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    Drums & Whispers & Colors
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So thousands of space aliens invade your brains
    And red jumps out of the painting and covers you with blood
    And all the skyscrapers in your testicles jump out of your penis and fill the sky
    While giant construction projects crash out of your brains
    And now endless paintings are jumping out of your mouth
    As you whisper to all the cockroaches crawling out of everybody’s ears

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Glory Hallelujah to My Balls!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was eating all the cannibals out of your brains
    And my tongue stretched all the way from Chicago to New York City and up the Statue of Liberty’s vagina
    And then the Statue of Liberty farted the entire United States Air Force out of her butt
    And now military airplanes are crashing into Wasilla Kadinski’s paintings & Igor Stravinsky’s symphonies
    So President Rump pulls out his 2 inch penis and ejaculates nuclear missiles into the faces of all the space aliens
    And then all the Christians of America sing together: “Ameeeeeeeeeeeen!!”

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    Butt ****ing Joy to Everybody!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    So I’m ****ing the poem up your ***
    While all the angels in heaven are ejaculating poetry all over the human race below
    And the Chicago White Sox hit a homerun that flies over the Sears Tower and smashes Chicago’s North Side into pieces
    So now a raving homeless Shakespeare is screaming butt-****ing joy to the sky as he walks amongst the rubble of Chicago’s North Side
    Then Wolf Larsen runs into Shakespeare and Wolf stabs Shakespeare to death
    As all the fireflies sing with joy

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    Delicious Barbecued Ants (Crunchy!)
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A hundred motorcycles zooooooom up your fallopian tubes and get you pregnant
    And now the Milky Way Galaxy is swirling around your rising-big-tummy
    Then Uncle Sam jumps out of your vagina and says: “How do you do?”
    So you jump on a tornado and you ride away

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    A Symphony of Thousands of Colors
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    for Luca Francesconi

    The symphony flies around the universe
    The universe bashes out of the painting
    The painting jumps out of our penises
    Fauvist colors splashing out of billions of vaginas in the greatest simultaneous female orgasm ever!
    Fauvist colors jumping & splashing all over the black night sky
    And then the poem flies off to the future

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Swinging Wrecking Ball Smashing Capitalism to Pieces!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Empty stomachs are howling with rage
    While the Republicrat rabid dog debates the Dixiecrat sleazy snake
    To see who will win the atomic button to kaboom-kaboom-kaboooooooooom the world!
    Until then, the rich pay us in peanuts while they hoard mountains of gold!
    And conservative politics is nothing more than a mountain of diarrhea as high as Mount Everest
    And liberal politics is much the same, only sprinkled with the extra flavor of hypocrisy
    A world of hungry wretches dreams of our only true savior: the guillotine

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Advance permission is given to all to reproduce the above poem, whether in physical, electronic, or Internet form, as long as the poem is not edited, the author is given credit, and the intent of such publication is not hostile.
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    A Basketball Game of Giants
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A giant grabs the planet Earth and uses the planet Earth as a bouncing basketball as he runs across the floor of the universe
    And then the giant’s head explodes and millions of solar systems fly out of his head
    Meanwhile, Alice-in-Wonderland is riding a huge flying spermatozoa all the way to the giant floating testicle of Jupiter
    And millions of phrases of poetry are growing out of the ground all around you

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    Penis Orchestral Music for the Right Hand
    for Iannis Xenakis

    The music creates hallways of insanity
    The hallways of insanity crash into your brains
    And now your brains are rearranging and rearranging into a collage of 6 billion voices
    6 billion voices that become a chorus of colors
    That drip down & doooown out of the end of the poem

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Smile & a “Hi!” & a Phone Number & a Date that Leads to the Bedroom
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Each phrase of poetry is a different beautiful insanity
    Each phrase of poetry dances around you & me as we make immaculate conception together
    I ejaculate tidal waves of poetry into you
    And thousands of images drip out of your pussy and all over the world
    And then nearly 200 sunrises & sunsets grow inside your swelling tummy
    Until you give birth to the most beautiful memory of me

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Burp!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A wrecking ball smashes the poem to pieces
    And the words go flying off into thousands of imaginations
    Where the words grow like exotic weeds across the landscapes of everybody’s brains
    And the words grow into phrases of poetry that grow out of our heads
    And the phrases of poetry grow out of our heads into all the galaxies of the universe
    And then all the galaxies of the universe are swallowed by a cartoon character
    Burp!

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    A String Quartet of Voices in Your Head
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A statue in the park pulls out his humongous penis
    And with his humongous penis the statue begins conducting a symphony of thousands of human languages
    Flying all around the universe in your brains
    As endless eyeballs jump out of the sky
    While Wolf Larsen stabs Salvador Dali to death under a full moon

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    Detroit is Growing Out of Your Face
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I float the poem off the world
    Then the poem slashes & cuts through thousands of solar systems
    Until all the solar systems fall into your pan
    And you add the seasoning of the cut-up pieces of Salvador Dali’s body
    Now you have a delicious plate of surrealism
    And the 50 mouths of your face devour & devour the surrealism
    Until thousands of kangaroos jump out of the end of the poem

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    I Ejaculate My Poetry All Over The Universe
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The poem splashes out in all directions across the universe
    And the seeds of the poem become planets
    And out of the planets grow endless phrases of poetry
    And out of all the phrases of poetry grow human heads
    And as all the human heads throughout the universe sing opera together
    Endless moons revolve & revolve around all the human heads
    Until all the endless suns of the universe explooooooode

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Immaculate Conception! Immaculate Conception! Immaculate Conception!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m grabbing skyscrapers and ****ing all the space aliens up the ***
    And I’m making immaculate conception with all the humans & animals & trees & inanimate objects on the planet Earth
    And now everyone & everything is pregnant with my poetry!
    And everyone & everything explodes with the luscious colors of my poetry
    And then as everything around you drips with the luscious colors of Wolf’s poetry
    You suddenly disappear into outer space

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Art Museum at Night
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Vincent van Gogh jumps out of his self-portrait
    And Vincent unzips his pants and sticks his Empire State building into the mouth of Edward Munch's “Scream”
    Then Frida Kahlo falls from the plumbing in the sky
    And Frida Kahlo lands on Vincent van Gogh’s face
    So now Vincent van Gogh is eating out the Milky Way Galaxy swirling between Frida Kahlo’s legs
    Meanwhile, Leonard Bernstein arrives
    And Bernstein conducts the menage-a-trois of Edward Munch’s “Scream” & Vincent van Gogh & Frida Kahlo
    Until they have a great big orgasm of modern art that’s splashing all over the museum

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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