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    Sonata for a Pretty Lady’s Belly Button
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The flute is always playing nipples
    And the clarinet is always playing bellybuttons
    It takes an entire Symphony Orchestra to play a vagina
    And whenever the harpsichord plays
    Orgies erupt all over the world
    And the saxophone is playing giant penis machines blaring all over the universe
    The double bass plays one large container ship after another sailing out of a vagina
    Meanwhile, the conductor is writing poetry in the air with his baton
    The Poet Wolf is in the audience playing with his own baton

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    His Voice is a Beautiful Painting
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    One beer is the piss of God!
    Another beer is the piss of the Devil!
    Another beer is the piss of Michelangelo!
    Please, let God, the Devil, & Michelangelo piss on us from heaven!
    Because beer is like cumming your art all over the world
    And walking along and watching your art grow into words everywhere
    I’m digging into the brains of all the planets
    To find my words
    The words that jump all around you
    And smile a thousand sunshines in your direction
    A rainforest of marijuana is growing out of the seas of beer
    There’s that soft sweet hurricane too

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    December 31, 2020
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m flying to the moon on a beer with wings
    When I land on the moon thousands of mermaids are swimming all around me
    The sun in the sky is telling me it’s okay
    And suddenly everyone is pregnant with poetry
    And the Poetry God is crowned with piss & **** & human cum

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    Endless Windows into My Head
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I start screaming poetry at the farm animals
    I build castles of insanity on all the planets
    I construct cities of craziness on top of everybody’s heads
    And my hands erect phrases of poetry that orbit the planet Earth
    My penis creates new art movements inside the vaginas of endless women
    My children are poems
    The ending of this poem is a white gooey mass

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    The Castle of The Wolf
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    In my castle the orgies are forever
    In my castle the music sounds like screams
    And the rhythms of human bones being beaten against human skulls
    The faces in the paintings whisper poetry night & day
    The kitchen is filled with the carcasses of dogs & cats hanging from the ceilings
    The guards are ghosts from the Poet’s Balzac
    My reign lasts until the end of the poem

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    Everyone is Running From the Poem Screaming!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The literary movement of Wolf Larsenism is ejaculating out of penises everywhere!
    And the temples of Wolf Larsenism are built soaring up into the heavens!
    Where the Devil joyfully sodomizes the angels with Mahler!
    And the angels sing pornographic Dadaist procreations!
    Until the entire universe is a Dada-ist collage!
    That makes all the fish in your Balzac laugh & laugh!

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    The Chorus of Darkness
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The monks are singing of eternal loss
    God is dying
    All the angels are dying
    And heaven is cracking and collapsing
    A huge dark tidal wave will soon swallow the universe
    All the rivers & lakes & oceans are covered with dead fish
    All the animals are screaming
    The trees are all burning
    The crops have all failed
    And the human race is jumping off the ledge
    Into the abyss
    Of this poem

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    The Darkness Shall Last Forever
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All our brains are melting
    The planets are disappearing
    The sun has lost its hello
    And somebody has eaten the moon
    The music is all screams & crashing
    I am painting one canvas after another only with the color black
    The people were all eaten by a squirrel long ago
    Symphonies are only composed in insane asylums now
    All poetry is now being written inside of electrified barbed wired fences
    The sunshine was lost long ago
    And now this poem has stopped breathing

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Storm is Screaming
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the saints in heaven begin singing dark poetry
    Wild colorful flowers begin growing out of all the churches
    All the textile mills suddenly magically come back to life
    And the textile mills produce endless beautiful poetry flowing across the land
    The Québecois language grows like sensuous happy vines all over New England once again
    And suddenly everyone in heaven & hell begins crying

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    Uncle Sam Sucking My Dick While the Statue of Liberty Eats My ***
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The giant gargoyles are all flying in the upside down sky
    That’s falling below my feet
    And the giant gargoyles
    Are devouring all the tornadoes jumping out of my penis
    But suddenly my penis no longer belongs to me
    My penis has been confiscated by the landlord
    With the help of the Dixiecrat asses in ACAB uniforms
    But that was before the Republicrat elephants outlawed time as "immoral"
    So time no longer exists
    And all the vaginas are floating in the skies of other planets
    And the bourgeois pigs in the mud scream “Insurrection! Insurrection!”
    And watch us with the endless eyeballs & ears
    They’ve attached to everything everywhere

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    If the Mayor Don’t Like Me Peeing on a Tree Than She Can Open Her Mouth!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The elevator just asked me: “Are you having trouble making your monthly payment?”
    So I punched the elevator
    And now I’m walking around in a maze of screaming artificial intelligence voices
    With my brass knuckles doing lots of verbs to everything
    And now every day my two-legged gargoyle on roller skates
    Serves me the decapitated head of some bourgeois CEO of Artificial Intelligence Inc.
    It’s not as delicious as dog
    But it still makes me as happy as a squirrel getting his nut
    As he ejaculates “insurrection” all over the whorehouse on Capitol Hill

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen
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    10 Million Wolf Larsens Crawling All Over the President’s Pubic Hairs
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I run out into the street naked
    Screaming millions of gargoyles flying out of my mouth
    And then the street disappears
    And I’m floating around in some children’s painting
    And then the Chicago Police Department
    Pull out their guns and fill me full of abstract expressionism
    And now I’m in some children’s painting pissing abstract expressionism all over the Chicago Police Department
    So the Mayor calls in the National Guard
    But all the national guardsmen start laughing & laughing at the police dripping in abstract expressionism
    And then the national guardsmen get hungry
    And they eat the mayor & the police & the rich
    And then the national guardsmen have to take a ****
    Guess what happens next?

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    300 Million Americans All Ejaculating All Over the 3 Branches of Government!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    What do I care if the President is a skinny *** donkey or a fat elephant?
    I just want to piss my poetry all over Washington DC!
    What do I care if I live in a liberal or conservative police state?
    I just want to paint naked bodies all over the 3 branches of government!
    I want to paint naked bodies all over heaven & hell
    In all of the art styles ever invented
    And I want to ejaculate NEW art movements all over the faces of all the donkey asses & elephants as well
    So join me in ejaculating your art & poetry all over the faces
    Of all the donkey asses & elephants of America

    Copyright 2021 by Wolf Larsen

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    1970s Butt ****ing Joy on Capitol Hill
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m disco dancing with all the space aliens that jumped out of everybody’s balls
    Because Saturday night is dripping off of everything
    And all our venereal diseases want to have fun
    At that whorehouse on Capitol Hill
    Where all the donkeys & elephants in sexy lingerie
    Are making extraterrestrial communications with the Transvestite Founding Fathers of 1787
    And the Transvestite Founding Fathers are giving blow jobs to the Fortune 500 executives
    As the mountains of money
    And herpes
    Are traded
    At the Capitol Hill Whorehouse Jubilee

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    Please God, Ejaculate Your Happiness All Over Me
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to be so happy!
    I want to be as happy as a zebra flying around & around your head
    As a symphony orchestra plays your emotions jumping up & down
    Like 10,000 monkeys smoking crack on the moon together
    While the clouds of the blue sky
    Float out of the vagina in a painting
    Being created by the colors spurting out of my penis
    Because Mother Teresa won’t swallow
    When she blows me

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