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    Bugs Swimming Around the Sky
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All my spermatozoa is swimming through the Louvre
    While I’m slicing the universe into a Cubist sculpture
    With my contagious Penis
    And of course now all the nuns of the convents of the Middle Ages
    Are pregnant with the symphonies in everybody’s balls
    So Beethoven is conducting a Symphony of a Hundred Construction Sites
    And all the Construction Workers are musicians
    Who create a universe of sounds
    With urban sculptures
    And musical buildings
    Across the landscape

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    Fresh Fish
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Mozart piano happiness is floating around all the fish
    Who are all swimming out of the supermarket and into one of Mozart’s piano sonatas
    And now all the fish are jumping in-&-out of the English alphabet
    And the alphabet is rolling along like an assembly line
    And all the animals are jumping out of the English alphabet
    While God with her big hairy pussy sits on Uncle Sam’s face

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    I Smoked a Bowl of You
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    There is a piano in your Balzac
    Being played by Liberace
    As he performs fellatio on the blue sky
    Fellatio is a verb swimming around in your brains
    As you build a mountain of nouns out of decapitated heads
    Because you work as a guillotine operator
    For the Martian Extraterrestrial Force of Surrealistic Orgasms
    Which protects a military base of nuclear weapons inside of a preposition
    What is a preposition?
    I don’t remember
    Because my brains have been infected by a computer virus
    That comes from all the sick space aliens in Julius Caesar’s balls

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    Dooba Ding Ding Ding
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You’re walking out of a collage of breasts & talking lips & spaceships
    And you walk straight into a sunrise made with other people’s dreams
    Somebody is playing a musical instrument made out of sexual organs
    Then somebody else pulls out a bunch of aircraft carriers & talking penises & question marks out of their brains
    You go as insane as 10,000 mental hospitals all talking Mozart melodies to each other
    And then your mother walks into the room
    And has a heart attack

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    Right Hand, Penis, Saturday Night
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I kiss you with musical notes
    And the musical notes create mountains & sunsets
    And happy sailboats are smiling across the sky
    As I put my penis in your mouth
    Because your sexy toes are my Picasso
    And the guitar dances the moon around the earth
    And the earth smiles like a great big orgasm
    As the tea kettle sings “I’m cumming! I’m cumming!”

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    Weekend Afternoon
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Strawberry ejaculations of pink & blue
    And trees of love growing out of our crotches
    Happy bouncing booties
    Nipples in the sunlight
    A sea of vaginas as far as the eye can see
    Orchestras of sexual genitalia
    Musical sex waves
    The poem waves its hand at you to say “hi!”
    And then the poem blows you
    And you ejaculate all your thoughts into the poem
    And you float around the moon
    As you sigh

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    Hop! Boom! Bleep! Bop!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The sky jumps up
    The universe jumps down
    All the planets are flying around you
    God smiles at you as he pulls out his penis-paintbrush and paints the world
    And then all the men in the prisons begin dancing in their jail cells
    As the walls of all the jail cells become orange & purple & blue & yellow & red
    And all the prisoners pull out their penises and ejaculate the music everywhere

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    I Am Everything! I Am Always! I Am My Own God!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I burn down every bridge behind me
    I take a wrecking ball and smash to pieces all that came before me
    I pull out my mighty pen and I ejaculate the hordes of Wolf all over the world
    I slash & cut my enemies
    And as they lay dying
    They watch me making happy with their women
    I defile their god with my semen
    I dress their sons in dresses
    And I make their sons dance the moon & the stars & the sun for me
    My sword is the final word
    I marry all their daughters in a pagan ceremony of joy
    And a year later 100 more Wolves are born

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    Drunken Words Falling Off the Page
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Mitch Hedberg is turning words into laughter
    And the laughter is growing out of the walls
    And all the inanimate objects of the world are laughing everywhere
    And the vaginas start laughing everywhere
    And all the penises are flying off into laughter & poems & daydreams
    And the daydreams are crashing into reality
    So reality flies off to a different year
    And everyone is jumping into each other’s heads looking for reality
    So the Poet eats all the reality
    And now billions of people are ****ting reality all over the planet

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    Blammer Whooppee Bing Bong!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I chop up my brains
    And I put them on a plate in front of you
    As you eat my brains your head suddenly becomes a humongous testicle
    Millions of Shakespeares are swimming around the humongous testicle of your head
    Suddenly your penis becomes the Mayflower sailing across the desert
    In one of Salvador Dali’s paintings
    Which is dripping out of the paintbrush
    Of Wolf Larsen’s Penis
    After Wolf has ****ed Dali’s wife
    And then Wolf takes out his gun
    And shoots a bullet through General Franco’s head

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    Eat Your Own Head
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Schizophrenia begins growing everywhere
    As words are shooting back & forth
    As all the mouths floating out of your computer screen
    Tell you lots of blue sky
    As you climb over mountains of human corpses
    On your way to the end of the poem

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    Fried Medieval Art With Pesto Sauce
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’ve been in some other universe
    Eating the poetry out of the booty holes of Jesus Christ, Pablo Neruda, & Picasso
    It tastes like your brains
    Which I fried last night with a bunch of spices & collages & operatic arias
    Sometimes your erect penis welcomes me to the land of the Wizard of Oz
    But we were space aliens back then

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    Everyone Dancing Around Mushroom Clouds
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I suddenly jump out of thousands of toilets
    While the poem screams in a 360° angle around you
    And the scream flies through everyone’s brains
    While the mushroom clouds dance out of the music
    And an ai virus hypnotizes the human race
    While the reader suddenly jumps out of thousands of toilets

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    A Warm February Day
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to fly off to French
    But I don’t know how
    And the flute & the alphabet are flowing & crashing & swimming together
    And the naked bodies of the flute & the alphabet are making love
    In a pink pond where
    A waterfall of happy nouns and verbs are falling
    And then the sun has an orgasm of words across the solar system
    And that’s when I take out my AK-47 and shoot the English language to pieces

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    The Eastern & Western Hemispheres Ejaculating All Over Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You circle around the universe
    Before you shoot through a million minds
    And everybody’s spermatozoa is swimming around you
    As the sky and the ground roll-and-roll around-and-around each other
    And then your penis shoots off into the sky
    And causes World War 3

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