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    Wolf Larsen the Great!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Four Salvador Dali clone-eunuchs carry Wolf Larsen on his throne through all the spinning solar systems
    And then the four Salvador Dali eunuchs place Wolf Larsen beside Salvador Dali’s wife
    And Wolf Larsen & Salvador Dali’s wife together create a great mural of immaculate conception
    And Salvador Dali’s wife has an orgasm
    And a humongous tidal wave of surrealistic imagery splashes out of the pussy of Salvador Dali’s wife
    And 9 months later a prince of poetry is born

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    A String Quartet of Thousands of Wolf Larsens
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For Milton Babbitt

    You walk into a tiny room with thousands of giant Wolf Larsen faces on the walls all laughing & crying & screaming
    The ceiling is a smiling sky dripping its blue neurosis all over you
    The floor is a constantly-changing-river of human emotions & bright colors & musical notes flying past
    Then hundreds of doors in the walls open
    And millions of clones of you jump out

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Wolf Larsen Urinating on Shakespeare
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I plant the Québecois flag on Shakespeare’s plagiarist ***!
    I urinate French all over English-speaking North America!
    And all the textile mills of New England begin churning out verbs & nouns & imagery flying out in all directions...
    Together we Québecois & Native Americans aimed our guns at the English...
    Together we laughed as rivers & lakes & oceans of English blood spilled red everywhere!
    And let every year be the year 1066!
    When we conquered that miserable barbarian island!
    Let us take a swinging wrecking ball to the English language!
    CRASH! BOOM! BANG!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    Advance permission is given to all to reproduce the above poem, whether in physical or Internet form, as long as the poem is not edited, permission is given to the author, and the intent of such publication is not hostile.
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    The Poet’s Erection!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My Penis is the Greatest on Earth!
    All the men of the earth dress as transvestites and have a colorful parade beneath my window
    They scream my poetry as they dance to all the abstract expressionism singing out of Jackson Pollock’s penis
    We must erect giant 1,000 story penis sculptures on planets throughout the universe!
    Because Dennis Rodman looks beautiful in a wedding dress!
    And while Jean-Paul Sartre sucks existential philosophy out of Dennis Rodman’s Dick
    I embrace the naked body of the reader
    And I whisper flowers growing-inside-your-head into your ear

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Wolf the Crack-Smoking Scientist
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Wolf the Scientist-Poet inserts 10,000 kangaroos into the butthole of a Wall Street derivatives trader
    And the economy collapses inside of testicles across the universe
    And then Wolf crosses the DNA of a hurricane with a delicious soup of hundreds of solar systems
    And now kangaroos are jumping out of buttholes across the universe
    Hey reader, do you like to smoke crack?

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    .Circles…
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For Jean Barraque

    The piano does the Wild Wild West with space aliens devouring each other
    Then the color blue begins ****ing thousands of paintings having an orgy with each other
    Meanwhile huge tornadoes are jumping out of everybody’s toilets
    And the oceans & continents & the sky are having a menage-a-trois together
    While huge marijuana music is licking the pussy of French Impressionism
    Then the piano plays all the skyscrapers walking away...

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    Wolf Larsen Destroys the Universe
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    For Wolf Larsen - the Greatest Poet that has ever lived!

    Wolf Larsen’s gigantic ego grew & grew until Wolf Larsen’s ego grew too big for the universe
    And the entire universe explodes
    And now planets & suns & moons are flying out in all directions
    And the space aliens are running away from the flying debris of the universe
    But then all the elements of the universe begin percolating & growing & swirling within this poem
    And then there’s a BIG BANG as the poem explodes
    And a new universe is born

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Red face A poem and a poetry video!

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    Wolf Larsen and Wolf Larsen Passionately Kissing Each Other!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    For me! Because I love myself!

    So I’m walking through Boystown
    And there’s thousands of Wolf Larsens all kissing each other and ejaculating poetry all over each other and ****ing each other up the butt
    And the orgy of all the thousands of Wolf Larsens with each other is being painted by the great Marc Debauch
    And the poetry of anuses & mouths & penises is being sung in opera houses around the world
    And then all the gorgeous Greek gods descend down from the heavens to Boystown
    And everyone ****s each other up the *** happily ever after

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    A Symphony of Erections!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    For all the classical music conductors & porn actors

    So giant Eiffel Towers suddenly grow out of all the crotches of all the world’s Poets
    And all the Eiffel Towers ejaculate Cubist poetry everywhere
    And now the planet Earth is pregnant with Cubism
    And the planet Earth explodes with Cubist poetry spilling out across the universe in all directions
    And now all the planets & moons of the universe are pregnant with Cubist poetry
    And phrases of Cubist poetry are growing out of all the planets & moons of the universe

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    All the Space Aliens Bow Down Before the Poet!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen
    For Wolf Larsen

    I am the Messiah of poetry!
    My phrases of eternity conquer the universe!
    I urinate my words on Shakespeare’s grave
    And now Shakespeare’s grave flowers a thousand miles high
    With my crashing-rising collages spewing colors and words everywhere!
    Everything is Me! And Me is Everything!
    I shoot down God with my phrases of poetry!
    And then god kisses the feet of the Poet!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Waterfall of Your Thoughts Falling Down the Universe
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    You suddenly find yourself standing on billions of different planets at the same time
    And all your billions of brains are connected by phrases of poetry
    That go zoom & zap across all your billions of minds
    And your billions of minds are swirling around the universe
    That’s located inside a big black man’s Balzac
    And the entire universe is falling like a waterfall out of the big black man’s Dick
    Into the vagina of the Virgin Mary

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The poems on this thread will appear in a self-published book with the tentative title: My Ejaculations.
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