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    Sex Riots in the Streets Every Night
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    First I paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel with pornography
    And then I write lurid symphonies of sexual volcanoes
    And then I turn all your dancing-naked-bodies into sculptures with a hammer-&-chisel
    Then I masturbate My Paintbrush to the rhythms-of-Mozart
    And with paint I splash your naked bodies all over the walls of the city
    And now I’m ejaculating the words of this poem all over the page

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Waterfall of Beer Splashing All Over Your Imagination

    All the trees & flowers are growing with fear out of your head
    And cannibalistic alcoholics are jumping out of your mouth and assaulting all your dancing clones
    And your eyeballs are jumping & bouncing everywhere
    While all the automobiles are being swallowed by Uranus
    So when will heaven cum?

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    The Lake Eats the Sky
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    As the drummer swirls around different universes
    And the bass creates railroad tracks & rivers & highways of 18 wheelers
    The saxophone crashes through the sky and spurts his musical notes all over the canvas of the universe
    And then the saxophone falls silent
    And the trumpet blurts out one phrase of poetry after another
    And the drums sing Arabic calligraphy around & around the music
    Until all the dogs & cats are dancing in the streets
    And then the crickets start to sing the end of the poem

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Driving a Motorcycle Back to the Middle Ages
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The saxophone is blasting rainbows of crack-cocaine everywhere
    The drums are smashing all the solar systems into pieces
    The bass is rearranging the English language into a pornographic sculpture
    The saxophone is making all the phrases-of-poetry in your head dance together
    And as the drums play all the neoclassical sculptures of Rome come alive and drink & dance & orgy together
    Then the bass slows time down until the world stops spinning

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Afternoon, Right Hand, Penis
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    A collage of singing sculptures
    Sculptures with giant hands painting your face over-&-over again
    In a landscape of billions of crawling penises
    All crawling & crawling into the giant vagina in the sky
    And marijuana forests grow out of the giant vagina in the sky
    And you wander in these marijuana forests singing to all of the clouds swimming around you
    And then a red toad jumps up and swallows you in one gulp

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Ejaculating the South Side of Chicago All Over New York City
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    The piano is creating new Juan Gris still lifes every second
    The drums are circling Gothic graffiti all around you
    The saxophone is ejaculating collages all over the audience
    The piano starts turning the city into a Mondrian canvas
    The drums are in the middle of a Jackson Pollock canvas
    The piano throws a few final notes into eternity
    The saxophone begins World War III

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    The Holy Blasphemy of Preacher Wolf
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    God! Pulled out the big paintbrush from between his legs and ejaculated life all over earth!
    God! Gave us penises of green & purple & yellow to **** our abstract expressionisms into the sky!
    God! Gave us vaginas filled with solar systems! To conquer outer space with the great female orgasm!
    Praise be to the Big Dick God of the clouds!
    Praise be to His Almighty Erection!
    Only God’s Almighty Erection can save the sun & the moon from the soft limp penis!
    Praise the camel toes of the yoga pants!
    Praise the erections in the bicycle pants!
    Glory Jesus is cuming hallelujah!
    He’s cuming & cuming & cuming! Halleluujaaaaaah!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    A Symphony of Billions of Solar Systems
    Sung by a Chorus of Cicadas
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Zillions of cicadas across the world are singing this poem to you
    So you skip-skip-skip-da-de-do across the world
    As you sing space alien symphonies to all the cicadas
    As the space aliens paint huge imaginations
    Huge imaginations that are bursting into symphonies that are bursting across the solar systems
    The same magical symphonies being sung by zillions of cicadas across the world

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Drinking Beethoven While Eating the Neighbor’s Cat
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I was drinking the music of the cicadas
    When all the fishes of Lake Michigan started knocking on my door
    So I opened the window, pulled out my musical instrument, and urinated vowels & consonants all over the passerby below
    And then I started sailing across an ocean of beer
    I reached an island of human flesh with a belly button on top
    And God up in the sky poured a glass of whiskey and handed it down to me
    I climbed up the ladder to heaven and kicked God in the nuts
    Then I toasted the space aliens and drank God’s whiskey
    Afterwards, Me & the Devil went to the whorehouse (City Hall) together
    And we handed out portraits of Benjamin Franklin to the mayor & ‘da aldermen as we ****ed them all up the ***

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Exclamation Poem & Interview of Wolf Larsen

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    A Big Christmas Tree Growing Out of Santa’s Crotch
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m drinking coronas with Jesus & the Disciples
    When suddenly Jesus pulls out his Big Black Dick
    And Jesus cums a Noah’s flood of bright fauvist colors all over the world for 40 days & nights
    Meanwhile, Mary Magdalene is dancing a pole-dance striptease in front of me & the Disciples
    And Pablo Picasso is painting Mary-Magdalene’s-moving-body in a crashing orgasm of Cubist angles flying everywhere
    And that’s when the Big Bang of the universe flies out of Mary Magdalene’s vagina in the biggest female orgasm you’ve ever seen!
    And thus the universe was born!
    And then I stomp on the poem and squash it to death
    And now I’m turning into a grasshopper and hopping away

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    An interview with Wolf Larsen. Wolf talks about his books, working in Alaska, traveling the world, and running for public office:
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    A Guillotine Concerto
    Played by the Orchestra of Blue Collar Gods

    The cello slices the city in half
    All the violins are rampaging through the rich neighborhoods and smashing everything
    The timpani drums are overthrowing monarchies & dictators & bourgeois “democracies”
    And the choir is singing bourgeois pigs going round-&-round rotisseries in restaurants everywhere
    And the audience is eating the music with big devouring mouths
    Then the trumpet & saxophone dance gleefully around the guillotine going up-and-down
    The choir sings the song of the human race yearning for liberation

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

    Advance permission is given for the reproduction of the above poem by physical & electronic & Internet forms, as long as the poem is not edited, the author is given credit, and the purpose of such reproduction is not hostile.
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    Skyrockets to Your Brains
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I jump the poem through your brains
    I slash your brains up into an abstract canvas
    Your brains are splashing all over the seven continents
    While all the cicadas sing LSD songs to you
    As the sky & the world & the oceans swirl around-&-around you
    And as the end of the poem stabs you
    Your red blood splashes all over the black canvas of the universe

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Ten Million Comets Swimming Around the Universe of Your Father’s Balzac 9 Months Before You Were Born
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Trees are growing out of the music
    Elephants are stampeding out of the saxophone & trumpet
    The drums are splashing rainforests all over the universe
    Frederick Douglass is ****ing George Washington up the ***
    And Frederick Douglass is exploding hundreds of billions of solar systems up George Washington’s butthole
    Meanwhile, all the feminists & born-again Christians are protesting erotic art splashing along all the walls of the city
    Then the poem hangs up…

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Having an Affair With the Moon
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    We’re all riding eyeballs into outer space
    When suddenly all of outer space is on fire
    But then correct English grammar saves us all with the Queen’s English of Her Majesty’s vagina
    But suddenly this phrase-of-poetry is crashing & slashing & lurching out of control of the Poet
    So the Poet stabs the poem-to-death with his Penis
    And everyone lives happily-ever-after inside their bellybuttons

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    The Outer Space of Your Imagination
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I’m planets from outer space drifting through your veins & arteries
    I am rays of lightning and crashes of thunder that are phrases of poetry
    And vice versa
    I am millions of space aliens eating through your brains
    I am thousands of galaxies swirling around-&-around in your testicles
    You grow from a child into an old man in one of my seconds
    The 10,000 years of your human civilization is one of my minutes

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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