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    Self Portrait in Marijuana Smoke
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My eyes are daggers into your minds
    I carve my words into your brains with joy
    My smile throws your clothes off in a second
    Words & bullets are dancing around you
    Whenever I walk by
    Open up your subway tunnel to me
    And my train be cummin’ choo-choo-chooin’ on in

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    Yummy You! Yummy Me!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So Wolf Larsen’s choo-choo-train is choo-choo-chooin’ through Mark Zuckerberg’s subway tunnel
    And happiness and sadness and anger are waltzing around each other
    To the music of gunshots and masturbations and poetry
    And then happiness & sadness & anger have a menage-a-trois
    As the music goes up & east & blue & orange
    And now the music becomes as delicious
    As my semen

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    Orange Dawn on a Black Canvas
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I kiss the sunlight
    I make love to the sun’s naked body
    And all the yellow of the sun’s naked body blesses me with symphonies
    Symphonies made out of giggling nipples
    Symphonies of strawberries & bananas & oranges
    Symphonies of spermatozoa splashing from all the concert halls of the world

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    Another Warm February Day
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    She sings the spring landing all over the earth
    Her voice is the sunshine
    Her pussy is the sun in the sky
    Her pubic hairs are my forests
    Which I walk through as I sing to all the happy naked people in the trees
    And her eyes are stars of drunkenness in the sky
    Her sexy feet play the harp
    As her belly button rises in the sky
    Like sunrises & sunsets of female orgasms splashing all over the earth

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    Fuppa Giggly Gong!

    The cannibalism tree is growing out of the music
    And the music & the poetry dance around each other
    As the earthquakes rearrange the world into a jigsaw puzzle
    And each instrument of the orchestra plays a different Cubist painting
    As the subway train flies from one flowery planet to another
    Until you drown in the Poet’s imagination

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    Sunday Afternoon, Church Crowd, Cheap Motel
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The piano notes & words dance with the rain together
    As the married couples (not to each other)
    Create Italian masterpieces in bed together
    Their naked bodies doing a Michelangelo-Picasso-Leger sculpture together
    And the symphonies & sculptures & paintings of immaculate conception
    Are being sung by the birds in the nearby trees
    As the seeds of “Glory Hallelujah” are planted in all the women’s solar systems
    To take home to their husbands this evening
    And operatic areas of “waaaaaaaaaaah!” 9 months from now
    The family values of “sssssssshhh!”

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    Klupity Fwooppee Boingg!!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The landscape keeps moving all about
    As you walk across nations & centuries & styles of music
    And on both sides of you
    The buildings dance from one century to the other
    And the faces are all staring at you with their collages of noses & mouths & eyes
    As your brains poor and ooze out of all the holes of your body
    And then the street disappears into your home
    Where you sit on rotting human corpses
    And recite your poetry to the goldfish

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    Delicious People!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I penised so many women
    Before I became a virgin
    From all that immaculate conception
    And now let’s eat the railroads of poetry phrases
    Highways of words splashing out of my penis
    And we erect endless tomorrows to topple the endless yesterdays
    As I ejaculate the human race into Shakespeare’s mouth
    And as Shakespeare swallows all my tenements & mushroom clouds & symphonies
    I beat my chest like the greatest caveman that has ever lived!

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    Tinder
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I turn the sun on 24 hours a day
    As the nuns & monks are disco dancing to immaculate conception
    As the sun & the moon dance together in her braless T-shirt
    As she walks hand-in-hand with Frankenstein from the movies
    To a love cave of a thousand orgasms
    Where she’ll let him fill her full of English literature over & over again
    Until they’re both laying there floating off into a blue sky together

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    Licking Bad English Off My Dick
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My penis is the sunshine!
    The sun in my head
    Is the greatest creator of yellow orgasm
    In all the universe!
    I Wolf Larsen is the god of everything blue & green & yellow & purple
    Splashing all over these canvases!
    Night & day of everything crashing on canvas after canvas...
    I am the Shakespeare of painting!
    I am the Picasso of symphonies!
    I am the Jackson Pollock of poetry!
    I am Wolf Larsen!
    I am the timpani drums pounding & pounding...
    I am the entire brass section ejaculating the ending of the poem all over you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonywalt View Post
    Love Coke Nose
    Oh, I get it, from the video, thank you!
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    Praise to All the Holy Butt ****ing in the Italian Renaissance
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    While I’m ****ing the nun my wife is sitting on her face
    While Igor Stravinsky paints the three of us in endless splashing colors of music
    Then God mounts the three of us with his three mighty paintbrushes
    And God splashes three different universes
    Of medieval Gregorian chants
    Up our booty holes

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    Warm Gooey Poetry
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You listen with your 10,000 ears
    You feel the words becoming your skin and your skin becoming the words
    You smell the adjectives and you **** the nouns and you snort all the verbs up your nose
    Your pen is the creator of the universe
    And when the women feel your warm poetry in the center of their universe
    Their husbands will get a beautiful present 9 months later

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    Me! Me! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    To begin the poem I castrate all the men on the planet
    Then I build Temples of Love on top of mountains of human skulls
    With the rivers of human blood I write my poetry & paint my paintings
    The women bathe naked in the rivers of spermatozoa flowing out of my paintbrush
    Waterfalls of my cum & words are now splashing all over the planet Earth

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