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    Covid 19

    WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS

    The WHO donít like
    Asian Virus or Chinese Flu
    So, what to call Coronavirus?
    Covid 19 wonít do
    Wuhan Virus? I think not
    So, Iím calling it Kung Flu

    THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION HAS ANNOUNCED

    The World Health Organisation has announced
    Dogs canít get Covid-19, and as thereís no doubt
    All the quarantined dogs can now be released
    So, letís be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out

    SELF ISOLATION HAS BECOME A NECESSITY

    Self Isolation has become a necessity
    As thereís a pandemic on the loose
    Some people find isolation frightening
    But not me because Iím a recluse

    I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LATEST NEWS

    I have just heard the latest news
    About the Pandemic, on the BBC
    And I was shocked, an epidemic
    Of wandering Pandas terrify me

    SOME PEOPLE ARENíT SHAKING HANDS

    Some people arenít shaking hands
    Because of the Coronavirus caper
    But Iím no longer shaking hands
    Due to the shortage of toilet paper

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    These are really great Biggus! Thanks for sharing.

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    lol... I've missed out your levity; be catching up on your posts soon.

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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    what if I were to bare my soul
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    7-8-2015

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