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    pheww!...

    Enjoyed these lines: "and your brains & my brains drool down the insane asylum walls together,,,
    And then the poem tiptoes off into the darkness
    ..."

    re: Menage-a-trios of Clarinet, Harp, & Piano... Curious why you didn't go with "Trois" in the title. Totally unrelated perhaps but some lyrics popped into my brain: "All the words are gonna bleed from me and I will sing no more"... from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY

    Before they turn off the lights...

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
    tailor
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    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Saw your list on Amazon. WOW! Prolific!

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    Exclamation A Couple More Poems!

    Thank you guys for your comments! No, there is no significance to the r not being capitalized.

    The Psychotic Architecture of Our brains
    By Wolf Larsen

    The Psychotic architecture jumps all around me!
    My Head jumps out of your head which jumps out of everyone's heads!
    All the human heads growing out of all the giant plants growing out of all the giant planets!
    And the sky Smiles at all of us!
    And the sky jumps out of the symphony!
    And the symphony jumps out of all the light bulbs!
    And the light bulbs sing through the night!
    And the night sings through all our procreations!
    Because procreation is the greatest Symphony!
    And the symphony dies as the sun rises above our heads…

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen


    Worship the Sun & Wolf Larsen!

    Today is Sunday - it's the day that everyone on the planet gets on their knees before the sun in the sky!
    The Sun is the greatest god ever born from Wolf Larson's Penis!
    The Sun asks only to be fertilized by the great flying spermatozoa of the entire human race!
    The Sun in the sky is a goddess!
    And Wolf Larsen is a God!
    And when the Sun & Wolf Larsen get married -
    The human race will rejoice with a giant Orgy of Immaculate Conception across the planet!
    Only Wolf Larsen can save the human race from World War 3!
    Only the wet dreams of Wolf Larsen can create the true poetry!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen

    I'M ALSO PROLIFIC IN COMEDY! OVER 100 EPISODES OF THE WOLF LARSEN COMEDY SHOW ON YOUTUBE WHERE I USE SURREALISTIC LITERARY MATERIAL TO CREATE UNUSUAL COMEDY!

    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    The Delicious People inside Your Stomach

    My brains are a construction site!
    The construction cranes growing inside my brains -
    The hundreds of years of war festering in my brains -
    the whole CRASHING MUSIC of the world breathing in my brains...
    My brains are a maze of musical sex -
    Your brains are a maze of musical insanity -
    And the world jumps out of your ears -
    And the music jumps out of my Penis -
    And poetry dives into the orgies -
    The orgies of the Middles Ages!
    While the poem leaks all over you!
    And you leak construction sites all over the world -
    And the neon-insane-airplanes all fly around the poem!
    And the poem SHOUTS with a new music!
    And the new music dances with SCREAMING paintings of Wolf Larsen!
    And the poem gives birth to a new universe...

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    The Voices in your Genitals

    The world flies around the music -
    and the music flies around the world -
    And the SCREAMING vocals create new paintings -
    And the people crawl out of the paintings...
    And these people create beautiful masturbations -
    While even more people jump out of the eggs in your refrigerator -
    And then medieval towns fly out of the music -
    And the music tiptoes back into your genitals...
    Because all great music cums from the genitals!
    And then ten-thousand Dixiecrat candidates for President
    escape from the insane asylum
    called Washington DC!
    And meanwhile all the Republican politicians
    jump in bed with your wife!
    And your penis & your right hand are so excited
    that your penis & right hand together create the Taj Mahal -
    the same Taj Mahal that laughs on the Planet Mars!
    And that's why I love your feet with the painted red toes!
    I kiss them with my poetry!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
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    I want to sing all my STDs to you!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I want to sing all my STDs to you!
    I want my tongue in your vagina to be the greatest religion!
    Dizzy Gillespie is my god with a jazz horn!
    I play my tongue in your pussy to the rhythms of Dizzy Gillespie!
    Dizzy Gillespie is the great disease we've all be waiting for!
    And the giraffes flying in the sky over Jupiter
    know that Dizzy Gillespie if the greatest violent ocean!
    Because I love you!
    I love your breasts on top of the Empire State building
    singing to me of the great yellow & red of this painting
    of words dancing all around you!
    Love me!
    Love me like millions of space aliens with giant phalluses!
    LoOOOOoove me like scorpions crawling all over our skin
    as we make love
    on top of Mount Everest!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Kiss the Approaching Mushroom Clouds with Music!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Only Dizzy Gillespie can save us
    from the mushroom clouds!
    Only the gods of the public toilet
    can save us from flying music!
    Our eyes bounce out of the poetry
    and into 1,000s of waterfalls of music
    pouring down upon a naked human race
    receiving the music like a giant religion of sex!
    Because tomorrow!
    When the space cars fly out of the Mona Lisa paintings
    And the spermatozoa in the music understand Einstein!
    Because a thousand naked Einstein clones dancing
    to Gillespie is the truth! The truth of a blue now!
    Fly like a spermatozoa-meteor
    crashing into another planet!
    Be a mushroom cloud dancing to jazz!
    Be up with down!
    OK???

