WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS

The WHO donít like
Asian Virus or Chinese Flu
So, what to call Coronavirus?
Covid 19 wonít do
Wuhan Virus? I think not
So, Iím calling it Kung Flu

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION HAS ANNOUNCED

The World Health Organisation has announced
Dogs canít get Covid-19, and as thereís no doubt
All the quarantined dogs can now be released
So, letís be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out

SELF ISOLATION HAS BECOME A NECESSITY

Self Isolation has become a necessity
As thereís a pandemic on the loose
Some people find isolation frightening
But not me because Iím a recluse

I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LATEST NEWS

I have just heard the latest news
About the Pandemic, on the BBC
And I was shocked, an epidemic
Of wandering Pandas terrify me

SOME PEOPLE ARENíT SHAKING HANDS

Some people arenít shaking hands
Because of the Coronavirus caper
But Iím no longer shaking hands
Due to the shortage of toilet paper