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    Thank you Tony Walt.

    Here's the next poem:

    The Reader & the Poet Waltzing Through the Universe Together
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The reader & the Poet are waltzing together through all the alleyways of the poem
    The reader & the Poet are waltzing on the moon together as the space worms eat the sun out of the sky
    We’re waltzing past the giant bouncing fruits that are screaming obscenities at all the giant ears in the sky
    We’re waltzing through the half-abandoned towns & closed factories of America’s rustbelt
    We’re waltzing over & around flying rainbows
    We waltz together until we reach the end of the poem

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Bird Singing a Poem to You
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The reader finds himself on the edge of the universe
    Staring off into a horizon filled with top 40 pop songs
    Standing on a cliff falling down into Woody Allen’s hilarious brains
    And then the Poet pens a tidal wave of imagery that heads straight at the reader
    And the reader finds himself drowning in the middle of the poem
    And now a beautiful female devil grabs the reader and pulls him down into hell
    And now the reader is fornicating beautiful immaculate conception for all eternity in hell
    While up in heaven all the born-again Christians are having a protest against sex on earth
    And then the Poet hammers the ending of the poem into the reader’s brains
    And the Poet walks away into the mushroom clouds of World War III

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Summertime in the Garden of Love
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    To be sung by all the men of Boystown

    As naked men are walking around the forest
    The birds are singing the most sensuous symphonies
    And the neon skyscraper-penises are entangled together all over the sky
    And anuses & mouths are growing out of the trees like the most forbidden fruit
    And then Julius Caesar jumps out of the bushes
    And gives you a speech full of flowers
    Before he bends over and shows you his Garden of Eden

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    Fall & Summer Having Anal Sex with Each Other
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A phrase of poetry shoots out of your penis and crashes into the moon
    And the pieces of the moon falling to the earth become the words in this poem
    And then a giant fish swims out of the Statue of Liberty’s vagina
    And the giant fish swims through our brains
    As it whispers miles & miles of Gothic architecture growing inside of our heads

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    John F. Kennedy on His Knees Swallowing All My French Impressionism
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    As I swim through your testicles
    Vagina universes are growing all around me
    And opera voices are falling out of all the vagina universes
    And all the opera voices are touching me with a neoclassical horny itch
    While the corpse of God hanging from a tree
    Touches his crotch with violin strokes
    And then I roll up all this pornography into a blunt and smoke it

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    The Garden of Eden in Your Head
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You fly around & around the sun like a crazy insect
    While the saxophone plays endless penises & anuses & mouths
    And then you start ****ing & ****ing the moon
    And you spurt all your words into the moon
    And thousands of miles of poetry begin growing out of the moon

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    Wolf Larsen Kicking God’s ***
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I punch god in the nose and god’s nose spurts abstract expressionism all over the universe
    And now the whole universe is a colorful abstract expressionist canvas
    And then I gouge out god’s eyes with my fingers
    And god’s two eyes become the sun & the moon in the sky
    And then I punch god in the side of the head
    And god falls and crashes and splits up into comets & asteroids flying everywhere
    And that’s when all of humanity begins the Orgies of Immaculate Conception to celebrate

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    You’re Dancing On Two Different Planets At The Same Time
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    This line of poetry jumps out of your belly button and frolics with a puppy
    This line of poetry is a field of sunflowers
    This line of poetry is You & Van Gogh eating a mountain of human ears together
    Then the weather flies east
    And everyone runs around the sun naked
    And now millions of lines of poetry are flying around & around the solar system
    And then a giant whale comes and eats the whole solar system

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Decapitated Human Head Soup
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The buildings grow legs and start running all around us
    The dogs & cats start barking & meowing that they want to be eaten
    And all the dogs & cats jump into our mouths and we swallow them whole
    And then we swallow all the highways & cars and they’re delicious
    And the sky is punching the ground over & over again
    And the dogs & cats in our stomachs start singing opera to us
    And then all the planets in the universe started blowing up
    And we take the pieces of the planets and we build giant erotic sculptures with them
    And then we all jump back into our mother’s vaginas and we go to sleep

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Delicious Skyscrapers in Cherry Sauce
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Thousands & thousands of you are growing out of the ground and the surrounding buildings
    And spaceships are flying out of all the endless mouths of all the thousands of yourselves growing out of everything
    And on the spaceships are endless clones of your mother with a pair of tits & a Dick
    And all the endless clones of your mother with a pair of tits & a Dick are ****ing all the flying buttholes up the ***
    And all the flying buttholes are giving Demopublican & Republicrat political speeches
    And then you open up a can of sardines and 6,000 languages jump out
    So now you’re building a jagged-schizophrenic-sculpture out of the 6,000 languages
    And then you chop yourself up into pieces and turn yourself into a sculpture

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Guillotine Music for a Sunny Day
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The first line of poetry punches the reader in the face
    Then a dog ****s millions of universes all over the poem
    And the poem dances the waltz with thousands of dogs down the street
    As a dozen drunks vomit poetry all over the reader
    Then the Poet pulls out his Dick and urinates a line of poetry all over the sky

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    McDonald’s in India (The Happy Meal Musical Concerto in Big Dick Major)
    Played on August 666, 1789 by the Honorary Donald Trump Mentally Insane Orchestra)
    Conducted by the Grand Wizard Dixiecrat Joe Biden
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Flying cows are saving the world from space alien jizz
    As the Statue of Liberty gives birth to Ronald McDonald the Clown
    Then Ronald McDonald the clown ejaculates McDonald’s hamburgers all over the planet Earth
    And then the Virgin Mary & Mary Magdalene get married
    In a wedding ceremony held in Ronald McDonald’s Balzac
    And inside of Ronald McDonald’s Balzac millions of Wolf Larsens are writing this poem together
    While Shakespeare gives Ronald McDonald a blow job
    And then Ronald McDonald ejaculates all the millions of Wolf Larsens all over the Mona Lisa’s face in Paris
    Have a happy blue sky!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    I Invite Everybody to a Poetry Reading in My Balzac
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I begin stabbing & stabbing the English language looking for a poem
    I find the poem in the First Lady’s vagina
    But then I’m swallowed by thousands of bellybuttons
    So I punch Wall Street in the face
    I kick Washington DC in the balls
    And I **** all the priests & preachers up the ***
    Then I masturbate to Igor Stravinsky’s “Rite of Spring”
    As I fantasize of revolution

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Wolf Larsen & Shakespeare Planting Sunflowers Inside Van Gogh’s Paintings
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I pull a flower out of this poem and offer it to Shakespeare
    Shakespeare accepts my flower with a smile that erupts with the sweet concerto of his voice
    And then Shakespeare bends over
    And Shakespeare shows me a wondrous cave full of Elizabethan literature growing for all eternity
    That’s when My Glorious Pen writes graffiti-art all over the walls of Shakespeare’s cave
    And then My Glorious Pan ejaculates all the warm summer days of Chicago into Shakespeare’s love cave
    Then Shakespeare & Wolf Larsen embrace each other under a sky dripping with paint & musical notes
    And we fall asleep together and wake up inside this poem
    And then we have Sunday brunch together

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Bridge of Sunshine Into Your Head
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    William Shakespeare is ejaculating flowers & crickets & house music all over the South Side of Chicago
    And now all the surrounding buildings are dancing into outer space
    The dancing buildings are a phrase of poetry of graffiti-art of funky high skyscraper-letters flyyyyying through outer space
    Meanwhile everybody is doing the immaculate conception around-&-around the planet to the beat of house music
    As the space aliens in our Balzacs drink cognac
    And now we’re ejaculating the space aliens into the big anus in the middle of the sky

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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