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    Sonata for Sex with a Stranger
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Your pussy tastes like cannibalism
    The flute is kissing down your thighs toward your feet
    And the violins are making the world go round & round
    And the trumpet is throwing kisses all over your face
    And now the saxophone stands up
    And the saxophone starts painting art in all the caves of the world
    And as the saxophone plays you’re dancing in fields of flowers
    As the tongue of the sun kisses you all over
    And now the drums play earthquakes
    As waves of rivers from the Female Orgasm Goddess begin bursting forth
    And now you’re laying in the sun’s rays looking up at the blue sky
    And the happy words of clouds are flowing above in joy

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    The Statue of Liberty Sitting on Wolf Larsen’s Face
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I grab a chainsaw and I cut up the Italian Renaissance
    Into a postmOdern-poRnOgraPhic-sCuLptuRe
    And then I parade the Italian Renaissance through the trailer parks of America
    And then everybody in the trailer parks of America ****s the Italian Renaissance up the ***
    As the Demopublican & Republicrat politicians of America make speeches as they stand inside of big boiling pots
    And then all the American people say grace and praise Satan
    As they sit down to a delicious bipartisan dinner of Demopublicans & Republicrats

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    Hi! I’m an Orangutan! I mean Homo Sapiens!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Splashing down Mount Everest
    Is the female orgasm
    And in the spring
    Symphonies & poetry grows
    All over the city
    And then the man’s Spermatozoa
    Creates the Big Bang!
    Which grows inside the galaxy of your mama’s tummy
    Until the symphony 9 months later

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    Poetry is Insanity, Insanity is Poetry
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I stack millions of brains on top of each other to create the poem
    I **** the poem with thousands of languages
    The words dance out of the poem and into your brains and out of your ears and up into the sky
    Then everybody’s thoughts fly up past the sky and into the universe
    We all jump from the floating scrotum called the planet Earth
    And into the big orgy of poetry

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    Another Winter of Death Painting Everything Black
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was writing poetry with too many heads
    And now each line of poetry is thousands of hearts beating
    And the cold winds are carrying my death everywhere
    And endless doors are opening & closing in each poem
    And all the doors lead into other else’s imagination
    And now wave after wave of memories of millions of people are drowning you
    So you grab ahold of the sky
    And you pull yourself up into heaven
    Where God is waiting for you with his humongous Boner

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    She Sings Hundreds of Colors Splashing All Over a Canvas
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Thousands of tongues & vaginas are singing an opera together
    While all the skyscrapers are ****ing an apocalypse into the sky
    And while all our heads float up past the sky into the universe
    Birds fly all around our heads and sing us poetry
    And more poetry drips out of all the paintings
    And more poetry drips out of all the music
    As the AI robots dance all over the earth
    Celebrating our extinction

    Copyright 20921 by Wolf Larsen

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    Wolf & Satan Passionately Kissing
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Satan and I are making love
    In the Garden of Eden
    And God comes up playing his penis like a saxophone
    And his saxophone like a penis
    And the naked Virgin Mary is standing above Satan & I making love
    And she’s singing operatic arias
    And Satan is singing the most sensuous tenor
    As I sodomize Satan with my beautiful thick pen
    And then my pen ejaculates the words of this poem into Satan
    As God ejaculates all the musical notes from his saxophone
    All over us
    Amen

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    Every Time They Open Their Mouths We Laugh & Laugh & Laugh
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Russians ain’t gentrifying us out of our neighborhoods
    Nor are they Chinese or Koreans
    Rich whites driving Porsche Cayennes telling us poor whites how “privileged” we are
    The rich whites whitewash the history of a black man lynched every day when the Democrats ran the South
    And whenever a rich white liberal sneezes the "militant" black nationalists look concerned and ask: “We sick boss?”
    (Donations you’ve got lots of friends)
    And here in the North I live in super-segregated Blue State Chicago
    The more these Porsche Cayenne driving animal-rights crusading holier-than-thou donkey-voting clowns
    Open those holes in their faces
    The more I laugh
    Rich donkey or rich elephant?
    I laugh & laugh & laugh at all of them

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Wolf Larsen ****ing the Roman Empire Up the ***
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m playing music with the 10 million skyscrapers inside your head
    And Tchaikovsky is inside your Balzac conducting all your spermatozoa
    Into a beautiful waltz
    While the music falls like waterfalls
    Into everybody’s heads
    And as the Roman emperors all wait in line to give Tchaikovsky & Wolf Larsen blow jobs
    Tchaikovsky & Wolf Larsen are smiling at each other
    As Nero blows Tchaikovsky
    And Caligula blows Wolf
    And now Tchaikovsky & Wolf are ejaculating their music & poetry everywhere
    And the universe is pregnant!
    9 months from now God will be born

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    Somewhere I Shoved the Segue Up My Own ***
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Factories were growing out of Claude Debussy’s head
    Then a sex robot kicked Claude Debussy in the nuts
    And Claude Debussy vomited the night sky all over us in the most beautiful musical notes you’ve ever seen
    So me, the sex robot, & Caligula chopped up Claude Debussy and ate him
    Later the orchestra was ****ting Claude Debussy’s notes all over the audience
    That even a subway rat high on booty-booty-nipple-nipple could love

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    Little Itty-Bitty Dragons Flying All Around Me
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The English language has an orgasm whenever I pick up my pen
    English loves for me to pee all over it
    I take a **** at the doorstep of English
    And Shakespeare loves me and sucks my Dick for it
    My Québecois ancestors are the ones that gave the guns to the Indians to shoot the English
    And this entire poem smiles at the thought of that

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    I Am Wolf
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m the greatest psycho killer Poet
    Who has ever jumped out of a *****’s pussy
    I stick my Dick-paintbrush into the big pussy of the canvas
    And I create all the art of God’s testicles spurting out into the universe
    My sword yearns to slash its poetry through all men
    And My Penis crashes through everything
    My Penis crashes through all the cities & planets & solar systems of your pussy
    500 pussy holes have known the great John Coltrane of My Penis
    My Penis sings like a thousand roosters
    And my scowling eyes turn men into puddles of flesh
    All the universe yearns to be dripping in my spermatozoa
    My sperm swimming towards the sun inside of you
    Is the answer to everything

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    A Hundred Belly Buttons For Everyone
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We’re all sex robots that jumped out of the Virgin Mary’s Vagina
    And now we’re all playing the Sex Robot Musical Concerto
    With our bellybuttons
    And now space aliens are all rollerskating in-&-out of the paintings
    The paintings that are being created by all the music
    All the music that’s flying out of all the planets
    Those two planets that are bouncing around down there
    Just under that spaceship you’re always playing with

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    Karroooo - Harrroooooo - Hiiiiiyyyaaa
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was ****ing your jokes
    With a penis I borrowed from somebody else
    Because my penis had too many diseases that day
    Afterwards you & I snorted Shakespeare & Milton & Chaucer up our noses
    As we drank a river of champagne
    That was pouring out of some whore’s cum-filled vagina
    And then giant waterfalls of colorful words
    Started pouring out of the Poet’s mouth
    As the night jumped out of God’s bootyhole
    And blanketed the sky with black

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    An Army of Julius Caesar & Steven Wright Clones Conquering All the Moons in Your Studio Apartment
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I ate the planet Earth with all the 20,000 mouths growing out of my face
    And then I was attacked by an army of bellybuttons
    So I hid inside the anus of Richard Nixon
    And then Richard Nixon turned into Woody Allen
    And now all the skies of other planets are filled with extraterrestrial buttholes
    That are all reciting this poem to you
    From outer space

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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