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    Christmas 2019 # 4

    DISCIPLINARIAN FATHER CHRISTMAS

    What does Father Christmas do
    When discipline becomes lax?
    Well he gathers up the naughty Elf’s
    And then gives them the sack

    SNOW BLINDNESS STRUCK

    Snow blindness struck
    Santa’s team of reindeer
    How they made it home
    Santa had no eye deer

    SANTA RIDES

    Have you ever wondered
    What Santa does for fun
    Well he rides his motorbike
    Which is his Holly Davidson

    MY HOUSE WAS A LITTLE DOWDY

    My house was a little dowdy
    So, I put a Christmas tree up in it
    The house wasn’t transformed
    But it was spruced up a bit

    I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS

    I love everything about Christmas
    And I love Christmas tradition
    But I don’t like cheap, I need my
    Candy canes to be in mint condition

    PEOPLE EDUCATED AT ETON AND HARROW

    People educated at Eton and Harrow
    Have appropriately themed Advent Calendars
    They still have twenty four doors
    But they’re opened by Butlers or Chauffeurs

    SOMEONE STOLE MY ADVENT CALENDAR

    Someone stole my Advent Calendar
    But then crime is rife nowadays
    The police caught the thief though
    And fittingly he got twenty four days

    EVEN SKUNKS LOVE CHRISTMAS

    Even Skunks love Christmas
    The carolling and Christmas Bells
    They even have a favourite
    Christmas song, Jingle smells!

    THE NORTH POLE HAS A PET # 1

    The North Pole has a pet
    Owned by Santa Claus
    And Santa called his dog
    Predictably, Santa Paws

    ONE OF SANTA'S REINDEER

    One of Santa's reindeer
    Thinks only of himself
    And he has bad manners
    Obviously its Rude-Olph

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