!"

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