Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity.
Lightning Bolts Jumping Out of My Penis!
A poem by Wolf Larsen
The thunder crashes through the middle of the poem
The Poet’s spermatozoa rains across the planet Earth
And then you jump on a freight train across the universe
You land in a field of floating strawberries
Lenin & the Beatles are playing class warfare as they float in the sky
Millions of suns then rise out of your coffee and up into the galaxy
Then somebody whispers a garbage truck into your ears
You hijack the garbage truck and ride off into the sunset
But then the sunset explodes
So you now have to find a new ending to the poem
But that’s when a beautiful naked transvestite jumps out of the poem
And now you’re having anal sex with a transvestite while Donald Trump serenades the two of you with the Star-Spangled Banner
Then Donald Trump & Joe Biden begin having anal sex together while you & the transvestite serenade them with the Star-Spangled Banner
And then Ronald McDonald the clown serves up the end of the poem with Coke, fries, and endless war
Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen