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    Christmas 2019 # 3

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 43

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all thru the pub
    The air was scented with cinnamon
    From all the festive grub
    From spiced Christmas Ale
    Or Gluwein served from a tub

    THAT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS # 1

    That's political correctness that is
    In one of its insidious ways
    Thatís stops us saying merry Christmas
    And makes us say happy holidays

    CINDERELLA WAITED AFTER THE BALL

    Cinderella waited after the Ball
    For the photo processing to be done
    And she sang while she was waiting
    ďOne day my prints will comeĒ

    OUR DOG LOVES CHRISTMAS

    Our dog loves Christmas
    Especially the carolling
    His favourite carol is
    Bark, the herald angels sing

    CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH THE CYRUSíS

    Christmas dinner with the Cyrusís
    Is kind of Quirky
    Because Miley Cyrus insists
    That they have Twerky

    OUR LIBRARIAN LOVES CHRISTMAS

    Our Librarian loves Christmas
    Every bauble, bell and light
    And when she goes carolling
    Her favourite is Silent Night

    THEY CHIPPED AT THE ICE REVEALING

    They chipped at the ice revealing
    A frozen Elf hanging from the ceiling
    They carried him away in a receptacle
    And then they thawed out the Elfcicle

    WHEN FROSTY DISAPPEARED

    When Frosty disappeared
    It really left people in a muddle
    But Frosty the Snowman
    Vanished in May so heís a puddle!

    AFTER CHRISTMAS SANTA GOES ON HOLIDAY

    After Christmas Santa goes on Holiday
    With his favourite mademoiselle
    And he always books the penthouse suite
    At the most luxurious Ho-ho-ho-tel

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 17

    Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house
    Not a creature was stirring not even a louse
    But there is a reason and hereís the tell
    Itís just been fumigated and stank like hell

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    (lol)... Have a Merry Christmas!

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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