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    I'm A Troublemaker

    I'm a troublemaker
    I'm quite unashamed to say
    I trouble and I torment a new target
    every day;
    Oh, I cause some train-wrecks
    with my wicked,
    wicked way
    as a true troublemaker
    tries to do.

    I see someone happy -
    not just happy -
    but serene,
    and I feel that real tingle
    when I'm tempted
    to be mean -
    I say something so terrible,
    so truly troublesome,
    with all intent to raise some hell -
    that's just how I have fun!
    I've made the Dalai Llama break his calm, of that I swear,
    shout at me
    and try to wrench my hair!
    Greta Thurnberg
    tried to strangle me once on the stairs
    when she overheard
    something I said about the atmosphere.
    Oprah tried to bottle me once at a nice event
    and railed against security until her rage was spent
    I simply laughed at her
    with some troublesome intent,
    as a true troublemaker
    likes to do.

    If you are sweet and courteous,
    then you are just my type...
    I love to hear you rage and cuss!
    I like to see you fight!
    Ellen DeGeneres once charged at me
    with all her might
    and might I say it tickled me
    the mighty darling of TV
    was troubled by my mean-ness so...
    For, as - by now - you know...

    I'm pernicious and quite nasty,
    vicious and un-classy,
    should be the words they carve into my stone!
    Cruel and really crappy,
    vulgar, curt and snappy
    all the flaws that I'm quite pleased to own!
    Though, please, do not ignore me -
    it only should implore me
    to work much harder trying to hurt you.
    As true troublemaker
    likes to do!

    Copyright Yafeu-Khamisi Rodway-Brown

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    A prideful modern day Grinch with multitudinous celebrity personalities, how fun reading this made me giggle.

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