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    The Music Is Tornadoes & Sunsets
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All of our brains are on fire
    As we swim around our fathers’ Balzacs searching for the meaning of life
    Because the universe is a great big wet pussy
    So why not eat the 4-legged space aliens that go “woof! woof”?
    And invite a stranger into your wife’s bed?
    And now millions of Pablo Picassos are all swimming in your wife’s vagina
    And swimming & swimming towards billions of suns in the universe

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    I Am Symphonies
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I write poetry with brass knuckles
    All my flying words are bullets
    All my illegitimate children cry out my poetry when they’re born
    I laugh while I filet men & fish alike
    But I prefer to eat fish & pussy
    I am a 2 legged Wolf
    I devour my enemies
    And I **** my enemies all over all the planets
    And flowers & poetry grow out of my ****
    And the flowers & poetry grow into symphonies
    All over the universe
    And now space aliens everywhere
    Dance to the symphonies
    Of Wolf

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    Q-Wolf (Introduction to a Theory)
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Humans are really extraterrestrial ballet dancers that eat music
    After eating music we **** poetry onto huge conveyors in poetry factories
    Then our brains are shipped to different planets via flying shoes
    And this causes the spermatozoa to swim around in our balls
    Then every Wednesday, a new President of the Holy Order of Diarrhea
    Orders all the puppies of puppydom to become the delicious adjectives
    That make all the words at the end of this poem drool & drool
    With all of the colors of the rainbow

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    Do Penis to the Music
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The music jumps you from here to there
    The music runs tornadoes around & around you
    So you kiss all the tornadoes that ever happened
    As a thousand chicks with dicks come home with you
    And the rolling-rolling-rolling assembly lines all sing your songs
    As you jump back from there to here
    Do you have enough hellos?

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    Smiles & Death & Cherries
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I dig into the earth and I throw a thousand corpses into the poem
    Then I murder you all with words
    And happy rainbows shoot out of all your corpses
    Then I devour all your corpses as Charlie Chaplin & Josephine Baker dance around me
    And now Josephine Baker & I procreate a bunch of Art Nouveau together
    And as we **** like a Vietnam War together next to your corpse
    You sing us a Star-Spangled Banner of herpes happiness

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    Symphony No. 1 with Bullets
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Brahms & Beethoven are flying & flying around each other
    And the tornadoes fly out of the music and attack the universe
    And a million transvestite space aliens running for President of the USA
    Are dancing & dancing to Elvis Presley playing Russian roulette with Igor Stravinsky
    As Wassily Kandinsky & Arnold Schonberg paint a symphony of fauvist colors together
    And all the birds go insane with color & music
    And crash into the ending of the poem

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    10,000 Violins Playing Insomnia
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the torpedoes are shooting out of this poem
    All the insomniacs begin beating & beating on the night sky
    Then all the insomniacs begin pulling their brains out of their heads
    And splattering their brains on the pavement
    As they’re screaming paintings at each other
    Then the sky crashes into Cubist pieces
    And the Poet picks all the pieces of the sky off the ground
    And creates a mammoth Cubist sculpture with it
    And now all the insomniacs are vomiting the ending of the poem all over you

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Religion of the Poet’s Penis
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The grandiose temples built in homage to the Poet’s Penis
    Stretch across the world in an architectural orgasm
    That blesses the two universes of eyes in our heads
    With a beauty that only the space aliens can understand
    Because Wolf Larsen is a space alien
    And His words that jump & play & dance from poetry to symphonies to poems
    Are made out of the Great Poet’s Spermatozoa
    Which is why Wolf Larsen’s testicles have been declared a world heritage site

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    Playing Russian Roulette With a Robot
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The robots are together digging our mass graves
    The mass graves where the human race shall sleep forever
    Including our children
    Artificial intelligence is a giant hand that will strangle each & every one of us
    Artificial intelligence is an execution squad
    That will line the entire human race against the wall
    The more power we give this artificial intelligence
    The more we are putting a loaded gun to our heads
    Imagine all the billions of people on this planet
    Simultaneously putting a gun to their own heads
    And pulling the trigger

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Portrait of Anal Sex Love
    Painted by Wolf Larsen

    His booty hole is an entrance to an art heaven in the sky
    His eyes are like two planets revolving & revolving around each other
    That is, his eyes are two planets of billions & billions of naked people all fornicating & fornicating
    His smile is the medieval ages & the Italian Renaissance creating erotic art together
    I watch him with my lust drilling down the walls in bright reds & blues & yellows & pinks
    And right now, every Artist in the world is painting his face with all the happy colors in my balls

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    A Painter With Only Words
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I just want to create endless universes in the canvases of your minds
    I want to make your everything grow with endless you bursting inside of you
    I am a tidal wave of symphonies headed towards you
    I am all the tongues of the world inside the painting between your legs
    And so you throw open your legs to rock & classical & the Poet’s Spermatozoa
    Because you want the next generation of gods
    To be milking at your breasts while you’re frying eggs
    In front of the sunrise of poetry growing yet again
    In your tummy

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    I Inhale All the Readers Up My Nose!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We’re dancing like the mushroom clouds are already here
    We’re dancing like artificial intelligence has already conquered us
    We’re dancing inside of some canvas being painted by the Poet
    Because all you readers were swimming in the Poet’s maze of spermatozoa
    9 months before all the canvases of the world
    Were painted with the Poet’s colorful spermatozoa

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    I Am a Jewish Carpenter of Words
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First I start chopping & cutting & shaping the words with a chainsaw
    Then I tie the words to the stars with some rope
    Then I attach an outboard motor to one of the stars
    And I start moving the stars & the words down the Chicago River
    Until we reach Paris
    Where I sprinkle Impressionism all over the poem

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    The Heavenly Palace of Happiness
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    In a glorious whorehouse in heaven
    Gothic penises & pussies decorate the walls with heavenly joy
    And Michelangelo is painting the ceiling with the delights of the flesh
    And beautiful naked Poets sing the joys of immaculate conception
    While the women of all races are breathing statues of beauty
    And the beds are made of flowers
    And the musicians play decadent symphonies of moans
    As the naked bodies create a moving mosaic of flesh
    In the Palace of Happiness
    In Heaven

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    My Penis is Laughing
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Only the gods in our Balzacs can understand Wolf Larsen’s poetry
    Only our rising erections can understand the meaning of life
    Only our feet up the asses of the capitalist politicians will bring world peace
    Her voice creates a phrase of poetry that sings our happiness into the sky
    Her giant vagina speaking to us from the clouds
    Is the sweetness of the female orgasm upon our lips
    And when she swallows the Dadaist collages from our Balzacs
    All the transvestite Attila the Huns in our heads
    Will jump out of our ears
    And conquer the earth & the heavens for all the penguins in Antarctica

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