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen



    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Drums & Jazz horn on a Thousand Planets Together!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Let a thousand poems run around each other
    in a jazz madness!
    Let us all dance naked on other planets
    to all the music in our brains!
    Let all of our brains **** a poem a together!
    Let us all fornicate a great sculpture together!
    Let a naked-blasphemous-religion
    be our poetry!
    Let god suck the dick of the Human Race!
    Let the words be naked with sex!
    Let music be sex!
    Let literature & sex make love together!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Immaculate Conception with the Poet-god!!!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I ejaculate a poem unto the page!
    My spermatozoa are magical words!
    And my magical words create a deranged joy!
    My poetry creates a universe
    in each one of your minds!
    Listen to me!
    Listen to the music in my poetry!
    Listen to the spermatozoa swimming in my poetry!
    Let all you puritans kiss the feet of the great Poet!
    Because god is a Thanksgiving turkey that I eat
    and **** into the toilet!
    So let the poem dance you to nakedness on the streets!
    Let the poem kiss your naked skin!
    Let the poem call you to immaculate conception!
    Because the religion in My Ballsack is the true religion!
    And your womb wants to be filled with poetry!
    Open your legs to Michelangelo's David!
    Open your legs to the universe
    growing in your swelling tummy!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen

    From my YouTube poetry channel. Here I am performing a poem on The Amazon River in Brazil:

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    The Sexy Sheep of the Musical Universe in the Sky!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    I procreate with all the space aliens in the universe!
    And later my babies are ten-thousand screaming-sculptures-of-poetry!
    And then I impregnate all the sheep in Montana!
    And my tidal waves of spermatozoa splashing over Montana
    makes all the sheep happier than licorice tornadoes!
    And all the sheep of Montana
    and all the space aliens of the universe
    and the horny Poet
    together create a menage-a-trois of music
    that lullabies all the cannibals to sleep!
    Even the piano touches my naked skin!
    And the harp kisses me with flying vaginas!
    Because the poetry is thousands of sheep calling to Wolf for lovemaking!
    And I love the sheep!
    Do you love the sheep
    as much as I do???

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
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    The grasshoppers with Huge Testicles Singing Opera Together!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Ding-dong-yoppy-zoooonggg!
    Let's Pray to the spermatozoa in our ballsacks!
    Flip Flop hoppy-zoongy-now!
    Because now we pray to our Spermatozoa Gods in the music!
    Zick-zok to your boOouncing eyYeeballs!
    Especially to all the people riding HUGE insects around!
    That's why I drink television sets on Tuesdays!
    When the Roman soldiers arrive here on the spaceships
    to sing nuclear war for us!
    Even the giraffes in outer space know that we are doomed!
    Doomed as a hundred decapitated heads singing on a shelf together!
    Do you love me?

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen





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    Thousands of drunken-space-aliens daaancing on the Head of My Penis!
    a poem by Wolf Larsen

    Sing the house music to the cRaCk-cOcaiNe-kanGarOOs!
    Sing drunken skies to all the dinosaurs!
    Jump the tropics up into bright colors ****ing across the centuries!
    **** the galaxies into each other -
    Until Your Penis is dripping with thousands of forms of literature!
    **** your poems into your blow-up doll
    while she sings space alien operas to you!
    Strawberry operas!
    Strawberry operas that create millions of Michelangelos floating around you in spacesuits -
    Because I am a ghetto booty!
    I am a giant dancing apocalypse
    at the end of your tongue!
    Even your ears taste delicious!
    Your thousands of vaginas floating on other planets
    is the reason I do a very sexy algebra
    with my very sexy blow-up-doll,,,
    I lOve the days & nights when the squirrels in the park
    sing your pink vagina operas to me...

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    Humongous Pubic Hairs are Growing out of all the Walls Around Us!!
    a poem by the Blueberry Prince of Sperm Wolf Larsen

    Caligula is a penis god!
    So Tomorrow Caligula will bless Chicago with Roman Orgies!
    Even the traffic lights love Caligula!
    Because the electric Caligula in the sky
    is dancing to the house music in our genitals!
    Our great spermatozoa crash into ALL the other planets!
    And each & every one of us writes our own sexY-bibles-of-siN!
    And we all create our own sexy gods & goddesses!
    Poetry is liberation!
    Poetry is orgies
    under the watchful eye of a smiling god called Wolf Larsen
    Sitting on His mighty throne before the human race...

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    I Steal god!
    a poem by the Great Transvestite-Vampire-Emperor Wolf Larsen

    I put all all the tornadoes on a leash and turn them all into my pets!
    I Wolf Larsen am the god in your testicles!
    I am the reason that the planet earth is the greatest spinning testicle!
    I eat the entire human race
    and then I **** the entire human race out of my ******* and into the toilet!
    I am the greatest Penis!
    I am a Penis!
    I am Wolf Larsen!
    I am The Conductor of a symphony of billions of souls!
    I am The Composer of the Symphonies of Insane Asylums!
    My-hand-&-My-Penis is a symphony of sailboats crossing the Sahara Desert
    on their way to Your Pussy!
    All the spermatozoa in my ballsack sing to the Greek Gods!

    Copyright 2019 by Wolf Larsen


    Here I Wolf Larsen turn surrealistic literature into comedy!
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
    My poetry & other stuff on Amazon:
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