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    More Covid 19

    SOCIAL DISTANCING AND SELF ISOLATION

    Social distancing and self-isolation
    Is not a difficult thing to implement
    When youíre in Wormwood Scrubs
    And placed in solitary confinement

    WE HAVE FOUND A GREEN SOLUTION

    Since the panic buying caper
    We have started using
    Plant leaves as toilet paper
    They're not our plants,
    But they are very useful
    And we returned the pots
    I must say that to be truthful
    To the neighbour's patio
    Once the pots were full

    A MESSAGE TO SNOWFLAKES

    Your grandparents
    And great grandparents
    Were asked to go to war
    You are being asked
    To sit on your sofas
    So not exactly a chore

    BEING IN ISOLATION WITH MY WIFE

    Sadly, being in isolation with my wife
    Has been to our relationships detriment
    And I fear that it will either end
    In divorce or more likely life imprisonment

    IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL ABOUT CORONA VIRUS

    If you receive an email about Corona Virus
    Claiming that itís spread by Tinned Ham
    The government have stated categorically
    You should ignore it because itís just Spam

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    A MESSAGE TO SNOWFLAKES is uproarious !

    WE HAVE FOUND A GREEN SOLUTION is too too funny. I suffered TP anxiety once we got down to a two week supply for a few weeks. Luckily my daughter scored some for her household and mine at Costco recently. Seeing store shelves bereft of TP and Purell and other essentials due to hoarding is surreal. Waiting for the beef/protein supply to likewise hit the fan (if one can believe the media)

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
    tailor
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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