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    Wolf Larsen the Great!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Four Salvador Dali clone-eunuchs carry Wolf Larsen on his throne through all the spinning solar systems
    And then the four Salvador Dali eunuchs place Wolf Larsen beside Salvador Dali’s wife
    And Wolf Larsen & Salvador Dali’s wife together create a great mural of immaculate conception
    And Salvador Dali’s wife has an orgasm
    And a humongous tidal wave of surrealistic imagery splashes out of the pussy of Salvador Dali’s wife
    And 9 months later a prince of poetry is born

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    "...the ramblings of a narcissistic, self-obsessed, deranged mind."
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    A String Quartet of Thousands of Wolf Larsens
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    For Milton Babbitt

    You walk into a tiny room with thousands of giant Wolf Larsen faces on the walls all laughing & crying & screaming
    The ceiling is a smiling sky dripping its blue neurosis all over you
    The floor is a constantly-changing-river of human emotions & bright colors & musical notes flying past
    Then hundreds of doors in the walls open
    And millions of clones of you jump out

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

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    Wolf Larsen Urinating on Shakespeare
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    I plant the Québecois flag on Shakespeare’s plagiarist ***!
    I urinate French all over English-speaking North America!
    And all the textile mills of New England begin churning out verbs & nouns & imagery flying out in all directions...
    Together we Québecois & Native Americans aimed our guns at the English...
    Together we laughed as rivers & lakes & oceans of English blood spilled red everywhere!
    And let every year be the year 1066!
    When we conquered that miserable barbarian island!
    Let us take a swinging wrecking ball to the English language!
    CRASH! BOOM! BANG!

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
    Advance permission is given to all to reproduce the above poem, whether in physical or Internet form, as long as the poem is not edited, permission is given to the author, and the intent of such publication is not hostile.
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    The Poet’s Erection!
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    My Penis is the Greatest on Earth!
    All the men of the earth dress as transvestites and have a colorful parade beneath my window
    They scream my poetry as they dance to all the abstract expressionism singing out of Jackson Pollock’s penis
    We must erect giant 1,000 story penis sculptures on planets throughout the universe!
    Because Dennis Rodman looks beautiful in a wedding dress!
    And while Jean-Paul Sartre sucks existential philosophy out of Dennis Rodman’s Dick
    I embrace the naked body of the reader
    And I whisper flowers growing-inside-your-head into your ear

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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    Wolf the Crack-Smoking Scientist
    A poem by Wolf Larsen

    Wolf the Scientist-Poet inserts 10,000 kangaroos into the butthole of a Wall Street derivatives trader
    And the economy collapses inside of testicles across the universe
    And then Wolf crosses the DNA of a hurricane with a delicious soup of hundreds of solar systems
    And now kangaroos are jumping out of buttholes across the universe
    Hey reader, do you like to smoke crack?

    Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen
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