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    Christmas 2019 # 2

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 41

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all thru the Barn
    In fact, not a creature was stirring
    At all on the farm
    They were bedded down warmly
    In the fresh laid hay
    And slept in quiet harmony
    Until the breaking of the day

    JAMES DEAN LIVED LIFE TO THE FULL

    James Dean lived life to the full
    Seldom taking the time to pause
    But he didnít believe in Santa
    So he was a rebel without a Claus

    NORTH POLE SECURITY

    At the North Pole at Christmas
    Security is exceptionally high
    And when they searched the bakery
    They discovered a mince spy!

    SANTA HAD TO INSURE THE SLEIGH

    Santa had to insure the sleigh
    At a fixed premium every time he flew
    But on Christmas Eve it was more like
    The Net Present Value

    THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE GOT BORED

    The Bermuda Triangle got bored
    Of warm weather over the years
    So it relocated to Lapland and now
    Santa Claus has disappeared

    SANTA CLAUS IS A VERY JOLLY CHAP

    Santa Claus is a very jolly chap
    And not just because heís festive
    His jollity stems from knowledge
    Of where the naughty girls live

    SANTA WEARS A BLACK BELT

    Santa wears a black belt
    Just to make his suit look smart
    It doesnít mean he is proficient in karate
    Or any other martial art

    NORTH POLE CRISIS

    There was an obesity crisis
    At the North Pole that caused alarm
    So, Santa decided he should act
    And sent them off to an Elf Farm

    SANTA WAS LOOKING FOR THE FUTURE

    Santa was looking for the future
    Mrs Claus and to attract her
    He decided to go speed dating
    And as a result, he pulled a cracker

    TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 42

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all thru the City
    Peoples were alone for the season
    Which was such a pity
    The Church was the one place
    Where they never felt alone
    As they were welcomed
    And made to feel at home

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