WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS
The WHO don’t like
Asian Virus or Chinese Flu
So, what to call Coronavirus?
Covid 19 won’t do
Wuhan Virus? I think not
So, I’m calling it Kung Flu
THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION HAS ANNOUNCED
The World Health Organisation has announced
Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt
All the quarantined dogs can now be released
So, let’s be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out
SELF ISOLATION HAS BECOME A NECESSITY
Self Isolation has become a necessity
As there’s a pandemic on the loose
Some people find isolation frightening
But not me because I’m a recluse
I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LATEST NEWS
I have just heard the latest news
About the Pandemic, on the BBC
And I was shocked, an epidemic
Of wandering Pandas terrify me
SOME PEOPLE AREN’T SHAKING HANDS
Some people aren’t shaking hands
Because of the Coronavirus caper
But I’m no longer shaking hands
Due to the shortage of toilet paper