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    Flute & Drum Playing Swiss Cheese Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    It’s space alien hieroglyphics swirling-&-flying around you
    It’s all the buildings jumping around you
    As you walk your dog through the Milky Way Galaxy
    Phrases of poetry are constantly jumping out of all the stars
    As all the space aliens make love around you
    And then the flute dances you back to earth

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    The Crazy Parade
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Skyscrapers are running around naked
    And people & dinosaurs & kangaroos are jumping out of the music
    And the music is bright colors & violent verbs & naughty nouns
    And the space aliens & sex robots are dancing to the music
    And God is making a pornographic movie with the Virgin Mary
    And God wins an Oscar Award for his studly performance
    And all the penguins in Antarctica are applauding & applauding

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    You’re Walking East & West At the Same Time
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Huge collages suddenly grow & grow everywhere you look
    And then the music crashes through all the collages
    And the music jumps through millions of pussies
    And the music becomes a maze of Byzantium art
    And the reader walks around in this maze of Byzantium phrases of poetry growing in all directions
    And then the reader chops himself in half
    And the reader walks East & West at the same time

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    Canvas of Dog & Human Blood, Feces, Cum, & Paint
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m not a liberal
    I’m not a conservative
    I’m a cannibal
    People taste as delicious as symphonies
    People are as delicious as sex
    People are as delicious as puppy
    (I lie, puppy is more delicious!)
    Even the puppy that ate the puppy with me agreed

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    Sunday Morning, Studio Apartment, Empty Beer Cans Everywhere
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I live in a universe made out of buildings
    Phrases of poetry are growing everywhere
    The space alien orgies inside our heads
    Are always singing a chorus of Italian Renaissance hamburgers
    To the endless dancing Ronald McDonald clones
    Parading down the street
    And into the big vagina at the end of the universe

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    Of Course I’m High!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The most beautiful temples of cannibalism
    Are growing on all the planets!
    Cannibalism is a delicious heaven waiting for us!
    Because cannibalism is a symphony!
    The Symphony of Cannibalism!
    The canvases of cannibalism, made with bodily fluids
    Are like a gastronomical cubism
    The culinary arts of cannibalism
    Are calling you!

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    The Happy is You
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    All the shoes in your apartment jump up and start dancing to the music
    The clarinet is splashing happy everywhere
    The violins are flying this way and that
    The ukulele is laughing and laughing
    And a poem smiles upon the reader

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    Fernand Leger Painting Words on a Page
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The semen of the saints washes us with beautiful sins
    And erotic murals of human flesh on building walls
    Is the music of paint & nudity & art
    Splashing all over the world
    And the fertile earth receives the art of flesh & nudity with open legs
    And now giant sculptures of nipples & booties & breasts are growing everywhere

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    The Italian Renaissance on the South Side of Chicago
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am the spawn of generations of evil on both sides of the Atlantic and beyond
    I am a French Jewish Irish Catholic Viking - yes!
    And I am still part pagan & Neanderthal!
    As part Neanderthal & part Homo sapiens I am two! I am not one!
    And I will castrate all the men on the planet on the night I proclaim Myself the New God
    My Sperm shall be the only word
    And your chopped up tongues & testicles with a baked potato is...
    Well, as delicious as a Picasso!
    You know why your dog is missing, don’t you?
    He was as delicious as the Italian Renaissance

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    Skyscrapers of Marijuana Growing Out of Bottles of Beer
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I be the most invisible mother****er you’ve ever seen!
    I eat art & literature out of all your booty holes!
    Picasso & I be having sex together in the Louvre & Musee d’Orsay & the public toilet
    And now the human race dances to Jackson Pollock as I ejaculate my poetry all over everybody’s naked bodies
    And we conquered them sheep****ers in 1066 and we thrust our sword straight into the testicles of England
    And we enjoyed it
    But we enjoyed even more ejaculating French into the wonderful universe of English wives & daughters

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    Our Penises Are Crashing into Earth from Outer Space & Now Volcanoes Are Erupting All Over the World!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So I’m walking inside your brains
    And you’re walking inside my brains
    We’re both sailing down a river of beer together
    It's a river of beer flowing through a forest of marijuana
    The music is an electrical guitar penis
    ****ing the world up the ***

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    Wolf Larsen Blowing Frosty the Snowman
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So I’m ejaculating a winter storm all over the North American continent
    And everybody’s ejaculating poetry all over the pages
    And God is ejaculating life all over the earth
    And God’s tits suddenly begin spewing rivers & waterfalls everywhere
    And God’s gay buttocks are dancing from Eastern to Western Hemisphere and back again
    And the winter storm is carrying away all the people & buildings & cars
    Into the big black song of outer space

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    Dinner with a Wolf
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The irresistible cannibalism of your smile
    All the eternal orgies of your happy hands
    And your eyes of jazz music
    With your one blue eye rolling around-&-around the Western Hemisphere
    And your brown eye looking out over the Eastern Hemisphere
    As we sit together in this candlelight dinner
    Of human limbs on our plates
    Your voice is the most soothing music of green valleys & snowy mountains
    And our sexual genitalia are as excited as a jazz solo
    Tonight, we’ll fornicate a beautiful canvas together
    On a bed of human screams
    I’ll open my legs
    And you can penetrate me with your World War III
    And ejaculate all your monsters into me

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    A Wolf Dancing Naked in All the Gardens of the World
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I am a French Viking
    From the South Side of Chicago & Alaska & 50 other places
    I filleted fish and I could filet you
    But I would prefer to be dancing naked in the Garden of Eden
    I’m a Jewish French Viking
    All my words spurt out of my kosher meat like the greatest cognac you’ve ever tasted
    I’m an Irish Catholic Jewish French Viking
    My fists could punch the meaning of life into you
    But I would prefer to dance naked on the street corner
    And the bizarre maze of self-imposed Byzantian bureaucracy regarding me drinking a beer?
    Did the Spanish-French Jew bring that love affair of alcohol over to the New World?
    The Viking in me is a sword through your gut (if I have to)
    And then I’ll do things to you after your death that you’ll be glad you are dead
    But I would prefer not to chop your head off, slice open your belly, and pull out all your body organs
    Because I’m a nice guy!
    So why not leave me alone?
    When I’m dancing naked in the park or on the subway train or on the street corner

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    The Song of the Carnivore
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    This poem is mooing and oinking-&-oinking-&-oinking with the musical sounds of animals
    This poem is covered with blood as the knife slashes the animals into a beautiful collage of slaughter
    Of animal carcasses hanging from the roof of the poem
    And this phrase of poetry is a moving-moving processing line of animal carcasses
    And this phrase of poetry is the highway
    Where the 18 wheeler freezer trucks carry all the delicious verbs & adjectives & nouns
    To the supermarket and our kitchens where the meat calls to our mouths like a prayer of yummy-yummy-yummy
    And the animals mooing & oinking & oinking & oinking in the frying pans
    Is a delicious symphony to our ears
    With the spices of poetry thrown in
    And onto our plates with the happiness of aromas reaching our noses
    And our mouths salivating with a glorious carnivorous desire
    The first taste is like heaven

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