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    Exclamation Blonk!-Boing!-Bonkers OOOOHHH! Ding-Donging-Zonking Doopity-Doos! (Poetry!)

    Wolf Larsenís Crazy-Oh-My-God-WOW-Poems will now go into this thread!

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    The Fertile Poetry of Wolf Larsen
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I explode into millions of poems!
    And now thousands of Wolf Larsens are growing in all your minds!
    And suddenly all the lampposts & trees & skyscrapers of the world turn into the endless giant penises of Wolf Larsen growing out of the planet!
    And all winter long the poetry of Wolf Larsen is percolating & percolating around the planet...
    And when spring comes,
    Itís a giant explosion of fauvist words all over everyone & everything!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    For Karlheinz Stockhausen

    I put a plate of Wolf Larsenism in front of you
    And you start eating the body of Wolf Larsen but you canít stop eating and suddenly thousands of years have passed and youíre still eating more & more Wolf Larsen
    And then thereís a BIG BANG and you suddenly start ****ting endless planets & suns & moons out of your *******
    And so you start running for the Emergency Room of the Hospital
    But the street turns into a run-on sentence
    And now youíre swimming upstream through a run-on sentence
    Until youíre standing above you watching yourself being lowered into your grave

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Poet Creates Fall
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Poems everywhere are growing out of each other
    And endless fall colors are splashing all over the poems
    Leaves are falling from the forests that are growing out of our crotches
    And Halloween pumpkins are laughing & laughing at the political debates between the capitalist politicians
    I pull out my Dick and I urinate fall colors all over the world

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    Fall Colors Screaming at Me
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Phrases of poetry and different styles of architecture and the screams of humanity are all swirling around me
    As I walk from one universe into another
    As I walk from one poem into another
    And then I start running through the poem as daggers are flying around me
    And all the deranged madmen & madwomen of the Demopublican & Republicrat parties are chasing after me with their nuclear missiles growing out of their crotches
    As I scream out for the space aliens to save me

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    Advance permission is given to all to share and reproduce this poem, whether in physical or Internet form, as long as the poem is not edited, credit is given to the author, and the intent of such reproduction is not hostile.
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    New Wave Hard On
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m cooking 2 castrated penises over the fire
    Your eyeballs are being eaten by my cat
    Your millions of bellybuttons are singing rock-&-roll to the toads in the rainforest
    Your feet were swallowed by the land on another planet
    And now your brains are splattered all over this song,
    Do you love me?

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    Exclamation 2 poems

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    Two Dogs ****ing on Top of Godís Bald Head
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem beeps & vwoops & bwoops all over the place in a cyclone of noises
    And then the entire human race jumps out of the poem
    And all the space aliens jump into the poem
    And then the poem circles around you before it flies off into somebody elseís imagination


    A clacka - A clacka - A clacka
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The freight train runs through the splashing fall colors
    While the Canadian geese fly from one planet to another

    Both poems Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    All the Space Aliens Have Insomnia
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The intergalactic penis happiness arrives on the flying zucchinis
    Millions of puppies jump out of all the intergalactic penises and demand to be eaten
    Meanwhile, everyone is traveling to the other planets floating around in your catís imagination
    Then giant floating testicle monsters begin singing opera
    And all the singing makes all the doorbells go insane

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Let Your Growing Belly Sing!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let the Reign of Madness come and save us!
    And I am the King of Madness!
    Let my words sing their jism to you!
    Open your legs to thousands of years of insanity!
    Let millions of my opera singers sing their sins inside of you!
    Feel your womb grow with the Garden of Eden!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Monsters in My Head
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I grab the planet Earth and I rip it into pieces
    And then I create a great collage of Cubist architecture with the pieces of the earth
    I aim my ****-a-doodle-doo at the moon
    And I piss all over the moon
    And now the moon is covered with a yellow sea
    I grab the entire universe in my hands
    And I shove the entire universe into the toilet
    And then I flush

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    Somewhere Inside a Song
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Everything begins with the naked priests singing
    In giant cathedrals growing on top of all our heads
    And we’re all walking through outer space
    That’s splashing out of a sound painting
    Being created by a different species
    With millions & millions of minds swimming around in its testicles

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    Hallelujah to God’s Big Black Penis!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Another poem jumps out of God’s penis in heaven
    And all the pink flamingos growing out of our crotches
    Bow down before all of God’s creamy-white-words swimming down the sky
    And the angels in our Balzacs all sing “hallelujah! Hallelujah!”
    As millions of virgins on earth
    Get pregnant from all the immaculate conception

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Smile Two short poems

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    Gray, Gray, GrayÖ
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    Itís so dreary outside I feel like climbing inside my own anus and staying there forever
    I think Iíll bring a bottle of whiskey with me

    Home Sweet Home
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    Me & a thousand tornadoes and a couple of transvestites
    Were all living inside of my anus together
    When suddenly a giant penis from outer space invaded my anus
    So I summoned all the leprechauns of the Old Testament
    To defend my anus
    But the giant penis from outer space
    Ejaculated this poem into my anus
    And all the leprechauns transvestites & tornadoes in my anus
    Have been living happily ever after ever since

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    Smile

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    The Violin is Playing Her Tongue & Your Vagina Dancing Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The blue sky escapes from your vagina and surrounds the planet Earth
    And the stars above keep kissing & kissing your belly button
    As you sing your female orgasm all over the canvas and create a painting
    And you walk across the landscape of the painting
    Further and further into your imagination

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Fly, Fly, Fly Away…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m flying my beautiful magical penis through thousands of poems
    That are all dancing with Satan
    At the luscious sex-dripping Immaculate Conception Orgy in Hell
    Where huge vaginas the size of the universe
    Swallow all the flying beautiful magical penises
    Until the words are ejaculating out of this poem
    And impregnating the world

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Circle of Hallucinations
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Thousands of images are jumping out of this line of poetry
    And splashing all over the planet Earth
    And endless clones of Wolf Larsen are devouring all the imagery
    And now all the Wolf Larsen clones are ****ting rivers of words all over the page

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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